My friend got roofied last night

[Surreal]

We were at a local bar last night watching UFC 96, and some guy, who was walking out, hands my buddy an opened but apparently full bottle of bud light. My buddy wasn't sure if it was a good idea to drink it . . . smart man. So he gives it to our friend who'll drink anything and everything containing alcohol. He's irish, if that explains anything.

Since we were all joking about the possibility of the bud light containing roofies or special k, our other boy decides to check the bottom of the bottle for adulteration. He sees nothing and declares it safe! So our friend chugs it down during the final match between Jackson and Jardine. Soon after we head out, only to realize that he's belligerently drunk/hammered/destroyed/annihilated/whatever despite having at most a pitcher's worth of beer. Unusual . . . extremely unusual for an irishman/ex-frat boy who'll normally kill off half a handle of popov and still stick it in a fat chick at the end of the night no problem.

After heading home, he is shown to our boy who's currently enrolled at UCLA medical school, but in town for spring break. He confirms that our friend got roofied, and suggests that he be taken to the emergency room immediately! However, he just ends up passing out in his room.

Moral of the story: Remember what your mom told you. Don't take candy . . . or accept booze from strangers, at least not bud light!

Question: What kind of man gives roofied beer to a bunch of guys?

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

Gay guys lol

[hugovsilva]

Dsm?

[*RAGE*]

dude you should have painted up your boy and made him sleep outside naked.....you could have ****ed with him so bad......your a shitty friend...I am not talking to you no more...

[Bojangles69]

Thats weird, I thought when people put roofies in a drink its intended for a target, like you hand it exactly to the person whos gonna be drinking it.

And it works much better at a club than a bar. I pretend I'm the bartender, bring the drinks out to a whole table of hotties. First one to drop comes home with me.

[gettingBIGGERfast]

Thats weird, I thought when people put roofies in a drink its intended for a target, like you hand it exactly to the person whos gonna be drinking it.

And it works much better at a club than a bar. I pretend I'm the bartender, bring the drinks out to a whole table of hotties. First one to drop comes home with me.

I usually just gas the whole club then search for my hottie amongst the bodies scattered about the floor. It really simplifies the whole process

[Surreal]

And it works much better at a club than a bar. I pretend I'm the bartender, bring the drinks out to a whole table of hotties. First one to drop comes home with me.

You sound pretty experienced in this. Got any stories to share?

[Bojangles69]

Just use the line "I'm an off duty EMT" and have a stethoscope in your car.

When bfs come running out (which they will) take the stethoscope out and put it on the girls chest (when you're actually just playing with her boobs)

act like they need mouth to mouth "OMG, she stopped breathing!"
than start making out with them. (when they're sleeping/unconscious its hot)

Be ready for the bf to call you out, but also have your hand firmly gripping the taser in your back pocket.
Than, at the last second, unzip your pants and smack the gf in the face with your dick.
As the bf comes at you drop him with 50,000 volts to his nipples (if your aim is good like mine)
Than take girl to the spot so you can start taping.
And always remember to wear a mask in the tape if you plan on selling them.

This will keep Dateline NBC and the feds at bay.
Any more info on this can be found at my site

www.roofiesmakesleepinggirlshorny.com

[Surreal]

Just use the line "I'm an off duty EMT" and have a stethoscope in your car.

When bfs come running out (which they will) take the stethoscope out and put it on the girls chest (when you're actually just playing with her boobs)

act like they need mouth to mouth "OMG, she stopped breathing!"
than start making out with them. (when they're sleeping/unconscious its hot)

Be ready for the bf to call you out, but also have your hand firmly gripping the taser in your back pocket.
Than, at the last second, unzip your pants and smack the gf in the face with your dick.
As the bf comes at you drop him with 50,000 volts to his nipples (if your aim is good like mine)
Than take girl to the spot so you can start taping.
And always remember to wear a mask in the tape if you plan on selling them.

This will keep Dateline NBC and the feds at bay.
Any more info on this can be found at my site

www.roofiesmakesleepinggirlshorny.com

What about cops? Tasers are no match for guns!

[warchild]

dsm on the prowl

[Bojangles69]

What about cops? Tasers are no match for guns!

i throw killer frog darts at their necks apacalypto style from the trees,
they never see it coming

[Bojangles69]

Get out of this thread you dumb worthless drug addict. Noone is selling you roofies

[CHUCKYthentic]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah what a terd!

[JDawg1536]

Can I has roofy?

[DSM4Life]

We were at a local bar last night watching UFC 96, and some guy, who was walking out, hands my buddy an opened but apparently full bottle of bud light. My buddy wasn't sure if it was a good idea to drink it . . . smart man. So he gives it to our friend who'll drink anything and everything containing alcohol. He's irish, if that explains anything.

Since we were all joking about the possibility of the bud light containing roofies or special k, our other boy decides to check the bottom of the bottle for adulteration. He sees nothing and declares it safe! So our friend chugs it down during the final match between Jackson and Jardine. Soon after we head out, only to realize that he's belligerently drunk/hammered/destroyed/annihilated/whatever despite having at most a pitcher's worth of beer. Unusual . . . extremely unusual for an irishman/ex-frat boy who'll normally kill off half a handle of popov and still stick it in a fat chick at the end of the night no problem.

After heading home, he is shown to our boy who's currently enrolled at UCLA medical school, but in town for spring break. He confirms that our friend got roofied, and suggests that he be taken to the emergency room immediately! However, he just ends up passing out in his room.

Moral of the story: Remember what your mom told you. Don't take candy . . . or accept booze from strangers, at least not bud light!

Question: What kind of man gives roofied beer to a bunch of guys?

I was hoping he was walking some alone. You spoiled my night.

[fig]

Thats weird, I thought when people put roofies in a drink its intended for a target, like you hand it exactly to the person whos gonna be drinking it.

And it works much better at a club than a bar. I pretend I'm the bartender, bring the drinks out to a whole table of hotties. First one to drop comes home with me.

Quagmire?

[Hazard]

We were at a local bar last night watching UFC 96, and some guy, who was walking out, hands my buddy an opened but apparently full bottle of bud light. My buddy wasn't sure if it was a good idea to drink it . . . smart man. So he gives it to our friend who'll drink anything and everything containing alcohol. He's irish, if that explains anything.

Since we were all joking about the possibility of the bud light containing roofies or special k, our other boy decides to check the bottom of the bottle for adulteration.

Now THAT woulda been fun for your friend LMAO!

~Haz~

[Mooseman33]

man i miss roofies....

the good old days

[fig]

Now THAT woulda been fun for your friend LMAO!

~Haz~

K Hole

[Hazard]

~Haz~

[Hazard]

K Hole

LMFAO! yup

~Haz~

[Hazard]

~Haz!

[Mooseman33]

ruhl should look into this...

its a cant miss

[fig]

~Haz!

*Sigh*

This brings back memories....lol

[powerful intelligent]

It is a funny but scary story. I worry that someone could put something in my drink at a party. I don't take anything from anybody i do not know. Just be glad it was not something more serious

[Mooseman33]

shit, i used to hope someone put something in my drink at parties....

the good old days...

[Panzerfaust]

He deserved it for drinking that pathetic excuse for "Beer" that is Bud light.

[Charlie6]

If you get roofied you don't get drunk/annihlated/wasted. You are completely unconscious. even if you receive a "small dose/half pill", you're DONE.

and your med friend can't diagnose a rohypnol......duh

[Bojangles69]

shit, i used to hope someone put something in my drink at parties....

the good old days...

There WAS actually days when that was considered a compliment.

I'm not even old yet but I remember back in the day I'd get "mitsubishi fuel" (cant spell for shit) which was just when someone threw a mitsubishi tab (x) in a beer bottle.
OMG! First time I had a 3some I was on that crap, I was 18 and didnt even have to work for it. Now and days you gotta butter them up with compliments.. another reason I hate alcohol. Doesn't turn everyone into senseless whores quite like x