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Help me out guys.. I told this girl that I was in the ARMY, well actually the Marines.. Now I got a date with her, I need to know some shit about the Marines incase she asks... I know nothing.. Like where I was stationed, and platoon or whatever I need to know to run with a bullshit, and not make it seem like Im a crack of Shitt.. Thanks guys, you are the best....
Junior Member
hmm well you are crack of shit.. but. watch black hawk down. and shit lol you learn stuff. and say extreme rescue missions "storys" i'm sure she will dig that. goodluck homie
Knowledgeable Member
fvckin lame
"Toughest & Best Looking Guy Around Here"
Really man?
You're bound to fail.
Member
tell that if she wasnt so hot that you could think clealy and not fill her full of shit. Are saying that you werent in the military at all?
Member
Just tell her you want to get in her pants, she'll understand.
Member
ya, she might respond to that
Member
I think your right... Hopefully we wont do much talking...Originally Posted by Eddie_m63
“SIS PACIS INSTRUO PRO BELLUM”
Bro, I was in the marines and I can't remember alot of stuff.
Had a real "bad" accident in 87'.
Besides, I never tell anyone about what I actually did and such.
What the hell did you tell her a lie about that anyways?
Marines kick ass first anyways!!!
Best
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Anabolic Member
What the fvck. Just tell her you lied. What happens if eventually you meet her folks? And you find out her Dad was in the Marines? Then you will be fvcked. I had no idea people were claiming to be in the military to get laid. wow
Knowledgeable Member
That's Pathetic. Never do something like that unless you are on vacation and dont have to back it up. Just like my up coming trip to the Philippines they are BIG on boxing so I may let a few think I am a boxer. I had a LOT of girls and guys ask me if I was a boxer my last trip due to my build and Im in a LOT better shape then last time.
New Member
Do some research. Find out where a semi - local unit is located and then come up with a good excuse why you didn't go overseas or are no longer in the marines.
"T-MOS WILL LIVE THROUGH US FOREVER"
You are a retard,
IMO
you have taken away from the men and women serving overseas, by saying your sorry ass is one of them. You should be hung by your toes, I would have said balls but you must not have none...
Last edited by *RAGE*; 12-20-2009 at 07:35 AM.
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^^^ Damn
Borderline Personality
Pathetic.
Associate Member
You sir, are a douchebag.
Snook~ AR Lounge Monitor
+2..
Senior Member
I am a former Marine. Was at a bar one night and heard some underage guy tell this chick I knew that he was a Marine helo pilot. I ripped that fvcker a new azzhole. He just turned red and left the bar. Moral of the story is, ur gonna get pewned!
Member
Yeah man just come clean with her now before it may ruin the chance to be w/ her if it goes that far. I'm pretty sure its also a pretty serious crime too. Like someone else said what if her dad is a Marine, he may shoot you (serious) Soldiers from any branch are proud people and would take great offense to someone claiming to be one of them.
AR-Elite Hall of Famer (RETIRED)
x3..
Associate Member
Don't be a poser douche bag your whole life, go join the Corps and redeem yourself.
Productive Member
x2...
FAIL
Associate Member
Stolen Valor.
That's really fcking lame dude.
Associate Member
It's a crime to wear a civilian to wear a uniform of a Marine and to wear medals they did not earn. It's also a crime to claim you got X medal and X happened in battle when it did not. I can't stand how lame people are when it comes to this shit!!!!!
Senior Member
Thia ia more pathetic than Abominator screwing a dude in order to screw a craigslist hooker.
Dulce bellum inexpertis
1 year and $100,000 in fines...Not worth it...and disrespectful...It's a crime to wear a civilian to wear a uniform of a Marine and to wear medals they did not earn. It's also a crime to claim you got X medal and X happened in battle when it did not. I can't stand how lame people are when it comes to this shit!!!!!
Associate Member
You fvckin piece of $hit. My brothers are overseas dying right now, because they earned the title United States Marine. You have no idea what it takes to earn that title. Three months of fvcking hell. How dare you! I wish you were in front of me right now so I could punch you in your face! You are a waste of flesh! @sshole!
Eat $hit and die motherfvcker
Associate Member
The sad thing is......you're right. Never thought I'd see something top that
God bless them all brother...If I could be over there right now I would; I wanted it more than anything. Karma will strike him back
Associate Member
There are some things ok to lie about.. and some things not ok.
Dont lie to a girl and tell her your in the marines.. they protect us. Its like lying to a girl that you have cancer... not a good way to get in her pants.
BUUT.. if your going to lie... pick something that noone really pays attention to... like the X games... and tell her your an athelete.... or tell her you had a small stint with the boston red sox...
American Psycho
ya tell her asap
New Member
Tell her that you are gay and you were stationed with a lot of seamen.
American Psycho
lol but seriously
Not Here
aahhhh...where did you go...
100% American Beef
I usually don't flame people but you're a ****in piece of shit. Is your life so pathetic that you can't tell her what you really do?
Get a life or at least try to earn one.
Member
what do you really do?
Senior Member
Gay porn?
"A Work in Progress"
WOW...really? I agree with everybody else when they say that is pathetic...
Member
Wow, the poor guys came for a little help, i guest he didnt see that coming. So where is he anyways?
"Rock" of Love ;)
He's probably in combat.... there's not much internet access in Afghanistan.
Live every week like it's shark week
Tell her you were in Nam
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