Neanderthal Arms

[Ashop]

http://news.discovery.com/archaeolog...rong-arms.html

[Times Roman]

That almost looks like one of the regulars I know over at the beer joint I hang out at....!

But I seriously doubt these Neanderthals had popeye right arms. Very few things in nature are out of proportion like that. I could be wrong....

[glover]

Wonder why we evolved into wimps comparatively speaking i.e. vs. the gorilla.

[Times Roman]

Wonder why we evolved into wimps comparatively speaking i.e. vs. the gorilla.

yeah, but look at the horsepower our noggins have!! We have mastered the art of getting in line at the welfare office.....! Show me a fukkin gorilla that can do that!

[Nooomoto]

yeah, but look at the horsepower our noggins have!! We have mastered the art of getting in line at the welfare office.....! Show me a fukkin gorilla that can do that!

The really sad thing about your statement, is that it's probably completely plausible that an expert would be able to teach/train a gorilla to do just that.

[songdog]

bump

[HITTMANN]

So all I have to do is kill stuff with my bare hands and I'll huge arms? haha. nooomoto, awsome avatar.

[Myalansky]

Wonder why we evolved into wimps comparatively speaking i.e. vs. the gorilla.

Long distance running. Human`s the best at it.

[Superhero d-bolman]

neanderthals had huge muscles in general... the average neanderthal had 5 times more muscle mass then us.

[Knockout_Power]

wtf, you guys have not met Cal yet? That pic makes it look like he shaved

[Mr.Rose]

neanderthals had huge muscles in general... the average neanderthal had 5 times more muscle mass then us.

Yeh just like gorillas and orangutans, 5x as stong/muscular THAN AN ORDINARY MAN, I weight in at ~260lbs and i can tell you i am morethan 5x as strong as an ordianly man. You got to realise guys, that when you lift weights, like the neanderthals did (in the form of hunting and gathering) then you will ALWAYS be x amount stronger than the ordinary man of TODAYS standards (aka pansy).

[Mr.Rose]

wtf, you guys have not met Cal yet? That pic makes it look like he shaved

bahaha

[Knockout_Power]

Yeh just like gorillas and orangutans, 5x as stong/muscular THAN AN ORDINARY MAN, I weight in at ~260lbs and i can tell you i am morethan 5x as strong as an ordianly man. You got to realise guys, that when you lift weights, like the neanderthals did (in the form of hunting and gathering) then you will ALWAYS be x amount stronger than the ordinary man of TODAYS standards (aka pansy).

why did you have to go there? Im just a sensitive man

[Mr.Rose]

Wonder why we DEevolved into wimps comparatively speaking i.e. vs. the gorilla.

fixed.

Because you guys gave up the wild for the luxury of sitting in-front of a tv all day. No work = no return. They sped all day hunting/fighting, you spend all day sitting on a chair. In their time, all infants born with a disability would die (natural selection), whiles the strong survived and bred, in now times, there is no more survival, everyone lives, brain dead or not, and still procreates. No more with only the strong surviving, now everyone does, weak/frail and strong. Do the math.

[Knockout_Power]

fixed.

Because you guys gave up the wild for the luxury of sitting in-front of a tv all day. No work = no return. They sped all day hunting/fighting, you spend all day sitting on a chair. In their time, all infants born with a disability would die (natural selection), whiles the strong survived and bred, in now times, there is no more survival, everyone lives, brain dead or not, and still procreates. No more with only the strong surviving, now everyone does, weak/frail and strong. Do the math.

sorry, simpler answer... Vegans (thats latin for: lousy hunter)

[Mr.Rose]

why did you have to go there? Im just a sensitive man

Didnt i say i was going to bed? its 4:40am here, im such an idiot.

I know your sensitive, when the bouncer called you little you tried to bash him but cal's neanderthal right arm held you back.

[Mr.Rose]

sorry, simpler answer... Vegans (thats latin for: lousy hunter)

x10000. Its bad for humans to eat animals, but its ok for other animals to eat animals. Wait, aren't i an animal? So the lion can eat me, but i can't eat it?

[Knockout_Power]

x10000. Its bad for humans to eat animals, but its ok for other animals to eat animals. Wait, aren't i an animal? So the lion can eat me, but i can't eat it?

I can over simplify this answer as well... Im in the dental feild... we, as humans, have canines... they are not there for chewing leaves.

Eating a vegetarian is pretty fun though

[Knockout_Power]

wait, I guess that would make me a Vag-itarian

[Mr.Rose]

I can over simplify this answer as well... Im in the dental feild... we, as humans, have canines... they are not there for chewing leaves.

Eating a vegetarian is pretty fun though

I call to the stand expert number 1:

So Mr.KP, cannines are indeed for tearing meat?
KP: Yes!

Case closed.

[Mr.Rose]

wait, I guess that would make me a Vag-itarian

bahahahahahahaha. ok that was good. But seriously only cal is a vag-itarian!!




OK SERIOUSLY NOW!

GOODNIGHT! its almost 5am. im an idiot x 1002013401

[Knockout_Power]

Night bro... you cant take the man out of the whore... but you cant take the whore out of the man

[danimal79]

Wonder why we evolved into wimps comparatively speaking i.e. vs. the gorilla.

[Knockout_Power]

I'd like to think Im the guy in the middle standing errect, but the sad truth is I am always errect so standing up that straight in public is difficult

[stack_it]

Wonder why we evolved into wimps comparatively speaking i.e. vs. the gorilla.

Technlogy.

[DSM4Life]

How bigs his slong?

[cherrydrpepper]

Sometimes I wonder what our next evolution will be

[Knockout_Power]

Sometimes I wonder what our next evolution will be

judging by all the emo kids and metro's... I dont think we evolve any further... no men having sex with women will = no children = no evolution...

Maybe Cal is onto something when he says goats arent that bad looking after a few drinks

[Mr.Rose]

You guys do realise that we never evolved from chimps? Chimps where around when the first pre-humans where. Homosapians never evolved from chimps, but homosapians and chimp both have the same common ancestor.

[serratus]

i have a cromagnum arms

[Older lifter]

Sometimes I wonder what our next evolution will be

Judging by some of the kids today and the political correctness we have to do, i think it will get harder to tell the difference between the sexes

[ghettoboyd]

fixed.

Because you guys gave up the wild for the luxury of sitting in-front of a tv all day. No work = no return. They sped all day hunting/fighting, you spend all day sitting on a chair. In their time, all infants born with a disability would die (natural selection), whiles the strong survived and bred, in now times, there is no more survival, everyone lives, brain dead or not, and still procreates. No more with only the strong surviving, now everyone does, weak/frail and strong. Do the math.

dam that was deep bro but well said....

[ghettoboyd]

You guys do realise that we never evolved from chimps? Chimps where around when the first pre-humans where. Homosapians never evolved from chimps, but homosapians and chimp both have the same common ancestor.

fuk man why you got to be twisting my brain....im starting to think we are just the aliens fishbowl now....

[NotSmall]

You guys do realise that we never evolved from chimps? Chimps where around when the first pre-humans where. Homosapians never evolved from chimps, but homosapians and chimp both have the same common ancestor.

Yeah I saw Richard Dawkins explain that once - very smart guy.