Wtf is that?!

[RoadToRecovery]

Holy hell. I am on of those people who are fascinated by spiders/wildlife but cant touch a spider with out having my skin crawl.






If I pulled my clock off the wall and this thing was behind it, I think all the blood would leave my face and I would probably wind up on the floor. Talk about the heebee geebees.

[stack_it]

I would be right there with you. I could walk through a pit of snakes without a problem but I freak everytime I walk into a spider web.

[DSM4Life]

I'd burn the house down.

[jbran23]

Saw a video on Youtube once of a black widow bite. The shit literally looked like a bullet hole in the guys abdomen with puss and blood oozing out of it. He had to pack it with gauze. It was disgusting. Spiders bother me but snakes are my biggest fear for sure. I can barely even watch them on TV. Creeps me out.

[Hazard]

FVCK THAT!



~Haz~

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~Haz~

[DSM4Life]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKupuqtlivk

[TheArtist]

sweet jesus i almost passed out just seeing it on the computer screen. damn, that's a big spider. i hope that's in some fvckin desert area. like... 39847298547548458 miles away from me.

[RoadToRecovery]

FVCK THAT!



~Haz~

This is exactly what I told my father when I showed him.

[alexISthrowed]

sweet jesus i almost passed out just seeing it on the computer screen. damn, that's a big spider. i hope that's in some fvckin desert area. like... 39847298547548458 miles away from me.

Im pretty sure it's from australia.

[TheArtist]

good. lol

[RoadToRecovery]

These eight-eyed spiders are found in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Southeast Asia, the Mediterranean, Florida, and Hawaii, and possibly in many other tropical and semi-tropical regions.

Its a huntsman spider

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRV4d9LCawU

If this happen to me I would definitely lose it.

[scorpion62]

Parents should listen to the kids now and again lol who was fastest spider our dad neither it was dads ass shutting with a band

[RoadToRecovery]

Parents should listen to the kids now and again lol who was fastest spider our dad neither it was dads ass shutting with a band

ummm... what?

[cobra305]

that was awesome, especially when the daughter says "I told you not to play with spiders"

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[ghettoboyd]

ive never had a spider do that but i once had a bat behind a picture in my home....it kept rattling ever so slightly on the wall so i keept looking around the house to see where the noise was comming from....as i norrowed it down to the picture i walked over to itand pressed on it to see if it was rattling and it flew of the wall on to my head...i never saw the bat so i turned of the light and sat bac down on the couch....within a minute somthing flew by my head back and forth and i immidiatly knew what it was....so i was a bit freaked and knew i had to kill it so i put on my leather coat,a hat some long pants and grabbed a hokey stick.....i battled the bat and finnally got it....i must have made a lot of noise cus the wife woke up and saw me in my battle gear and started screaming bloody murder thinking i was an intruder....she was so freaked out that even as im taking the stuff off and saying honey its just me she just kept on screaming....i really shook her up to say the least....

[Hazard]

LMAO there was a bat in my parents house when I was younger..... I was sleeping and it flew into my room. I woke up to a raging lunatic (my father) in a guinea tea swinging a broom like a baseball bat. He finally connected and it flew into the ceiling fan which was on and it shot it clear across the other side of the room.....

~Haz~

[RoadToRecovery]

WTF is THAT?!

[RoadToRecovery]

ive never had a spider do that but i once had a bat behind a picture in my home....it kept rattling ever so slightly on the wall so i keept looking around the house to see where the noise was comming from....as i norrowed it down to the picture i walked over to itand pressed on it to see if it was rattling and it flew of the wall on to my head...i never saw the bat so i turned of the light and sat bac down on the couch....within a minute somthing flew by my head back and forth and i immidiatly knew what it was....so i was a bit freaked and knew i had to kill it so i put on my leather coat,a hat some long pants and grabbed a hokey stick.....i battled the bat and finnally got it....i must have made a lot of noise cus the wife woke up and saw me in my battle gear and started screaming bloody murder thinking i was an intruder....she was so freaked out that even as im taking the stuff off and saying honey its just me she just kept on screaming....i really shook her up to say the least....

And the winner for the longest run on sentence ever goes to....

[xlxBigSexyxlx]

WTF is THAT?!

http://www.trendite.net/2008/10/23/m...bird-pictures/

Its a Mammoth Golden Orb Weaver Spider, only found in Australia I think.
Talk about ****ing creepy... haha

[RoadToRecovery]

http://www.trendite.net/2008/10/23/m...bird-pictures/

Its a Mammoth Golden Orb Weaver Spider, only found in Australia I think.
Talk about ****ing creepy... haha

Holy Fxcking Shxt

[taiboxa]

Saw a video on Youtube once of a black widow bite. The shit literally looked like a bullet hole in the guys abdomen with puss and blood oozing out of it. He had to pack it with gauze. It was disgusting. Spiders bother me but snakes are my biggest fear for sure. I can barely even watch them on TV. Creeps me out.

i have been bit by a black widow.. the bight got hard and red and left a lump/scar the size of a pencil eraser in on my forarm.. but the bite really didnt hurt.. it was the actual sides that suckd bollocks.. it was like the flue meets arthritis x 10.. i was always woozie/exhausted and ached.. and just moving was a chore.. lasted like 3 weeks ..

[Tesla]

Saw a video on Youtube once of a black widow bite. The shit literally looked like a bullet hole in the guys abdomen with puss and blood oozing out of it. He had to pack it with gauze. It was disgusting. Spiders bother me but snakes are my biggest fear for sure. I can barely even watch them on TV. Creeps me out.

Are you sure that was a black widow? Although a black widow bite is no fun, the effects are systemic whereas a brown recluse spider's bite gives a person the problems you just described. This is what a brown recluse bite with do..

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[taiboxa]

there not even that big.. look how big the sleave on the right is compared to the two soulfigids

[Kibble]

there not even that big.. look how big the sleave on the right is compared to the two soulfigids

hater

[RoadToRecovery]

Camel spiders arent as big as people think they are... but they are big enough to make me shit my pants.

[scorpion62]

ummm... what?

In the link you here his kid telling him not to touch the spider

[RuhlFreak55]

mother****er.....that would freak me out to the point of grabbing a gun and shooting I think.....*shivers*

[Abominator]

Nothing bothers me more than bees. I can't STAND when bees are flying around my head and shit.

[MaNiCC]

if i get nightmares all you mother .......'s are getting it

[AlphaGenetics]

That thumb pic wasnt called for. JC that is nasty.

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[SwollenMooseKnuckle8]

Camel spiders arent as big as people think they are... but they are big enough to make me shit my pants.

I second this....hate spiders.


But relative. Anyone know how to keep spiders out of your home? I only get daddy longlegs and some other small light brown breed, but I hate them. Best way to keep them out? do those electrical socket things work? Anyone have any results with those "Spider Plugs" ?

[smokeyd]

this thread has made my ass so tight i hate you all

[lovbyts]

I HATE spiders and always have. Snakes are GREAT. But for some reason the bigger the spider the less scared I am.

When I was in the Philippines at the GF's parents house I got up to get something off the tip of the fridge (my camera I think) and this spider the size of my hand stretched out was right next to it. I did not see it until it JUMPED off the fridge onto the wall.

I swear to God my heart just stopped. I did good. No scream, didnt faint, didnt react like a little school girl but my heart stopped and was in my throat for sure. I have some pictures I will post again later.

I have seen the clock spider several times over the last few years.. BIG

They say per national geographical the Tarantula is still the biggest spider getting to be over 1ft at times....