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    How do you know you train like a pu$$y..(game)

    You wear sandles to the gym..


    Keep the list going one at a time...

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    You drop the weights on the floor like a pu$$y

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    you wipe your ball sweat on the bench

    wait. thats me.

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    you talk on the cell phone between sets

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    you spend more time chatting with ppl between sets then you do actually lifting

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    you talk on your phone during sets

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    you ask the big guy how he got big

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    you wear a head band. lol

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    You come to the gym to jumprope in the free weight room

    You wear those ***** grip straps while doing pushing exercises

    You are outfitted in BB.com attire

    You wear shades to the gym

    You wear a 59fifty hat to the gym

    You constantly lift up your shirt in the mirror after each set

    You do crunches in the squat rack

    You spend half the time talking on your phone

    You use 10 sets of dumbells

    You talk so loud to your buddies that nobody else can hear their Ipods

    You wear a fanny pack full of nitro tech protein bars

    You bring a jug of protein to the gym

    You sip a pre-workout supplement during the whole time you are in the gym

    You sit on a random bench to watch tv

    You put chalk on your hands then walk all over the gym clapping your hands

    You do jumpin jacks in the mirror

    You use all of the barbells in the gym at the same time for some phaggot crossfit exercise

    You Ask a random dude for a spot on every exercise you do

    You slam the weight plates together when adding weights

    When you take weights off of the bar you drop them on the floor

    When you slam the weights to re-rack in the smith machine

    When you spend 45 minutes on those pu$$y exercise balls

    When you kiss your biceps in the mirror

    When you try to correct every person's form... yet you are 145lbs

    When you wear a giant gold chain to the gym

    When you look in the mirror and start dancing to your Ipod

    When you are deadlifting and you have to use grip straps for 135lbs

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    well

    let it all out kuntry

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    I will. I missed my leg/shoulder day. Tomorrow I have biceps and back, which I will porbally have to cut short as well

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    When you carry around a skipping rope

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    When you have a personal trainer who is a girl

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    When someone sits down and doubles your weight for their warm up set

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    When you do bench press 7x a week

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    When you take a 100% oral cycle

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigKuntry1984 View Post
    You come to the gym to jumprope in the free weight room

    You wear those ***** grip straps while doing pushing exercises

    You are outfitted in BB.com attire

    You wear shades to the gym

    You wear a 59fifty hat to the gym

    You constantly lift up your shirt in the mirror after each set

    You do crunches in the squat rack

    You spend half the time talking on your phone

    You use 10 sets of dumbells

    You talk so loud to your buddies that nobody else can hear their Ipods

    You wear a fanny pack full of nitro tech protein bars

    You bring a jug of protein to the gym

    You sip a pre-workout supplement during the whole time you are in the gym

    You sit on a random bench to watch tv

    You put chalk on your hands then walk all over the gym clapping your hands

    You do jumpin jacks in the mirror

    You use all of the barbells in the gym at the same time for some phaggot crossfit exercise

    You Ask a random dude for a spot on every exercise you do

    You slam the weight plates together when adding weights

    When you take weights off of the bar you drop them on the floor

    When you slam the weights to re-rack in the smith machine

    When you spend 45 minutes on those pu$$y exercise balls

    When you kiss your biceps in the mirror

    When you try to correct every person's form... yet you are 145lbs

    When you wear a giant gold chain to the gym

    When you look in the mirror and start dancing to your Ipod

    When you are deadlifting and you have to use grip straps for 135lbs
    Here's one.....

    When you have enough time on your hands between sets to notice all the things that make someone a pvssy at the gym.....

    LOLOLOLOL
    ~Haz~

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    When you scream and everyone laughs at you b/c my little sister could lift that

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    When you stop during the middle of your exercise to eat a protein bar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Here's one.....

    When you have enough time on your hands between sets to notice all the things that make someone a pvssy at the gym.....

    LOLOLOLOL
    ~Haz~
    LOL. It's funny youu say that. Come to my gym in Korea. You will spend 50% of your time waiting on equipment. I have been at this gym for a year and a half. I have notices this accumulation of pu$$iness over these 18 months

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    I got more....

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    When you wear tight shorts

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    When you walk into the gym and turn off the air conditioner because you are cold

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    when you along side your girlfriend

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    When you stand at the water fountain for fifteen minutes trying to take your 20 Muscle Tech pills

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    when you eat a can of tuna fish in the locker room post workout

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    When you tell the gym staff to turn the music down because you have a headache

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    when at the gym you weigh yourself naked every single day on the scale to see if anything has changed

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    When you give your buddy a high five after each set

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    ^^
    lol

    when it doesnt bother you that the gym is playing whitney houston music
    or the YMCA theme song

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    LMFAO! you guys are killing me LOLOLOL! going one for one here..... AHAHAHAHA

    ~Haz~

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    When you walk around drinking a coke zero

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    When you have to leave early because your muscle tech products gave you the sh!ts

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    When you admire the squigly vericose veins in your calfs.....

    ~Haz~

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    Well, I think kuntry summed it up. Lol! How bout the middle aged, outa shape, HAIRY! indian guy who wares spandex running gear, with them stoopid ass runnin tiny shorts? Head band and all. I don't know if that classifies, but its deffinatly sumthin!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    When you admire the squigly vericose veins in your calfs.....

    ~Haz~
    This is a good one
    HAHA

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    When you are 45 years old, 167lbs at 30%bf. You walk around giving advice saying you used to be a world champion powerlifter

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    When you keep farting next to the dumbells then walking away

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    When nobody is afraid of you

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    When you're on the bike doing cardio and reading a book at the same time......

    ~Haz~

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