You wear sandles to the gym..
Keep the list going one at a time...
You wear sandles to the gym..
Keep the list going one at a time...
You drop the weights on the floor like a pu$$y
you wipe your ball sweat on the bench
wait. thats me.
you talk on the cell phone between sets
you spend more time chatting with ppl between sets then you do actually lifting
you talk on your phone during sets
you ask the big guy how he got big
you wear a head band. lol
You come to the gym to jumprope in the free weight room
You wear those ***** grip straps while doing pushing exercises
You are outfitted in BB.com attire
You wear shades to the gym
You wear a 59fifty hat to the gym
You constantly lift up your shirt in the mirror after each set
You do crunches in the squat rack
You spend half the time talking on your phone
You use 10 sets of dumbells
You talk so loud to your buddies that nobody else can hear their Ipods
You wear a fanny pack full of nitro tech protein bars
You bring a jug of protein to the gym
You sip a pre-workout supplement during the whole time you are in the gym
You sit on a random bench to watch tv
You put chalk on your hands then walk all over the gym clapping your hands
You do jumpin jacks in the mirror
You use all of the barbells in the gym at the same time for some phaggot crossfit exercise
You Ask a random dude for a spot on every exercise you do
You slam the weight plates together when adding weights
When you take weights off of the bar you drop them on the floor
When you slam the weights to re-rack in the smith machine
When you spend 45 minutes on those pu$$y exercise balls
When you kiss your biceps in the mirror
When you try to correct every person's form... yet you are 145lbs
When you wear a giant gold chain to the gym
When you look in the mirror and start dancing to your Ipod
When you are deadlifting and you have to use grip straps for 135lbs
well
let it all out kuntry
I will. I missed my leg/shoulder day. Tomorrow I have biceps and back, which I will porbally have to cut short as well
When you carry around a skipping rope
When you have a personal trainer who is a girl
When someone sits down and doubles your weight for their warm up set
When you do bench press 7x a week
When you take a 100% oral cycle
When you scream and everyone laughs at you b/c my little sister could lift that
When you stop during the middle of your exercise to eat a protein bar
I got more....
When you wear tight shorts
When you walk into the gym and turn off the air conditioner because you are cold
when you along side your girlfriend
When you stand at the water fountain for fifteen minutes trying to take your 20 Muscle Tech pills
when you eat a can of tuna fish in the locker room post workout
When you tell the gym staff to turn the music down because you have a headache
when at the gym you weigh yourself naked every single day on the scale to see if anything has changed
When you give your buddy a high five after each set
^^
lol
when it doesnt bother you that the gym is playing whitney houston music
or the YMCA theme song
LMFAO! you guys are killing me LOLOLOL! going one for one here..... AHAHAHAHA
~Haz~
When you walk around drinking a coke zero
When you have to leave early because your muscle tech products gave you the sh!ts
When you admire the squigly vericose veins in your calfs.....
~Haz~
Well, I think kuntry summed it up. Lol! How bout the middle aged, outa shape, HAIRY! indian guy who wares spandex running gear, with them stoopid ass runnin tiny shorts? Head band and all. I don't know if that classifies, but its deffinatly sumthin!
When you are 45 years old, 167lbs at 30%bf. You walk around giving advice saying you used to be a world champion powerlifter
When you keep farting next to the dumbells then walking away
When nobody is afraid of you
When you're on the bike doing cardio and reading a book at the same time......
~Haz~
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