I was reading on another forum the other day about a woman who was frantic about the possibility that her little tommy might be gay. She was asking the moderator if there was a test she could use to find out. He told her to get some vinegar and baking soda and also to create a mold of a volcano. Then to slowly pour the vinegar and baking soda inside the opening of the molded volcano. If tommy is on the couch sucking c0ck while the volcano is erupting, then he is gay!