I'm not generally the guy that weird shit happens to. But last night was out in the club with the lads. Dancing away and believe it or not I was the sober judge of the night it was my turn to drive.
Throwing what I loosely call white man and more to the point white irish man dancing. So anyway dancing away giving it socks and this hot bodied tall irish one comes over and just lifts up my shirt and no word of a lie runs her fingers over my ab's and then goes down and just licks me from my crocth to neck and then kisses me. I was honestly stunned lol. And the other lads were just bursting their holes laughing. What a skanky yoke of a thing wouldn't touch her again but it's certainly one for the books.
I suppose everyone here has way wilder stories as ye are from the US of A
Damien