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    Extracirricular phone call?

    Laying in bed with the woman last night, after, and we start talking about whether or not I should go to Kabul. So she chirps in, ya know, we can hook up skype to my laptop, and I can "talk" to you from the bedroom at night.

    I guess this is the next level of phone sex?

    Me? I'm a phone sex virgin (although I've been on the receiving end of a number of sex calls before [all from non pros]). Just not sure about yanking it on a web cam.

    Is this what people do nowadays when in a long distance relationship? Yanking it in front of a web cam? I mean, I don't mind watching, but....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    Laying in bed with the woman last night, after, and we start talking about whether or not I should go to Kabul. So she chirps in, ya know, we can hook up skype to my laptop, and I can "talk" to you from the bedroom at night.

    I guess this is the next level of phone sex?

    Me? I'm a phone sex virgin (although I've been on the receiving end of a number of sex calls before [all from non pros]). Just not sure about yanking it on a web cam.

    Is this what people do nowadays when in a long distance relationship? Yanking it in front of a web cam? I mean, I don't mind watching, but....?

    id watch i dont know about yanking. i probably would just to keep her happy but kinda gay. plus dsm probably hack your computer and watch you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    id watch i dont know about yanking. i probably would just to keep her happy but kinda gay. plus dsm probably hack your computer and watch you
    oh sh1t mate! that's too fukken funny!!!

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    Just get the iPhone 4. The forward facing camera was made for phone sex....

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    Quote Originally Posted by stack_it View Post
    Just get the iPhone 4. The forward facing camera was made for phone sex....
    10,000 miles away. Wouldn't I need a sat phone? doubt a regular cell phone would work, or would it?

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    Don't see why not unless you're out in the middle of nowhere. Just get an international calling plan

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    You sure thats a good idea? I mean, you are in a war zone, I'm sure all electronic communications are subject to interception by a number of three letter agencies. Don't know if I'd wanna be jacking it, while my woman is banging herself with a dildo, all the while some perverted NSA agent is watching and getting his rocks off too...Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by thegodfather View Post
    You sure thats a good idea? I mean, you are in a war zone, I'm sure all electronic communications are subject to interception by a number of three letter agencies. Don't know if I'd wanna be jacking it, while my woman is banging herself with a dildo, all the while some perverted NSA agent is watching and getting his rocks off too...Lol
    the more the marrier... man, you gotta keep your woman happy no matter what... and Im guessing this was brought up more so cause she is trying to keep you interested in her... You know how a girl thinks. They think the moment we are away from getting sex for any period of time that we become desperate and will nail anything and those kind of images will be going through her head no matter if you're doing it or not... so if she is happy thinking that this is a worthy substitute to keep you diggin just her, then go for it... whats the worst that can happen? DSM wont post the pics... or will he?

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    You can use the skype anywhere you have internet connection or get the magicjack. Even if I got the magicjack I would have skype for a back up.

    You are not to old to learn about phone sex. I had never done it before I started long distance corresponding with my gf and it can be fun although a little weird at first... lol Its also fun talking them into it sometimes or getting them to even flash you, it becomes a game.

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    i had 2 chicks thats use to fiddle their self over the phone at night kinda interesting to me hearing it is just as good as seeing it haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knockout_Power View Post
    the more the marrier... man, you gotta keep your woman happy no matter what... and Im guessing this was brought up more so cause she is trying to keep you interested in her... You know how a girl thinks. They think the moment we are away from getting sex for any period of time that we become desperate and will nail anything and those kind of images will be going through her head no matter if you're doing it or not... so if she is happy thinking that this is a worthy substitute to keep you diggin just her, then go for it... whats the worst that can happen? DSM wont post the pics... or will he?
    that's exactly what's going on. she already lost good weight, down to maybe 140 (she's also tall... 5'9"), but is talking now of going down to 120. Now if that doesn't catch my attention or what?! That's her very slim weight when she was 17 when we first met!!!

    and DSM better not hack in and post any of the pics.... then you guys would quickly realize I'm a strapping 5'4" and 105lbs!!!! =)

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    it's christmas time and i need to decorate this thread

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    Sorry I just can't stand smoking!!

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    they're french.. everyone smokes in France.

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    cigarette? what cigarette?

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    And like Matt I can't stand the French!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by paulzane View Post
    And like Matt I can't stand the French!!
    I don't give a crap what nationality a hot babe is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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