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  1. 01-31-2011, 11:58 AM #1
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    Swifto's secret

    Swifto told me that this device has changed his life and his penis is alot more straighter now, he wanted to keep this private bewteen me and him but I think it could help other members who also have a bent penis like swifto

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg7ix...eature=related
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    I can't believe that this is actually a real thing. Could you imagine walking around wearing one of those for six months??
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    oh so this is the "crow bar fix" i heard about
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    Quote Originally Posted by MACHINE5150 View Post
    I can't believe that this is actually a real thing. Could you imagine walking around wearing one of those for six months??
    Swifto said he had it fitted for just over 8 months
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    Quote Originally Posted by marcus300 View Post
    Swifto said he had it fitted for just over 8 months
    i don't even know what to ay about that.. should we congratulate him on his bravery or stupidity??
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    Marcus is going to get flamed for this one! :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by MACHINE5150 View Post
    i don't even know what to ay about that.. should we congratulate him on his bravery or stupidity??
    how about we congratulate him on his new and improved penis?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    how about we congratulate him on his new and improved penis?
    I was always told a little upward curvature is a good thing though.. hits the g spot easier..
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    Quote Originally Posted by MACHINE5150 View Post
    I was always told a little upward curvature is a good thing though.. hits the g spot easier..
    yes i have also heard this
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    I believe his personal straightener device is now on ebay, if anyone is interested its got a few more hours left, its in crome and the size is small
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    siggy has a strap on he is trying to sell also
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    LMFAO! There's something for everything I guess.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigershark View Post
    Wow, when I thought I've seen everything.
    you just got engaged... you havent seen anything yet
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    I didn't know I needed correcting until now. Thanks for letting me know I have a problem. Wonder if I can get insurance to cover this!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyVegas View Post
    I didn't know I needed correcting until now. Thanks for letting me know I have a problem. Wonder if I can get insurance to cover this!
    Is your username refering to the golfer? Just wondering lol

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    Manicc has three sets of his used Lingerie and some used panty hose on Ebay as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Ender- View Post
    Manicc has three sets of his used Lingerie and some used panty hose on Ebay as well.
    I cant trust you with anything!
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    Where are his pubes ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life;550***5
    Where are his pubes ?
    he probably shaves.. it adds an inch
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    Quote Originally Posted by MACHINE5150 View Post
    he probably shaves.. it adds an inch
    true dat
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    My penis is perfect.
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    seriously funny....

    so you walkaround all day with this metal "lump" in your pants sticking out... how do you explain that to your co workers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    ... how do you explain that to your co workers?
    dood!! I got a boner
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman View Post
    seriously funny....

    so you walkaround all day with this metal "lump" in your pants sticking out... how do you explain that to your co workers?
    Swifto told me he just put the device on at night and his was the smallest they do so you couldn't really see it anyway.
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    Wow This is legit the most ridic thing i've seen.
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    I just like the thought off all you guys watching a man get erect.
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    Hahahahaha....

    You dirty old man!

    Just you wait...
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    and how many of you checked out this one on the same page?! lol

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=670V52EMQkc&NR=1
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    Hei dec11, I bet she is a thief, she really can hide things...............
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    Quote Originally Posted by D3m3nt3d View Post
    My penis is perfect.
    thats not what ur ex told me
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    Quote Originally Posted by 38jumper38 View Post
    Hei dec11, I bet she is a thief, she really can hide things...............
    i could give her something to hide and let out and hide and let out and hide...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by dec11 View Post
    i could give her something to hide and let out and hide and let out and hide...........
    i hope u r not talking to hide THAT in her bra...are you?
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    I'd just like to know what exactly Marcus was looking up that he came across this vid, hmmm?
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    Quote Originally Posted by D7M View Post
    I'd just like to know what exactly Marcus was looking up that he came across this vid, hmmm?
    he wasnt looking up anything. swifto sent it to him
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    he wasnt looking up anything. swifto sent it to him
    yeah.. duh.. didn't you read what he said at the top of the page... Poor Swifty has been wearing one of these for 9 months.. but now he is "curvature free"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Standby View Post
    he wasnt looking up anything. swifto sent it to him
    I skimmed the thread, but all I know is Marcus is posting vids about penises and spending time in DSM's thread lately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by D7M View Post
    I skimmed the thread, but all I know is Marcus is posting vids about penises and spending time in DSM's thread lately.
    If you read the opening post you will know why i posted it

    Swifto told me he used this device to help with his bent small penis

    If you would like i could post the picture you sent to me of you and your pregnant girlfriend
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