im gonna start a sentence and someone will add something and it will keep going. lets see how long it takes for the wheels to fall off this one.
I went to the gym today to
im gonna start a sentence and someone will add something and it will keep going. lets see how long it takes for the wheels to fall off this one.
I went to the gym today to
get laid....
but when I got there I saw
i had forgotten
my penis
and then
I went over
to something I saw laying on the ground over by the juice bar. Could it be? Why it's my....
Left bollock
In a bowl of wet and smelly
dirty man thongs
so i thought to myself
And put a pair on my head and then ran into the
womens lockeroom
and proceeded to
jump up and down and scream...
Wakka bakka dakka while flailing my arms above my head
then I started spinning in a circle and
was mauled by a saggy old fat chick, I screamed
im not cal get off me you
Why a flock of women
clawed at my penisless body there was
no place to run so
so I hid behind Cal
one by one he orally pleasured every fat chick in the locker room untill...
they asked for more to his surprise
and then something green
popped up in
my underpants
thats right while all this was going on i managed to put on my underwear
to my supprise I had suddenly grown an alien spacepenis
but forgot my camera
it seems to be a Big improvement but
despite its lenght its curled like a corkscrew
i figured let me get out of here before i poke someone. so i headed over to
amusement park and
continued my quest for
The smoothest balls ever and suddenly
my penis fell
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