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  1. 06-06-2011, 07:14 AM #1
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    God Dangit! I sharted..??

    I'm lactose intolerant, and tried to get around it, by diluting a bunch of high protein milk with Muscle Milk. It was still make my stomach a little messed up... I just injected, and as I started the needle in, I blew a crazy shart. I got startled but still finished the injection assuming none of it got around the spot or syringe. When I got done and looked at it, there was quite a bit of shart around the syringe, and needle.I am pretty worried. I need to know if there is a high chance of infection with feces in my tissues, and if I should go to the doctor??
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungone501 View Post
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    agreed...wtf man?! r u serious? were u injecting straight in ur ass or what?!
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    the technical term for that is LDH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gucks View Post
    agreed...wtf man?! r u serious? were u injecting straight in ur ass or what?!
    No man.. It splashed off my arm, and some of it got on the syringe. I've done some research, and it looks like have to go to the doc for possibilty of infection. I just don't know how I am going to explain this..
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    if ur brave you can chance it... clean it real good with alcohol swab. If you have access to a Z-pack/zithromycin would help for any infection. However if u do have a infection, definately bad since from ur arse!
    so thats up to you...
    nezt time wear pants when u inject :P
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    no way this is real.
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    lmao come on man are you serious? who the hell farts when they inject anyways let alone sharts themselves??!!!
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    Agreed ^^^ and where on ur ass are u injecting to as wear a shart can ricochet off your arm and coat ur syringe.. ( i had a hard time even typing that with out laughing)
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    lol seriously dude you have major issues but good story nonetheless
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    Considering how the brown python splashed against your arm and ricoshated on the seringe i would say this is a Ripley's believe it or not case lol
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    If the pin was already all the way in there is little chance of infection. If this is real LMFAO!!!!
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    LMFAO really...
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    Only way this could be better is if someone else was injecting him.. hahaha
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  17. 06-06-2011, 02:40 PM #17
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    Can the mods please change the OP's name to "Shartman 101".
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    bahahaha.. You guys are so serious around here sometimes, I had to.. ;p





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    Awesome!

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    bahahaha.. You guys are so serious around here sometimes, I had to.. ;p





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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmfao!
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    Holy shit... LMAO!!!!
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    That's the best thing I've ever seen!!!
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    ****in nasty but funny, like the broad in hall pass ha!
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  25. 06-07-2011, 01:53 PM #25
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    WHAT THA F@#k!! no wayy.. this cannot be true.. woowww
    this is freaking hilarious and yea ure prolly infected.. if u have shit on ur syringe and u poked urself with it.. im sorry for laughing and making fun of you but ure really F@$ked if ure infected
    i would go to a doc instd of posting overhere.. tell him u take B12 shots to help u with weight loss/energy and u sharted on the syringe
    let us know how this goes please
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    imho get a but plug should control the shart
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    imho get a but plug should control the shart
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    i dont think i have ever laughed so hard in my life! LMFAO!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by onefm View Post
    I'm lactose intolerant, and tried to get around it, by diluting a bunch of high protein milk with Muscle Milk. It was still make my stomach a little messed up... I just injected, and as I started the needle in, I blew a crazy shart. I got startled but still finished the injection assuming none of it got around the spot or syringe. When I got done and looked at it, there was quite a bit of shart around the syringe, and needle.I am pretty worried. I need to know if there is a high chance of infection with feces in my tissues, and if I should go to the doctor??
    Wow that's one of the funniest yet strangest stories I have ever heard!
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    I got a good laugh!
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    this should be on 1000 ways to die, sharting yourself and the infection
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    This has got to be the most Bullshit post I have read in 7 months, No pun intended
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