
Originally Posted by
Times Roman
a little self introspection should do the trick....
why do you want to get motivated to work out?
Is it because you are a fat pig?
Do you want to be a fat pig?
Are you happy being a fat pig?
If you answer "NO" to being happy as a fat pig, then you should get pissed off and head your sorry asss to the gym! There is no excuse for being a fat pig other than laziness!
So put that beer bottle down, turn off the tv, get off yer fukken ass and head on over to the gym!!!
(There, did that help?)