What's the GROSSEST thing you've ever had to do?

[Times Roman]

you first, then i'll cop to it.

[DSM4Life]

We need to work on getting you a hobby!

[Times Roman]

I found a hobby! but i go home in 7 days and won;t have as much free time as i do now.

[DSM4Life]

Whats your hobby?

[Times Roman]

uh.....

look. i have only so many things i can do here. porn isn't really an option due to bandwidth limitations. so i work, workout, read, and come here....

[DSM4Life]

Aren't you worried one day someone is just going to pick you of the street and torture you? haha. I would carry a hand grenade on my pocket at all times. If i go, we go !

[lovbyts]

I was kissed by a girl when I was 4. It was gross and she had cutties.

Other than that, Ive been pretty lucky. Changed plenty of diapers, that's gross enough. Luckily they were all from babies and not the adult diapers. LOL

[Times Roman]

CUTTIES? wazzat?

I was afraid of catching cooties from girls in the first and second grade, but that must be something totally different? =)

[JD250]

I shit my pants once, that was gross. It wasn't solid either.

[Noles12]

Working a bar on halloween in a college town. Scooping piles of shit, toilet paper, puke and shoes out of clogged toilets with a pitcher. THen plunging these toilets when you got enough out and having it splash up in your face

[MastaMan]

I had to remove a friends dog from her house once. it was 90 degrees and humid, and the dog had died of parvo a day earlier, left cooking in its own bloody vomit and shit. that was pretty gross.

[BrownGirl]

I had to kiss my former best friend (a girl) on a dare. No bueno.

[Black]

Working a bar on halloween in a college town. Scooping piles of shit, toilet paper, puke and shoes out of clogged toilets with a pitcher. THen plunging these toilets when you got enough out and having it splash up in your face

No money is worth that. **** that, I'd rather be homeless.

[Black]

I had to remove a friends dog from her house once. it was 90 degrees and humid, and the dog had died of parvo a day earlier, left cooking in its own bloody vomit and shit. that was pretty gross.

Your "friend" sounds like a winner. What's that saying about the company you keep?

[Hoggage_54]

I had to kiss my former best friend (a girl) on a dare. No bueno.

Uhh yeah, very gross...

[xelnaga]

Back when I was in high school the big game was to walk up to your friend and smack them as hard as you could across the face. One of my friends was notorious for giving and never receiving the said slaps. One day I saw him coming down the hall, so I waited for him to walk by and I reached out and open handed his face. My middle finger went straight into his eye socket. He fell to the ground and I went with him not wanting to pull my finger out. After about 30 seconds I pulled it out, not knowing what to do. His eyeball was unharmed. I later found out human eyes can retract into the skull and not be harmed.

[JD250]

Uhh yeah, very gross...

Yeah!! That's really sick!!! It would be a extremely gross if they were both naked and covered in oil !!

[SexySweetheart]

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[slfmade]

I dated this girl in my early/mid 20's. She was very pretty, we had EVERYTHING in common, and I was totally into her. I was the envy of all by peers.

So a little back story......Back then I prided myself on my expertise in oral sex. I was a well known within my circle for my God like pvssy eating ability!!

The first night we became intimate I pulled off her pants and a cloud of the most god awful stinch arose from her girly part! I had talked myself up for about a month on how I was going to blow her mind with my awe inspiring ability to please her. As I hard as I tried I just couldn't make myself go below the belly button. Even then I felt that simply my ability to breath came as almost supernatural b/c no other man would've been able to tolerate what I had just been exposed to. I ended up telling her I wasn't ready and we needed to take it slower. The next day my entire apartment smelled of Hell, Fire, and Brimstone.

I had to find a way out of this...so I did as any mature rational thinking young adult male would do...I stopped taking her calls, she stopped by once and when I looked through the peep hole I pretended I wasn't home, and I avoided every situation where I thought we might see each other. I NEVER spoke to her again.

Before this experience my favorite thing in the world was going down on a chick. It's that one thing that I knew would seperate me from every other guy that ANY girl had been with. It was my ace in the hole!!! To this day I'm a bit apprehensive to go down on even my fiance. I have literally been SCARRED!!!

So what's the worst thing I've ever had to do? Eat Pvssy!

[slfmade]

I had to kiss my former best friend (a girl) on a dare. No bueno.

Obviously this is bucket list item I will never be able to check off.

[RA]

Eat my ex mother in laws cooking....*shivers*

[Nooomoto]

Shoot the boot. Twice in a row.

Shooting the boot happens when a rugby team is singing rugby/drinking songs, when someone messes up the song, you take off your "boot", or shoe and everyone pours some of what they are drinking in it. So you have a slurry of different alcohols in shoe you were just wearing...then you drink it...shoot the boot.

One night I was totally ripped and kept ****ing up the song, so I ended up doing it twice. Pretty gross.

[SlimmerMe]

Not keen on picking up warm doggie doo

[tcw]

Nice...that's pretty fvkin gross....LOL.

Working a bar on halloween in a college town. Scooping piles of shit, toilet paper, puke and shoes out of clogged toilets with a pitcher. THen plunging these toilets when you got enough out and having it splash up in your face

[tcw]

gotdayum.....!

I had to remove a friends dog from her house once. it was 90 degrees and humid, and the dog had died of parvo a day earlier, left cooking in its own bloody vomit and shit. that was pretty gross.

[tcw]

Dayum...now that's some Nasty Snapper!

I dated this girl in my early/mid 20's. She was very pretty, we had EVERYTHING in common, and I was totally into her. I was the envy of all by peers.

So a little back story......Back then I prided myself on my expertise in oral sex. I was a well known within my circle for my God like pvssy eating ability!!

The first night we became intimate I pulled off her pants and a cloud of the most god awful stinch arose from her girly part! I had talked myself up for about a month on how I was going to blow her mind with my awe inspiring ability to please her. As I hard as I tried I just couldn't make myself go below the belly button. Even then I felt that simply my ability to breath came as almost supernatural b/c no other man would've been able to tolerate what I had just been exposed to. I ended up telling her I wasn't ready and we needed to take it slower. The next day my entire apartment smelled of Hell, Fire, and Brimstone.

I had to find a way out of this...so I did as any mature rational thinking young adult male would do...I stopped taking her calls, she stopped by once and when I looked through the peep hole I pretended I wasn't home, and I avoided every situation where I thought we might see each other. I NEVER spoke to her again.

Before this experience my favorite thing in the world was going down on a chick. It's that one thing that I knew would seperate me from every other guy that ANY girl had been with. It was my ace in the hole!!! To this day I'm a bit apprehensive to go down on even my fiance. I have literally been SCARRED!!!

So what's the worst thing I've ever had to do? Eat Pvssy!

[tcw]

After reading some of those...i think you guys should audition for "Worlds nastiest Jobs!"

Mine is changing out a Sewer pipe in a Section 8 rental house i own (*bunch of fckin animals live there.....ALL WOMEN TOO).

"Anyway...the back pipe was clogged and snaking it 3 times with an electric snake 1/2 hp didn't work...i had to bust the pipe out by jack-hammering the floor and the footer to get to the pipe. After 1 day of chiseling ....we finally got to the pipe. I cut a section of the pipe out and then shoved a high compression jetter hose with 2000 psi, down the hole. What came out is indescribable.....good thing i had those Guats 2 of them to help me. The whole fvkin room was blasted all over the walls with Feces, piss, garbage, waste, piss, chicken bones, and god knows what else. All my work clothes were ruined. I pushed the tenants out of the fckin way to get to the shower....and hosed myself down with 409 spray and disinfectant....i hosed my Guats off outside. They stripped down to their skivies and hosed um down. The place smelled so bad...the tenants left the house for 3 days....LOL. I wish i would have had a video. Next time i do that...i will be covered head-to-toe with a space suit and helmet. Good thing i had go-gels and mask on...i might have died!"

[lovbyts]

As a CNA I had worked in the dementia ward (the whole thing was nasty!) people throw their shit etc. but the worst for me was this 1 old lady had a condition were her skin literally tore upon touch...but she still need her bathing/changing etc. ... it always made me dry heave and shiver when her skin torn and she was in pain, esp. knowing I had to do it over and over and over...

Yeah that would be a tough one.

[domeyeahaigh]

I expected some better stuff floating around here..

Grossest thing I ever had to do. Sophomore year of HS. I had gotten drunk as a skunk the night before. It is 3rd period, the period that has lunch. Right after lunch I am pissing in the urinal, had to fart. Basically shitmyself. Went back to class...blamed it on the kid next to me when the girls started asking what that smell was..

Last period of the day I sat by this girl who always go super close to me and always made me horny..I asked her for lotion..I know she must have smelled the disgusting stench mixed with the lotion..

That was the grossest thing probably...

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Side note: I moved to Long Island NY recently, apparently cesspools are common ( i never really even knew what that was, I only heard it on rap songs before )...

apparently cess pools are basically where shit collects, like a septic tank but an underground hole instead..well..apparently, because long island is so old and these cess pools are too, people every year fall in them after walking in their yard and having them collapse, people die from this every year apparently..

can you imagine that?

you accidentally fall into a hole of shit, and that is your last moments..

I think the worst job would be fishing the bodies out ..

[Gi812Many]

Kind of a sensitive subject but, really didnt know the guy. Was working my first contract job, we were taking fire from an unknown location and the guy to my left got hit in the head. I remember hearing the bullets pass and then the cracks which were to my left, looked and believe I opened my mouth? Spent the next maybe 15 mins with brains in my mouth and the taste of iron. Finally, after was able to wash it out. For the next month I would get that taste. Terrible shit, hate it

[SexySweetheart]

^d@mn!

[lovbyts]

Kind of a sensitive subject but, really didnt know the guy. Was working my first contract job, we were taking fire from an unknown location and the guy to my left got hit in the head. I remember hearing the bullets pass and then the cracks which were to my left, looked and believe I opened my mouth? Spent the next maybe 15 mins with brains in my mouth and the taste of iron. Finally, after was able to wash it out. For the next month I would get that taste. Terrible shit, hate it

Cant imagine and dont want to. I guess that's why they say war is hell. I'm glad (hope) you are OK.

[Times Roman]

Yeah!! That's really sick!!! It would be a extremely gross if they were both naked and covered in oil !!

what would be worse if they were on my bed, both looking at me with those bedroom eyes, yearning for me to join them! =)

(a man can only put up with sooo much!)

[Times Roman]

Working a bar on halloween in a college town. Scooping piles of shit, toilet paper, puke and shoes out of clogged toilets with a pitcher. THen plunging these toilets when you got enough out and having it splash up in your face

similar story, well in a way...

i was about 8 years old, in the back yard. had this long grape stick and was using it to flick our dog crap over the backyard fence into a field. getting pretty good at it too, cept this one, for some reason, a wet squishy, went staight up into the air.... as I looked up to see where it went, a piece of it landed on my lip.

[Sailor Moon]

I expected some better stuff floating around here..

Grossest thing I ever had to do. Sophomore year of HS. I had gotten drunk as a skunk the night before. It is 3rd period, the period that has lunch. Right after lunch I am pissing in the urinal, had to fart. Basically shitmyself. Went back to class...blamed it on the kid next to me when the girls started asking what that smell was..

Last period of the day I sat by this girl who always go super close to me and always made me horny..I asked her for lotion..I know she must have smelled the disgusting stench mixed with the lotion..

That was the grossest thing probably...

why on earth would you go back to class!?!?! are you f*cking kidding mee!? why didnt you just go to the nurse and go home!???........

i just really dont understand this....

at all..

[calgarian]

Eat my ex mother in laws cooking....*shivers*

Thats all I read.....

[Times Roman]

why on earth would you go back to class!?!?! are you f*cking kidding mee!? why didnt you just go to the nurse and go home!???........

i just really dont understand this....

at all..

I peed my pants in the second grade once. it was raining and i said i fell in the water. i'm sure the teacher saw right through my carefully laid out subterfuge....?

[Swifto]

Some of these made me LOL.

I think everyone's "followed through" (shit themself) at least once. Hahaha... Cracks me up.

I had a bad experience with a brass (prostitute) in Marbella once. She f*cking stunk so bad I kicked her out even though I had paid her 250EUR.

Wrongun.

[Nooomoto]

Some of these made me LOL.

I think everyone's "followed through" (shit themself) at least once. Hahaha... Cracks me up.

I had a bad experience with a brass (prostitute) in Marbella once. She f*cking stunk so bad I kicked her out even though I had paid her 250EUR.

Wrongun.

Yeah but shitting yourself doesn't really count as something "you've had to do"...it kind of just happens and there isn't much you can do about it, and you don't make the conscious decision to shit yourself.

I remember once I was really sick...had stomach problems, allergies, etc...and I was going nuts from not working out so I figured I'd pick up where I left off and headed to the gym...it was squat day. I get to the gym, and I feel my ass stirring...I'm walking as fast as I can while clenching my ass shut to the bathroom. I hit the stairs, start down go down them and I sneeze...I lost the clench and my compression shorts quickly filled up with pure liquid crap. ****!!! What do I do? I get to the locker room/bathroom...go in the stall and take off my clothes, get the compression shorts off. I throw them in the garbage and tie the bag. I then clean what I can, put my non-shit clothes in my bag and non-chalantly walk over to the shower. I never shower at the gym so i don't have any towels or soap or anything. I rinse off, put my clothes back on with no underwear and go on to my squat workout.

[JD250]

I peed my pants in the second grade once. it was raining and i said i fell in the water. i'm sure the teacher saw right through my carefully laid out subterfuge....?

Well of course she saw right through it, not many second graders use words like subterfuge, that's a dead giveaway.