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  1. 01-10-2012, 09:24 PM #1
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    Things never to tell your gf..

    Never tell her your gonna buy her anything, just buy it and surprise her.
    Otherwise it ends up being a nag until you do.

    I told my gf I was gonna buy her a iPhone 4S and now I have too shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr.
    Never tell her your gonna buy her anything, just buy it and surprise her.
    Otherwise it ends up being a nag until you do.

    I told my gf I was gonna buy her a iPhone 4S and now I have too shit
    Lol, so what are you trying to get from her, some rear action?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie_m63 View Post
    Lol, so what are you trying to get from her, some rear action?
    Fck me, I dunno anymore I should have kept my mouth shut. I can buy a lot of gear for $250 bucks.
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    Lesson learned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Fck me, I dunno anymore I should have kept my mouth shut. I can buy a lot of gear for $250 bucks.
    Walmart man.... $150..... just get her the Iphone4 she wont notice lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    "I'm thinking about using steroids....."

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    Yup, learned that lesson the other day.

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    Lesson learned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Walmart man.... $150..... just get her the Iphone4 she wont notice lol!

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    I wish it was that simple, fcking Apple made a big deal about Siri with all the dumb commercials and she wants it cause her sister has it...fml
    Its going in her rear the night I buy that phone for her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlimmerMe View Post
    Better than a Lamborghini
    Did ur man tell u he was gona buy u a Lambo. Slim?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    Did ur man tell u he was gona buy u a Lambo. Slim?
    Now that is funny......LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Yup, learned that lesson the other day.



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    I wish it was that simple, fcking Apple made a big deal about Siri with all the dumb commercials and she wants it cause her sister has it...fml
    Its going in her rear the night I buy that phone for her.
    The fone?!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Its going in her rear the night I buy that phone for her.
    Better idea..... stick it up the front and leave it on vibrate...... then attack her rear urself lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    Better idea..... stick it up the front and leave it on vibrate...... then attack her rear urself lol

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    Haha ok Ill give you her number and you can call it
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    never ask her why she never invites that good looking blond friend of hers over for a hot tub party
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    If you enter her balloon knot just as your about to nut call out Siri's name.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Razr. View Post
    Haha ok Ill give you her number and you can call it
    I'll call it if you leave the camera recording as you stick it up there..... LMFAO! too far? hahaha

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    never tell her that her sister's tits are bigger..
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    never tell her that her sister's tits are bigger..
    But they are
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    Never say anything about loosing weight not even as a joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie_m63 View Post
    Never say anything about loosing weight not even as a joke.
    I should not be bitching I have the best gf. But still its $250
    As for weight loss, I jack with her, she's really tiny and when she eats, she gets a big tummy and I make her show it to me, haha, then I laugh
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    Never tell her your real number (as to how many girls you've slept with) You make #4 baby!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman
    never ask her why she never invites that good looking blond friend of hers over for a hot tub party
    Hah you did that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DSM4Life View Post
    If you enter her balloon knot just as your about to nut call out Siri's name.
    This is funny and probably fun. Call out another girls name and hang on for the ride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spywizard View Post
    never tell her that her sister's tits are bigger..
    or worse yet, that they feel better
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    Never tell her that her brother sucks co(k better than her......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shol'va View Post
    Never tell her that her brother sucks co(k better than her......
    ....or mother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    "I'm thinking about using steroids....."

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    This times 100

    Iv tried telling two girls that I became really close with that iv done it and will be doing it in the future. Caused a massive argument. 90% of people are single minded about the use of steriods and think its all bad. Those people can go get fvcked!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flier
    ....or mother.
    Or friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rippedfromabove View Post
    Hah you did that?
    nope. not an idiot
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    Iphone 4S for $250? Damn man they're $900-1000 here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vBRAH
    Iphone 4S for $250? Damn man they're $900-1000 here!
    And the 4 for 150!! I need a friend over their so they can mail it to me, any takers?? SM? I don't trust any of the boys haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by dooie View Post
    And the 4 for 150!! I need a friend over their so they can mail it to me, any takers?? SM? I don't trust any of the boys haha
    Funny......
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    Quote Originally Posted by dooie View Post
    And the 4 for 150!! I need a friend over their so they can mail it to me, any takers?? SM? I don't trust any of the boys haha
    you want slim to sign the contract for ya too? otherwise it's $850 for the unlocked (no contract) one
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    siri cant understand my wife's accent. it was a waste for her
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hazard View Post
    I'll call it if you leave the camera recording as you stick it up there..... LMFAO! too far? hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by slfmade
    Never tell her your real number (as to how many girls you've slept with) You make #4 baby!!!!
    Funny if you know your real number.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vBRAH
    Iphone 4S for $250? Damn man they're $900-1000 here!
    Aussie? Lol i am everything is so expensive compared to USA.
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    Agree with anyone above that said anything with the words "fat" or "gained a little weight" in it.
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    That she sucks at giving head!!! I said this to my ex haha! I thought this might make her do a lil' research, if someone told me I sucked at something, wouldn't you wanna practice and WATCH to learn??? But no, she gets offended and says fine I won't do it!!


    Don't ever reply with something like, 'good you fvcking suck anyway =S she'll end up being your ex haha
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