first cycle advice please!

[Rayge]

first of all im 15. i know i know it sounds bad, but its not your problem i just want advice, so dont tell me not to do it, or dont reply as simple as that. right now im just on regular whey, and creatine. i know a lot of people my age that do / have done steriods before, so its no biggie. i want to take steriods obviously to get bigger. im 5'9 140 with 8.2% body fat, and i want to get bigger just to get bigger, and for football. right now im only surviving, becuase im really quick, and agile, (current 40 is 4.5 laser time, oh yeah lol) but i want to be big, and fast lol. im pretty tone right now, and strong for my size, but its not cutting it for me. i was just wondering what you would reccomend for me to take for my first cycle to mass gain. thats all thanks

[cebby1985]

At 8% (which im sure youre not) youre pretty much shredded nit toned. Eat some wheaties and spend less time curling in the squat rack

[Rayge]

these are the types of replies i dont want. if you dont believe me dont reply thanks.

[bigswoll]

Your 15 any body that replied to u is an idiot now that u posted your age you'll be kicked off anyway 17 is the age bro. Goodbye

[canadian-bacon]

There is no way in hell anyone is going to give you the slightest bit of advice. Have your balls even dropped yet? Wtf are you thinking?

[Philly82]

First grow some hair on those bald ass nutz and then come back LOL

[canadian-bacon]

Actually sorry I lied. Nobody is gonna give steroid advice. But you will get all the help you need in the diet section. You have plenty of testosterone in you now to get huge. Just gotta eat!!

[DGHGM]

Dude you're 15. You pretty much are on Steroids without injecting anything. Right now your body is in a perfect anabolic state. What you need is a dietician. I had the same problem when I was your age, ate right, trained right and couldn't put on weight. It wasn't until I educated myself more I realised that I needed about 7,000+ calories a day because of the level of activity I was doing. Spend the next few months monitoring your diet and increasing your calories week by week and keep track with bioscans. You will put on weight and do so without the thousands of problems you will encounter if you start juicing.

I don't think anyone on this board is very likely to offer you advice because noone will want to be an enabler. There is no possible way you can juice properly so there is no good advice to give. Sorry bra.

[Rayge]

lmao you must have been late bloomers.

[Rayge]

what am i thinking? you should be asking yourself that. you really dont know kids these days.

[lovbyts]

First you need to read this. Please understand this is all true and although you THINK you know people/kids who have used steroids at your age or a little older without any problems that's only because you can not see the future. We can, we have PLENTY of members here who used at a young age and most all of them have experience problems a few years down the road. it's not always right away. sometimes it takes a few months or a couple of years before you realize what is wrong or before it shows up. Dont ignore this and become another statistic. Learn how ot eat right and train properly, you will have better results and none of the side effects.

http://forums.steroid.com/showthread...s#.T5N8qjdXZv8

Sorry but I also have to LOL at the

what am i thinking? you should be asking yourself that. you really dont know kids these days.

That is the same thing EVERY generation says to the previous ones. ALL kids think their parents are idiots, clueless about young people today and every one of them admit by around age 30 their parents were a LOT smarter than they though and they should have listened to them.

Every kid thinks he is done growing at 16, 18, 20 but again ask any 30 yr old and he will tell you he kept growing well into his mid 20s.

Sorry but this is just part of life and one day you will look back and say, God I was an idiot when I was 14, 16, 18, 21, 25 etc. Some things never change.

[Rayge]

i said i didnt want these answers. l2read.

[DeadlyD]

There is no way in hell anyone is going to give you the slightest bit of advice. Have your balls even dropped yet? Wtf are you thinking?

Haha now he's got all us rowdy Canadians on his ass !!!! Run Op run!!

[Rayge]

i guess well see in like 25 years then right?

[Beroo]

Steroids wouldn't even help you. Your 140lbs, probably 12% bf. hope you haven't been training for much more than 6 months since those are beginner stats.

[DGHGM]

If you really wanted answers would you say you were 15? No one with half a brain would.

[Rayge]

i guess im missing half a brain then.

[magicstick2003]

I find this pretty hard to believe 140 8% BF @ 15..... post up a pic for us. Otherwise I'm gonna have to call BS on this one.

[canadian-bacon]

When you find the other half. Come back. We will work on your diet.

[Rayge]

i could post any pic i wanted. you wouldnt really knwo if it were me, or not. so that wouldnt help.

[magicstick2003]

i could post any pic i wanted. you wouldnt really knwo if it were me, or not. so that wouldnt help.

good point, post it up with a newspaper or current article with the date in the background.... just hold up a cell phone calendar... unless you're lying to us..

[Rayge]

either you believe me, or you dont. i couldnt care less either way. im not going out of my way to prove a point. this was a way failed advice attempt. im making a new one sometime, and defiently not putting up my age. now im going to be erik cartman, and say **** you guys im going home. lol.

[magicstick2003]

either you believe me, or you dont. i couldnt care less either way. im not going out of my way to prove a point. this was a way failed advice attempt. im making a new one sometime, and defiently not putting up my age. now im going to be erik cartman, and say **** you guys im going home. lol.

mature... def proving your point you'd be ready to cycle..... Best of luck with your choices.

[Rayge]

mature... def proving your point you'd be ready to cycle..... Best of luck with your choices.

then why couldn't you have just helped me in the first place, and saved me the trouble of making a new acc, and new thread? lol.

[canadian-bacon]

then why couldn't you have just helped me in the first place, and saved me the trouble of making a new acc, and new thread? lol.

Why don't you save yourself the trouble in making a new acc and threw and just listen to what we are telling you. You are to young. And will fvck yourself up

[magicstick2003]

The main reason would be because I refuse to be responsible for giving advice to a child to potentially mess himself up for life. Like I said best of luck to you. Kind of hope they are able to just block the IP address so you can't make a new name.

[lovbyts]

i said i didnt want these answers. l2read.

If you dont want these answers then get the fvck out of our forum. You are underage and we were giving you the courtesy of not just banning you right away but giving you relevant information but since you are not interesting in anything helpful go away since you already know what you want to do. Good luck, you are going to need it.

then why couldn't you have just helped me in the first place, and saved me the trouble of making a new acc, and new thread? lol.

Help you? OK when you slit your wrist make sure you do it from the palm up towards your elbows, not around them, go lengthwise with the veins, it works better.
Make sure you use a proper slip know when making a noose and make sure you use a good strong support for the rope so it doesn't break leaving you only injured.
When taking pills to OD or taking poison make sure it's not a poison that will cause you to vomit so it is in your system long enough to do it's job and not just leave you in a medicated coma.

How is that for advice? Same basic thing you are asking for above you are just to young, immature, stupid to realize it.

[JDBeretta]

Gram of Tren.

750 of Deca.

PCT of d-bol.

GTFO.

[Knudmt]

Dude you're 15. You pretty much are on Steroids without injecting anything. Right now your body is in a perfect anabolic state. What you need is a dietician. I had the same problem when I was your age, ate right, trained right and couldn't put on weight. It wasn't until I educated myself more I realised that I needed about 7,000+ calories a day because of the level of activity I was doing. Spend the next few months monitoring your diet and increasing your calories week by week and keep track with bioscans. You will put on weight and do so without the thousands of problems you will encounter if you start juicing.

I don't think anyone on this board is very likely to offer you advice because noone will want to be an enabler. There is no possible way you can juice properly so there is no good advice to give. Sorry bra.

I would have to agree with this. Your test level should be high naturally. Get your diet in order, work hard in the gym, and you will put on weight

[Knudmt]

gram of tren.

750 of deca.

Pct of d-bol.

Gtfo.

rofl!!!

[Philly82]

Gram of Tren.

750 of Deca.

PCT of d-bol.

GTFO.

Yuup Go to go. Don't forget the 200mg of Winstrol / day...

[big88sub]

Get some your-adrol and gonna-trol and some ****- bolon and for pct yourself-Olva and when your done you will have your gonna **** yourself. Eat right and hit the gym and stay in school cause your a retard

[>Good Luck<]

Make sure u inject it directly into your nuts with an 18g 1" pin. Anythin less than 1000mg is a waste of a needle

[aidin]

you guys are actually spending time to argue with this kid ? sryslyy??

[lovbyts]

you guys are actually spending time to argue with this kid ? sryslyy??

No not anymore if you notice no we are just telling him what he wants to hear.

[bigswoll]

He Shud be deleted hes not even old enough to be here

[DeadlyD]

Let this thread die, OP please just go away, you have failed in making friends here and no matter how many threads and accounts you start the truth will come out, and your end result will be the same! People under the age of 25 should never use steroids! Don't be a fool.