Obvious Questions that have probably been asked before

[venom7513]

I'm new to the exciting world of artificial enhan***ent and naturally have a few reservations about this seemingly something-for-nothing bargain.

First of all, I have heard that steroids make one's penis smaller. Upon further research I discovered this is only true with "wet" steroids. What exactly is the difference between wet and dry steroids and where specifically can I find them?

Also, I don't really enjoy working out (hence my interest in steroids). If I was to take steroids, would I still experience gains with little to no physical exertion?

[Capebuffalo]

Either you are making an attempt at humor or you are the dumbest mother f**ker I have ever heard of. Seriously dude?

[canadian-bacon]

I also heard McDonald's chicken nuggets are the best source of protein.

[Awesome_Archy]

I'm new to the exciting world of artificial enhan***ent and naturally have a few reservations about this seemingly something-for-nothing bargain.

First of all, I have heard that steroids make one's penis smaller. Upon further research I discovered this is only true with "wet" steroids. What exactly is the difference between wet and dry steroids and where specifically can I find them?

Also, I don't really enjoy working out (hence my interest in steroids). If I was to take steroids, would I still experience gains with little to no physical exertion?

1. You're not old enough to try AAS
2. Yes, your penis and testicles will shrivel up if you do AAS before 25 (when your endocrine system is fully developed)
3. I'm assuming by "wet and Dry" AAS your talking about orals vs. Injectables
4. No, you cant stick a needle in your but and magically get bigger.
5. Sounds like you might be better off putting time into something else.

[Flier]

I don´t see what´s so dumb about this question.
Many things will make your penis smaller in flaccid state. All a matter of bloodflow. High Test will stimulate more bloodflow to the penis, low test will decrease desire, and libido and cause decreased bloodflow to the penis.
Erect, it will make no difference.
Anxiety, often related to steroid use will also make the penis and testicles retract as a function of fight-or-flight.
This true for "wet" or "dry". (I think you mean oral or needles)
Now, your balls will actually shrink, but we use meds to counteract that.

As for growing without working out, yes you will.
Many men who suffers from low test, will see an increase in muscle mass/tone, and metabolism after starting treatment.

However, just shooting because you are too lazy to workout will give you all the sides of AAS with very little benefit, and is not advisable.
This is a Steroid board, but you will find that all members here use AAS along with rigorous workout.

[JDBeretta]

I can say only 1 thing for certain... You, at this point, have NO business even entertaining the though of using steroids.

[Nakanoshima]

something-for-nothing bargain? If strict clean diet and a solid workout regimen = nothing, then everyone, including your mother would be jacked. Exciting stuff indeed.

[bigswoll]

My balls shrunk so much that it makes my dik look huge and i finally stopped pissin on my balls

[JDBeretta]

My balls shrunk so much that it makes my dik look huge and i finally stopped pissin on my balls

It's even more effective than just shaving your pubes.

[< <Samson> >]

My balls shrunk so much that it makes my dik look huge and i finally stopped pissin on my balls

LMAO. . . . .

Well, hopefully he wont just start pinning his ass and expecting muscles to just start sprouting.

My balls are half their size and are in constant bellow freezing state.

Kinda nice, since I don't have to tea bag the ol' lady every time she sux me up.

[Bonaparte]

Either you are making an attempt at humor or you are the dumbest mother f**ker I have ever heard of. Seriously dude?

Pretty much.

[Times Roman]

Welcome to the board mate!
Steroids will not change the the size of your tool. they will reduce the size of your testicles to a prepubescent level unless proper precautions are taken.
Wet steroids are injectibles. Dry are orals.
Please do not consider taking steroids until sometime after your mid twenties, until after your hormonal system is fully developed.
BTW.... don't let the knuckle heads here get to you. They too were newbs once apon a time, asking newb questions.
Good luck!
---Roman

[Lunk1]

I could be wrong (and I often am) but back when orals where good I remember alot of references to wet or dry compounds. I believe this refered to some aas that causes water retention and some that does not. Again. keep in mind...I could be wrong!