Results 1 to 11 of 11

Thread: You know how sometimes when you have a lot of gas...

  1. 04-14-2003, 09:02 PM #1
    Nathan's Avatar
    Nathan
    Nathan is offline Retired Moderator
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Posts
    2,441

    You know how sometimes when you have a lot of gas...

    ...and you just continuously let 'em loose in a relatively small, closed-off room and then the stink permeates the entire room?
    I love that. I've got some pretty sweet stink going on right now. I imagine this is what Hawaii smells like on a warm, sunny day.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 04-14-2003, 09:16 PM #2
    tolinka's Avatar
    tolinka
    tolinka is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    Israel...
    Posts
    1,152
    Try not to posion yourself in that room
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 04-14-2003, 09:28 PM #3
    BigGreen's Avatar
    BigGreen
    BigGreen is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Aug 2002
    Location
    12,000 feet above it all
    Posts
    4,345
    No matter how small the room, no matter how poorly ventilated the surroundings, n'ayer a fart-related matter on this planet can hope to hold its own against the fabled "Dutch Oven".
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 04-14-2003, 09:47 PM #4
    monstercojones's Avatar
    monstercojones
    monstercojones is offline The Anabolic Assassin
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    AnabolicReview.com
    Posts
    3,181
    it sucks having to let it out slow like that. what do you do when youre with a chick? i have to make excuses to leave.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 04-15-2003, 02:52 PM #5
    Got Gear?'s Avatar
    Got Gear?
    Got Gear? is offline Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    BC Canada
    Posts
    522
    Yup it sucks!

    Like in a movie theater with a girl.

    I've found that if you try to squeeze that bunghole tight in an attempt to let out the gas in a slow, noiseless fashion, it only succeeds in makeing your fart high pitched and about 10 octives louder!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 04-15-2003, 04:30 PM #6
    cool7425's Avatar
    cool7425
    cool7425 is offline Junior Member
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
    Location
    California
    Posts
    119
    Nathan, you are gross! That's why I always enjoy reading your posts
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 04-15-2003, 07:40 PM #7
    abstrack's Avatar
    abstrack
    abstrack is offline AR-Hall of Famer
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Posts
    7,358
    SOMETIMES??? can we say daily??
    abstrack@protonmail.com
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 04-16-2003, 01:18 AM #8
    calidude's Avatar
    calidude
    calidude is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2002
    Location
    LAS VEGAS, NV
    Posts
    1,242
    Why is it that when it is yours it doesn't smell as bad as when it is someone elses?? Also why is it when you are by yourself and you fart someone has to walk in the room?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 04-16-2003, 01:36 AM #9
    thetank's Avatar
    thetank
    thetank is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    im natty.no source cheks
    Posts
    2,165
    Originally posted by calidude
    Why is it that when it is yours it doesn't smell as bad as when it is someone elses?? Also why is it when you are by yourself and you fart someone has to walk in the room?
    everythings like that. i would never puke or gag over the smell of my own shit/burp/fart...someone elses on hte other hand have had me puking a couple times. especially when chicks burp or fart, i dont know what it is, but i cant take it.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 04-16-2003, 11:52 AM #10
    Butch
    Butch is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    The land of stars
    Posts
    2,161
    Originally posted by monstercojones
    it sucks having to let it out slow like that. what do you do when youre with a chick? i have to make excuses to leave.
    It's hard as hell when you're with a girl...however, it's the best when fins a girl and you both are in the "comfort zone" where you can rip them and not worry about embarrassment.

    These type of ladies are keepers........is right MFS!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 04-16-2003, 03:49 PM #11
    darmadoc
    darmadoc is offline Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    556
    If you squeeze hard enough before you let go, can only dogs can hear it?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules