Smokes ciggarettes
Smokes weed on a daily basis
Drinks more than once a week
Lives off of her parents
Uses ghetto slang frequently
...Feel free to add to my list...
Smokes ciggarettes
Smokes weed on a daily basis
Drinks more than once a week
Lives off of her parents
Uses ghetto slang frequently
...Feel free to add to my list...
doesn't do anal
who is thick
who has small tits
who is 16
Who is bi-polar
I will NOT date a girl who...
does not have a vagina
Dumb, under 21 or has small tits. Shallow but you cant help what you like, hey?
No crazies.
Under 25
Has f*cked up teeth
Goes to the bar more than once every 2 weeks
Farts
Doesn't work
Hates sports
Doesn't like steroids
Doesn't go to the gym
was born with a penis
Anal is key.
Is afraid of cum any-where on/in her body.
Is shy in bed
Won't give it up after 3 meetings (3 time rule)
Tries to improve/change my life
Farts/burps
Excessively uses profanity
Doesn't dress like a make-up counter girl/office chick
Tells me what size ring she wears
who is all of the above
who doesnt give good head
who watches too many chick flics and forces me to watch them too
who says "like" in every fkn sentence
who likes to talk on the phone for 6 fkn hours
who has more muscle then me and on steroids (thats my thing find ur own)
and dsm ur gay, what u doing in this thread?! lol
Who will tell my wife.......
Wont swallow
Wont take a shot in the face
Doesnt LIKE/Love sex
Is over 30
weights over 105 lbs
has short hair
Doesnt know how to cook
doesnt think I am GOD...
Who is older than my wife/gf
wont cook and clean
who can speak English
u know what my bad i just notices that he said CAN speak english LOL nevermind I TOTALLY AGREE! forget everything i said im a retard
sorry im fkn tired been working all day and did 4 hours overtime till 9pm.. i misread that
gimme a fkn break lol
Who isn't thick
Who doesn't swallow
Who isn't Bi (sexual, not polar)
Who doesn't do anal
Who won't do ass to mouth
has a flat ass
is skinny
has obnoxiously huge tits
isn't over 25
has a penis
I will NOT date a girl who...
is not a sex addict........
As long as they have a warm hole then that will do..
You lot are all fvcking liars...
lmao! best ride i have had was a hungarian called Eve and she was amazing she was ravenous to say least haha
mentally handicapped.
Who fvcks other guys
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