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  1. 10-05-2011, 05:46 PM #1
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    The Wish List.

    A friend of mine showed me this game on a forum he's a member of (not steroid related) I got a kick out of it, I thought I'd see how it flies here.

    It's called "The Wish List"

    Here's how it works: Someone posts a wish, someone grants that wish but attaches a "con" to having that wish granted, & then ends with a wish of his / her own (in the same reply / post).

    Example:

    *Wish* I wish life was easy.

    *Reply (with quote)* Granted. Life is now a desperate middle aged drunk woman that hasn't been laid in over a year.

    I wish.............................................. .................

    If there's anything anyone doesn't understand, just ask.

    PLEASE keep in mind, it's all in good fun / humor, no insult or harm intended, don't take ANY of it personal, foe example: the "desperate middle aged drunk woman that hasn't been laid in over a year". It's just a joke.
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  2. 10-05-2011, 05:48 PM #2
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    I wish I didnt hav 2 shave anymor.
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    Granted. You now have Alopecia Universalis.



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    I wish beer had no calories.
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  6. 10-05-2011, 06:26 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoggage_54 View Post
    I wish beer had no calories.
    Granted. The calories in beer r now called "no calories".

    I wish my life was stress free.
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    Granted. You are now a 450 lb blob because nothing interests you or stimulates you... everything is the same.

    I wish you all the best! =)
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  8. 10-06-2011, 05:33 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Times Roman;576***3
    Granted. You are now a 450 lb blob because nothing interests you or stimulates you... everything is the same.

    I wish you all the best! =)
    Granted. But now u liv in perpetual misery cuz all thats left is all the worst.

    I wish I had a personal cook 2 follow me all day & feed me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    Granted. But now u liv in perpetual misery cuz all thats left is all the worst.

    I wish I had a personal cook 2 follow me all day & feed me.
    Granted. He's an orca-fat pedophile who likes to tell stories about his sexual fantasies, knows neither water nor soap, and all he knows how to make is alphabet soup.

    I wish I had a million dollars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ErnstHatAngst View Post
    Granted. He's an orca-fat pedophile who likes to tell stories about his sexual fantasies, knows neither water nor soap, and all he knows how to make is alphabet soup.

    I wish I had a million dollars.
    Granted. But its ALL pennies & u hav 2 carry it in ur a$$.

    I wish gasoline was .99 a gallon again, & was 4ever locked in @ that price.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    I wish gasoline was .99 a gallon again, & was 4ever locked in @ that price.
    Granted...
    But from this day forward every car you own will only get 3 miles to the gallon ....
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    i wish i wasn't so good looking
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevey_6t9 View Post
    i wish i wasn't so good looking
    Fail

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    Everything was impossible until somebody did it!

    I've got 99 problems......but my squat/dead ain't one !!

    It doesnt matter how good looking she is, some where, some one is tired of her shit.

    Light travels faster then sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    Great place to start researching ! http://forums.steroid.com/anabolic-s...-database.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevey_6t9 View Post
    i wish i wasn't so good looking
    Granted. U now own a mirror & can c the truth (YIKES!!! Dont worry bro, there's always plastic surgery)

    I wish I could fly an F-18 Hornet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    Granted. U now own a mirror & can c the truth (YIKES!!! Dont worry bro, there's always plastic surgery)

    I wish I could fly an F-18 Hornet!
    lmao you cheeky
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  16. 02-06-2013, 07:48 PM #16
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    Alright I'd like to re-launch this & see if it floats this time, I've had a lot of fun with this thread on another forum & I think it can be quite fun here as well.

    Refer to the post #1 for the rules / instructions, & the subsequebt posts that followed for examples............
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    I wish being a douche bag was an incurable disease that ended in death.......
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    This is like Facebook...and I wish it wasn't lol~!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post
    This is like Facebook...and I wish it wasn't lol~!
    Granted, it's now like the lounge at steroid.com, but you're condemned to post in this thread at least 5 times a day



    I wish being a douche bag was an incurable disease that ended in death.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    I wish being a douche bag was an incurable disease that ended in death.......
    Granted* But you are now a douche bag

    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Granted* But you are now a douche bag

    I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
    Granted but now your the one hit wonder rapper that sang it lol!
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    wish Granted now zyzz is dead and there are 100 other people to take his place and be much bigger douche bags and annoy you to death

    i wish i had a good job
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    Fail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13 View Post
    wish Granted now zyzz is dead and there are 100 other people to take his place and be much bigger douche bags and annoy you to death

    i wish i had a good job
    Granted, but the only "good job" left is as a fluffer for gay porn.................you're gonna need some lotion.........


    I wish I would win the WSM title this year........
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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13 View Post
    wish Granted now zyzz is dead and there are 100 other people to take his place and be much bigger douche bags and annoy you to death

    i wish i had a good job
    Granted* You are now a gay stripper who makes $13 a shift

    I wish junk food was healthy
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    Quote Originally Posted by frank13 View Post
    wish Granted now zyzz is dead and there are 100 other people to take his place and be much bigger douche bags and annoy you to death

    i wish i had a good job
    Granted, but its mopping the floor at the peep show.

    I wish i had a mc rib
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post
    Granted, but its mopping the floor at the peep show.

    I wish i had a mc rib
    Granted but you have to share it with Dan

    I wish Gixx was taller and a baller
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post

    Granted but you have to share it with Dan

    I wish Gixx was taller and a baller
    Granted! We are now down one manlet...

    I wish clothes were optional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gixxerboy1 View Post

    Granted, but its mopping the floor at the peep show.

    I wish i had a mc rib
    Granted* You are now thrown out of McDonalds for being a douche

    I wish I was rich
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post

    Granted* You are now thrown out of McDonalds for being a douche

    I wish I was rich
    Granted, now you can fund a research project to prove one meal a day is optimal for BBing.

    I wish I had a boat...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soar View Post
    Granted, now you can fund a research project to prove one meal a day is optimal for BBing.

    I wish I had a boat...
    Granted, but the fits in your hand

    I wish there were more days in the week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post

    Granted but now your the one hit wonder rapper that sang it lol!
    lmao

    wish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soar View Post

    Granted! We are now down one manlet...

    I wish clothes were optional.
    Granted* Clothes are now optional for men only

    * I wish I had a Tank
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunk1 View Post

    Granted but you have to share it with Dan

    I wish Gixx was taller and a baller
    Granted* But Gixx is now your father

    I wish I had more wishes
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Granted* But Gixx is now your father

    I wish I had more wishes
    Granted, but every time you wish, you get sodomized..........

    I wish the TV show Knight Rider would come back
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soar View Post

    Granted, now you can fund a research project to prove one meal a day is optimal for BBing.

    I wish I had a boat...
    Granted* You are now the captain of a Male only cruise ship

    I wish prostitution was legal
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasc View Post
    Granted* You are now the captain of a Male only cruise ship

    I wish prostitution was legal
    Granted, but now all prostitutes are 6' / 400 lbs

    I wish I could see the look on your face when you order up an escort & one these big mama's shows up at your door
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post

    Granted, but now all prostitutes are 6' / 400 lbs

    I wish I could see the look on your face when you order up an escort & one these big mama's shows up at your door
    Granted, she arrived just in time for your stag!

    I wish I didn't have to watch her grind on your lap...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soar View Post
    Granted, she arrived just in time for your stag!

    I wish I didn't have to watch her grind on your lap...
    Granted, you now have to watch her grind on your face.

    I wish I lived in Brazil
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bear 79 View Post
    Granted, you now have to watch her grind on your face.

    I wish I lived in Brazil
    I just barfed a bit...


    Granted, first step a Brazilian from a elderly man.

    I wish this camp had television...
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