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    I made it through 11 seconds. How long can you last?

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    That's wants tit ropes and needles
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    "I love you Jesus"

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    LMMFAO..."like dogs...like...do they have brains, cuz they can't talk"

    Made it to 1:18.

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    ^ wow. 1:18! Applause.
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    It was the boobs that did it.

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    Turn off volume and just look at her tits. No problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikeral View Post
    Turn off volume and just look at her tits. No problem.
    lmao. Cheating!
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    I fast forwarded looking for nudity. Her huge fake eyelashes annoyed the crap out of me.
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    Those boobs drowned out any of the nonsense she was saying...the spell only lasted 90 seconds though, I spent the last five trying to turn it off

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    Dogs can sense evil...so do they have a brain? Did God make some ppl without brains?

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    made it to 1:40....

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    made it to 1:56..


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    Are these people really that stupid?

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    28 sec thick as fvcking shit no wonder ppl like her are porn stars

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    Are we discussing how long we lasted physically or mentally, because I lasted 20 seconds for both lol :P

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    I listened long enough for me to scroll through all comments.

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    Broken heart video lmao!

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    18 seconds, but I noticed she is very smart girl

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    29 seconds.....


    The comments in this thread made me think my ex gf did this video.

    It's pretty close to her actually lol. Blonde hair.... Fake eye lashes..... Dumb as hell

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    its a blonde thing.You got to give her a break.She is most likely from Ca

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    Lol one of the dumbest women I've ever heard

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    Took 7 secs I was trying to shove sumthing in her mouth to stop that voice, it kept bouncing off the screen

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    LMAO.. 22 secs.. thats all i could do..

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    Like a lamb to the slaughter Thats my kind of women.

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    Watch the vid of her "broken heart"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarky.
    28 sec thick as fvcking shit no wonder ppl like her are porn stars
    Ohhhh. She's a porn star and prolly makes more $ then me.....maybe she is the out smarting me and knows what sells.....

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    Made it 1min 15 seconds. She answered her own question with the question how do you explain having a brain and not being able to talk (the dog). In her case how do you explain being able to talk and obviously not having a brain.

    If in fact she does have a brain it needs to be donated to someone who might be able to use it because clearly she isnt using it.

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    I wonder if this chick is in to creampies?


    I sat through the whole thing. You guys act like you've never had a girlfriend who wouldn't stop talking before? After a while, you get used to it and can just tune her out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    I wonder if this chick is in to creampies?


    I sat through the whole thing. You guys act like you've never had a girlfriend who wouldn't stop talking before? After a while, you get used to it and can just tune her out.
    True but it's easier to put up with when they are young. You can sort of write it off due to experience or lack of education but someone her age you know there is no hope for her to improve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    True but it's easier to put up with when they are young. You can sort of write it off due to experience or lack of education but someone her age you know there is no hope for her to improve.
    As long a she keeps getting those factory-warrantied hooters serviced, she doesn't need to improve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    As long a she keeps getting those factory-warrantied hooters serviced, she doesn't need to improve.
    True as long as the lights are off or turned low. She is starting to show some mileage already.

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    1:22 - then I lost interest in her boobs. They're not even that great, just squeezed into a small top.

    Awful video, but better than the video of the guy crying about Brittany spears!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lovbyts View Post
    True as long as the lights are off or turned low. She is starting to show some mileage already.
    Yeah, she's a few years past 16.

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    I was trying to figure out how this girl could possibly make a living without assistance and then it hit me... She must be a public school teacher.

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    Quote Originally Posted by katelly View Post
    Took 7 secs I was trying to shove sumthing in her mouth to stop that voice, it kept bouncing off the screen
    Pray tell, what was it you tried to shove into her mouth?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Java Man View Post
    I was trying to figure out how this girl could possibly make a living without assistance and then it hit me... She must be a public school teacher.
    I wish I had more teachers that looked like her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    I wish I had more teachers that looked like her.
    But you don't want your children in her class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Java Man View Post
    But you don't want your children in her class.
    If I had a son, I wouldn't mind her teaching him about the birds and the bees. I'd probably be telling him to act up in class just so I could get some parent/teacher conferences with her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honkey_Kong View Post
    Yeah, she's a few years past 16.
    Exactly... way past her expiration date.

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