So I tried a test-E/d-bol cycle. Ran 600mg test per week and anywhere from 40mg d-bol per day to 200mg d-bol per day, for 6 weeks. I know that sounds like a crazy range, but here's why: THEY DIDN'T SEEM TO DO SHIT FOR ME. Seriously, I gained NOTHING during that cycle, even while training and eating appropriately. Never felt or looked any different, never had any noticeable strength gains. I tried upping and upping and upping the d-bol dose, but it never made a difference.
PLEASE someone tell me what a test/d-bol non-responder (which I apparently am) can take that will actually get me some goddamn bulking results.
(And I don't think it was fake stuff, by the way. The source is highly rated and offered labwork.)