I Have Never

[Capebuffalo]

Everybody knows how this is played. And if you have done what someone else haven’t let us know.

I have never been to Europe.

[PeanutbutterDC]

How does this work? I've been to Europe. Do I take a shot?

[Capebuffalo]

How does this work? I've been to Europe. Do I take a shot?

Yes. Now what have you never?

[PeanutbutterDC]

Yes. Now what have you never?

Never been scuba diving

[Couchlockd]

I have never been completely satisfied after using restroom.

[Capebuffalo]

Never been scuba diving

I was certified a long time ago.

[Capebuffalo]

I have never been completely satisfied after using restroom.

Ain’t that the truth.

[clarky.]

I have never been to America.

[Capebuffalo]

I have never been to America.

Come on over. We will eat bacon drink coffee and shoot guns

[Jayd85]

I have never been completely satisfied after using restroom.

I have. This morning. Was a solid pounder. Felt like a new man.

[Fiskevatten]

I have never been completely satisfied after using restroom.

I have never been completely satisfied after using a condom.

[redz]

Condoms suck, defeats the primal reason to have sex. It’s not even 50% as good with a condom.

[Obs]

I have been completely satisfied with a condom. When I took it off. Thank god she had mirena.

I have never used a kettlebell

[Capebuffalo]

I have been completely satisfied with a condom. When I took it off. Thank god she had mirena.

I have never used a kettlebell

That’s a good one. Keep it that way.

[Obs]

That’s a good one. Keep it that way.

No chance I am giving up mirena

[Capebuffalo]

No chance I am giving up mirena

Your iud?

[EDCG19]

I somehow never understood when tons and tons of people are pushing you and you let them that one day you'll snap and you will walk around angry and pissed off because of what someone did or said but you couldn't stop it. Eventually I went online somewhere else and posted a bunch of crazy shit mostly because I was angry and couldn't control my anger, than I went to the gym to get the anger out of me, than I faced my boss and a bunch of people in the office and i was calm but my mood and my face/body language said it all, Than i noticed cops showing up and following me to the gym and around my daily routine.. My life is falling apart and its because of the anger or rage

I wouldn't be surprised if they know i post here as well but yes i was angry and couldn't just be calm anymore so i posted a bunch of shit online about my anger making me a monster and shit like that, so i ended up going to the gym and working out like a crazy man destroying the weights for hours until my gas tank was depleted
Maybe my dad never thought me shit about life or maybe im just dumb as fuck and cant control my anger anymore but i see it now and the signs have shown themselves, i am being followed around

Control your anger, the problem with me was i stood up for myself when it was to late and everyone looked at me like i am crazy and my boss is a victim of my "bullying" meanwhile he is a narcissist and my life is now crumbling

[Capebuffalo]

I somehow never understood when tons and tons of people are pushing you and you let them that one day you'll snap and you will walk around angry and pissed off because of what someone did or said but you couldn't stop it. Eventually I went online somewhere else and posted a bunch of crazy shit mostly because I was angry and couldn't control my anger, than I went to the gym to get the anger out of me, than I faced my boss and a bunch of people in the office and i was calm but my mood and my face/body language said it all, Than i noticed cops showing up and following me to the gym and around my daily routine.. My life is falling apart and its because of the anger or rage

I wouldn't be surprised if they know i post here as well but yes i was angry and couldn't just be calm anymore so i posted a bunch of shit online about my anger making me a monster and shit like that, so i ended up going to the gym and working out like a crazy man destroying the weights for hours until my gas tank was depleted
Maybe my dad never thought me shit about life or maybe im just dumb as fuck and cant control my anger anymore but i see it now and the signs have shown themselves, i am being followed around

Control your anger, the problem with me was i stood up for myself when it was to late and everyone looked at me like i am crazy and my boss is a victim of my "bullying" meanwhile he is a narcissist and my life is now crumbling

So you never......?

[Old Duffer]

Never have I ever: done

X
Meth
Crack
Heroin
Shrooms
LSD

And I also have never used kettlebells

[Obs]

Your iud?

Yes.
Its mine.
It saves me 18 years of pain so yes it is mine.

[Obs]

I somehow never understood when tons and tons of people are pushing you and you let them that one day you'll snap and you will walk around angry and pissed off because of what someone did or said but you couldn't stop it. Eventually I went online somewhere else and posted a bunch of crazy shit mostly because I was angry and couldn't control my anger, than I went to the gym to get the anger out of me, than I faced my boss and a bunch of people in the office and i was calm but my mood and my face/body language said it all, Than i noticed cops showing up and following me to the gym and around my daily routine.. My life is falling apart and its because of the anger or rage

I wouldn't be surprised if they know i post here as well but yes i was angry and couldn't just be calm anymore so i posted a bunch of shit online about my anger making me a monster and shit like that, so i ended up going to the gym and working out like a crazy man destroying the weights for hours until my gas tank was depleted
Maybe my dad never thought me shit about life or maybe im just dumb as fuck and cant control my anger anymore but i see it now and the signs have shown themselves, i am being followed around

Control your anger, the problem with me was i stood up for myself when it was to late and everyone looked at me like i am crazy and my boss is a victim of my "bullying" meanwhile he is a narcissist and my life is now crumbling

Drop the gear. You cant handle it.
This is a good time thread.

[Old Duffer]

Ooo, I got another:

Never have I ever had a 3-some.. Oh. Wait..
Never have I ever had a 4-som.. Umm..
Never have I ever had a 5- ....

Never mind

[fiddlesticks]

Used a walmart cart that wasn't fucked up

[Old Duffer]

used a walmart cart that wasn't fucked up

lmao!

[Obs]

Ooo, I got another:

Never have I ever had a 3-some.. Oh. Wait..
Never have I ever had a 4-som.. Umm..
Never have I ever had a 5- ....

Never mind

Asshole

[Obs]

Used a walmart cart that wasn't fucked up

Thats pretty good one

[Couchlockd]

Never have I ever: done

X
Meth
Crack
Heroin
Shrooms
LSD

And I also have never used kettlebells

I've never done meth, or meth finished I'd say, I do eat it's main ingredient on a daily basis. Lol

I've never seen a tornado, I really really want to though, and I'm not being funny. I'd love to b about 300 yards from an from or lower.

[Old Duffer]

I've never done meth, or meth finished I'd say, I do eat it's main ingredient on a daily basis. Lol

I've never seen a tornado, I really really want to though, and I'm not being funny. I'd love to b about 300 yards from an from or lower.

I have seen a tornado. At a distance

I've never worn a banana suit

[charger69]

Asshole

Ditto


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[Couchlockd]

I have seen a tornado. At a distance

I've never worn a banana suit

Tornado in a Nana suit would be great.

Off topic. But technically, if you had enough water sources (dozens of fire hydrants) all hooked to hoses you can "put out " a tornado as it touches down.

[EDCG19]

Drop the gear. You cant handle it.
This is a good time thread.

if they had anything on me they would have busted down these doors long time ago, they're probably just monitoring me at this point
Anyway im running the same shit i always ran and didn't change a thing, maybe my workouts are releasing more test than i should be getting on 150mg test e but i havent ran blood work since last year so idk whats going on

[Obs]

if they had anything on me they would have busted down these doors long time ago, they're probably just monitoring me at this point
Anyway im running the same shit i always ran and didn't change a thing, maybe my workouts are releasing more test than i should be getting on 150mg test e but i havent ran blood work since last year so idk whats going on

No one is following you.
You need to see a therapist and get something to calm you down. You are cracking up and I dont mean that in a rude way. You arent the same guy you used to be. You gotta chill.

You live alone.
You have exhibited deeped and deeper antisocial behavior and isolation tendancies.
You bottle up problems and turn basic things into conspirator dilemmas.
You exhibit paranoia more and more.

I am serious edcg, you are gonna crack and I am asking you as a brother to go get help before someone who doesnt deserve it gets hurt.

Your behaviors of late have been that of an pre-office shooter.
I have been near break myself and you gotta go get some help. There is no shame in it. There is only shame in doing nothing.

[Family_guy]

I have been with a black chick

[Family_guy]

I have been with a black chick

Ohh wait that’s not how this game works!

Umm I have never been with an Asian chick! I want to though!

[Family_guy]

Never have I ever: done

X
Meth
Crack
Heroin
Shrooms
LSD

And I also have never used kettlebells

Try X! It’s amazing. It was used originally as a thereputic drug for couples therapy. It’s incredible especially the first few times you do it. It’s not as much fun when your taking 10 pills at a time...

[Couchlockd]

Try X! It’s amazing. It was used originally as a thereputic drug for couples therapy. It’s incredible especially the first few times you do it. It’s not as much fun when your taking 10 pills at a time...

Lol. Your teeth get shorter on 10 rolls

Been there. Felt like my brain was trying to push out my nose from the headache.

[Family_guy]

Lol. Your teeth get shorter on 10 rolls

Been there. Felt like my brain was trying to push out my nose from the headache.

Lol ya but Those first dozen or so times are just so magical!

[fiddlesticks]

if they had anything on me they would have busted down these doors long time ago, they're probably just monitoring me at this point
Anyway im running the same shit i always ran and didn't change a thing, maybe my workouts are releasing more test than i should be getting on 150mg test e but i havent ran blood work since last year so idk whats going on

I have seen an unbelievable amount of meth users and every single one of them has these very detailed delusions you are speaking. Essentially your brain is playing your life like an action movie, I've never heard of someone behaving even remotely paranoid like that normally, anyone who has been around those type of people understand what I mean..

Now people may believe me when I say UGL stuff can literally have ANYTHING in it. lol

[Fiskevatten]

I have never literally sh*t my pants on a heavy lift with people around

[Family_guy]

I have never literally sh*t my pants on a heavy lift with people around

Lmao! “With people around”