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  1. 10-17-2019, 09:39 PM #1
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    Dumass BOUGHT PIZZA with CORN on it!

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    Finished supreme pizza then opened this box and the pizza has corn on it!

    My own gf bought this shit!

    What should I do?

    **I just cant believe this shit! In my own house!**

    This cost money!
    She paid with my money!

    You think you know someone and come home and they are eating pizza with corn on it behind your back!
    Last edited by Obs; 10-17-2019 at 09:44 PM.
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  2. 10-17-2019, 09:42 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
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    Finished supreme pizza then opened this box and the pizza has corn on it!

    My own gf bought this shit!

    What should I do?
    I’m not one to promote domestic violence... but when it’s called for...
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  3. 10-17-2019, 09:46 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by i_SLAM_cougars View Post
    I’m not one to promote domestic violence... but when it’s called for...
    All these years...
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  4. 10-17-2019, 09:48 PM #4
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    She needs to move out and go to Kansas with the others.
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  5. 10-17-2019, 09:56 PM #5
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    We will just throw whatever the hell we find laying around on pizza!
    Fuckin cheese, pepperoni, olives, egg, mashed potatoes and gravy!

    This is why family household structure has deteriorated today!

    I am gonna dump crunched up bay leaves in her weed and confront her when she is gagging!
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  6. 10-18-2019, 06:20 AM #6
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    Is that corn and bacon? Lol
    Probably won't be BAD, but.... Why?
    I kind of want pizza now....
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  7. 10-18-2019, 08:16 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoldMyBeer View Post
    Is that corn and bacon? Lol
    Probably won't be BAD, but.... Why?
    I kind of want pizza now....
    Supposed to be bacon and pulled pork
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  8. 10-18-2019, 08:45 AM #8
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    Oh the pool options, so many but only one trully shines...
    How many times ended up exactly like that...
    The argument winner is the destroyer of other ones anus...
    But the lesson must be remembered and never forgotten, so no lube is the way to go

    P. S. Im the stronger one, but wife is sneaky and backstabbing... Gets tricky sometimes lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    Supposed to be bacon and pulled pork
    Kinda like eatin chitlins and spitting out a mouthful of corn. Somebody didn’t clean them. True story. Lol
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  10. 10-18-2019, 11:32 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Kinda like eatin chitlins and spitting out a mouthful of corn. Somebody didn’t clean them. True story. Lol
    Lmao thats nasty!
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    Looks like the sentence is unanimous... painful anal to be carried out immediately and without mercy
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  12. 10-18-2019, 12:24 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Kinda like eatin chitlins and spitting out a mouthful of corn. Somebody didn’t clean them. True story. Lol
    That's one of several reasons I no longer eat pork.
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone View Post
    That's one of several reasons I no longer eat pork.
    More for me!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Capebuffalo View Post
    Kinda like eatin chitlins and spitting out a mouthful of corn. Somebody didn’t clean them. True story. Lol
    For the love of God...
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    What kind of dumbass pizza parlor stocks corn anyway? Do they also stock turnips and mustard greens?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beetlegeuse View Post
    What kind of dumbass pizza parlor stocks corn anyway? Do they also stock turnips and mustard greens?
    Probably! Sickos
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    Brilliant move on her part.

    Her master plan is working.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
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    Finished supreme pizza then opened this box and the pizza has corn on it!

    My own gf bought this shit!

    What should I do?

    **I just cant believe this shit! In my own house!**

    This cost money!
    She paid with my money!

    You think you know someone and come home and they are eating pizza with corn on it behind your back!
    I would at least attempt the last 2 options and then put on her best panties or nightshirt and sh!t all over them like a caged racoon.
    There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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  19. 10-18-2019, 05:04 PM #19
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    On an unrelated note I AM WAY THE HELL out in Kansas BFE!

    This is the kind of place the children of the corn and jeepers creepers wont go.

    I hope the jeppers bat stops by if I do this job.
    I always wanted to wrestle that shitbird and see what happens if I eat his calves.
    Last edited by Obs; 10-18-2019 at 06:09 PM.
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  20. 10-18-2019, 07:53 PM #20
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    Appropriate
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    For the record Obs, they don’t put corn on pizza where I live. JC!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Proximal View Post
    For the record Obs, they don’t put corn on pizza where I live. JC!
    I am about ready to move there.
    Bunch of experimental cromagnon mfers here
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    Okay, this is even suckier than corn ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beetlegeuse View Post
    Okay, this is even suckier than corn ...

    Thats disgusting
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    Corn on pizza? Communist
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    Oh my god this whole thing was so hilarious. I’m here at work reading this crap and laughing. Customers are like wtf is up with this guy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Family_guy View Post
    Oh my god this whole thing was so hilarious. I’m here at work reading this crap and laughing. Customers are like wtf is up with this guy!
    She is gold and I am realizing what a pos I am.
    Could not do better in a billion tries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obs View Post
    She is gold and I am realizing what a pos I am.
    Could not do better in a billion tries.
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    Hold onto the angst bro. Self loathing is the sign of a sucubus stealing your Trenbolone levels while you sleep. And cuteness is no excuse for corn on pizza.

    She is pretty though... maybe a suspended sentence.
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  29. 10-21-2019, 08:45 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by i_SLAM_cougars View Post
    Hold onto the angst bro. Self loathing is the sign of a sucubus stealing your Trenbolone levels while you sleep. And cuteness is no excuse for corn on pizza.

    She is pretty though... maybe a suspended sentence.
    Lmao
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    Corn I could handle but you are a psychopath if you put Pinapple on pizza and don’t deserve to live in society.
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