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"...you pissed me off on valentines eve. I wish you would find, some guy named steve.
But you wont, you're all hung up on me.
Goddam, its like the movie misery.
We're in it forever and time takes a toll,
Like when I stick it in your butthole.
It hurts, but it's fun for one of us.
Especially when you scream and you cuss.
I'm here till the end and your my best friend."
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My valentine my sweet, you are not just a piece of meat,,you have so many quality's like meatloaf on Friday's..The other women there just friends, I fill their holes, but not their heads..your the only one that matters to me, untill I find something better you will always be my breakfast maker, kid taker, blowjob queen, Suzy homemaker..we may argue but I love you so, now please get down and give me a blow..your eyes are like stars to me ones that I'd shoot out of the sky with a lazer beam..keep being you is all I ask, divorce will be a easier task,.hope you live a long life because my kids need a wife not a pile of ashes..ashes can't take them to school and do all the things I want to do..happy valentine my special girl, just know I'd chose you if you if you were second to last girl in the world,..[emoji7][emoji7][emoji7][emoji3059][emoji3059][emoji3059]
:this is for entertainment purpose only, I adore my women, all of them:
Jokes only, please beautiful ladies of forum, don't take offense, a lot of respect for you all!
“Men do never if seldom, rise from small beginnings to great heights...Except through fraud or force"
Niccolò Machiavelli
Last edited by KINGKONG; 02-14-2020 at 05:28 AM.
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My love is eternal & runs ever so deep . . .Originally Posted by The road
Like my c#$k in your pooper.
And know that I care as I pull back on your hair . . .
I’m your cowboy.
So keep wiggling & writhin, while I ram my love in,
Happy Valentine’s Day sweetheart!
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Thats so sweet... I just got a tear
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2nd to last...
Thats pretty deep man
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I was particularly moved when he so eloquently wrote that a pile of ashes can’t take the kids to school. Very touching!
What an honor it is to be contributing on the same thread as you two poets!
And I will echo what Kong said to our female members. This is intended as a joke, granted in poor taste, but not to be taken seriously.
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Hey, at least you guys have someone to write a valentines card for...
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So get out there youngster! You’ve got your new physique & a new attitude - put them to work, I’m sure you’ll do great!
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I'm going to do that, I think. Thanks for the encouragement
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I'm not much of a poet, but I do have a friend that tells his wife he's going out and drink her pretty.
IDK, thought I would contribute.
There are 3 loves in my life: my wife, my English mastiffs, and my weightlifting....Man, my wife gets really pissed when I get the 3 confused...
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Lmao!
I have met couples like that lol!
My actual valentine letter was pretty sweet
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For sure!!Got tons of respect for the ladies on this forum and any women, at all really..just getting a laugh..please feel free to make fun of meI would find it endearing
“Men do never if seldom, rise from small beginnings to great heights...Except through fraud or force"
Niccolò Machiavelli
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Lolol I would never send that to my ladies..Iam super sweet man, despite my crass post sometimes...I adore every and all women, especially the pretty ones
Prox is right, get on dating sites..A good portion have issues but it's a good way to get your ahhhhh ahhhh feet, yeah feet wet
“Men do never if seldom, rise from small beginnings to great heights...Except through fraud or force"
Niccolò Machiavelli
Banned- I said my goodbyes.
Kk.. Wickr move fast ffsLolol I would never send that to my ladies..Iam super sweet man, despite my crass post sometimes...I adore every and all women, especially the pretty ones
Prox is right, get on dating sites..A good portion have issues but it's a good way to get your ahhhhh ahhhh feet, yeah feet wet
“Men do never if seldom, rise from small beginnings to great heights...Except through fraud or force"
Niccolò Machiavelli
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