The "Im Officially Drunk Thread"

**talon** · 10-10-2003, 12:11 AM

I would just like to let everyone know I am officially drunk right now. I even got laid tonigh and dinner cooked for me. You know something I love women. They cook, clean, and give head. What else can you ask for. Hold on Im getting another beer......

**wrstlr69sdnl** · 10-10-2003, 12:13 AM

lol congrats

**bigol'legs** · 10-10-2003, 12:14 AM

Dude I was just about to start a thread "Talon.. a big drunk mother!!!" hehe

**bigol'legs** · 10-10-2003, 12:15 AM

GETTING LAID!!!!

**punk_bbuilder** · 10-10-2003, 12:16 AM

Talon is a stud.

**talon** · 10-10-2003, 12:20 AM

The funny thing was she cooked dinner then gave me head. I didnt have to please her, to get her to RECOGNIZE and hook it up. Damn, I love this site....I lov e every one. I need another beer. Im drinking natty to. Ugh its nasty. Yo what up Big and wrstlr and punk? I

**rambo** · 10-10-2003, 12:21 AM

Way to go bud. It takes real skill to get lit up on a thursday.

Way to get laid ! I'm proud

**bigol'legs** · 10-10-2003, 12:21 AM

Did you put your plate on top of her head and eat will she did it?

**talon** · 10-10-2003, 12:23 AM

Originally Posted by rambo

Way to go bud. It takes real skill to get lit up on a thursday.

Way to get laid ! I'm proud

Bro yo ur sig. still gives me chills even when Im drunk. Its pimp.
No big I didnt, but I asked her if she would let me stick it in the butt. She said no, damnit. I still want to try....

**wrstlr69sdnl** · 10-10-2003, 12:24 AM

Originally Posted by talon

The funny thing was she cooked dinner then gave me head. I didnt have to please her, to get her to RECOGNIZE and hook it up. Damn, I love this site....I lov e every one. I need another beer. Im drinking natty to. Ugh its nasty. Yo what up Big and wrstlr and punk? I

Forgot what you were going to say bro

Whats up my drunk bro glad to see someone is drunk right now

cheers bro this buds for you

**talon** · 10-10-2003, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by wrstlr69sdnl

Forgot what you were going to say bro

Whats up my drunk bro glad to see someone is drunk right now

cheers bro this buds for you

Damn real. Thanks wrstlr. I was going to say Im happy that I know all these people, but for got. my
Bad.

**bigol'legs** · 10-10-2003, 12:26 AM

Originally Posted by talon

Bro yo ur sig. still gives me chills even when Im drunk. Its pimp.
No big I didnt, but I asked her if she would let me stick it in the butt. She said no, damnit. I still want to try....

see its cause you asked.. next time just slip it in when she aint lookin.. LOL

Did you lift today and rewarding yourself now?

**KeyMastur** · 10-10-2003, 12:27 AM

dude, take some pictures ! clothed of course. i wanna see what kind of beef you're pulling....

**wrstlr69sdnl** · 10-10-2003, 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

see its cause you asked.. next time just slip it in when she aint lookin.. LOL

Did you lift today and rewarding yourself now?

Just act like it was an accident bro just be like oops

didnt mean to do that BUT did you like it

**talon** · 10-10-2003, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

see its cause you asked.. next time just slip it in when she aint lookin.. LOL

Did you lift today and rewarding yourself now?

Yes, bis, traps, neck and forearms. i wanst even thinking about getting drunk tonigh, but she made italian and had wine and it got coursing through our veins. It was great man. Then she had left over natty so here I am now.

**bigol'legs** · 10-10-2003, 12:38 AM

Originally Posted by talon

Yes, bis, traps, neck and forearms. i wanst even thinking about getting drunk tonigh, but she made italian and had wine and it got coursing through our veins. It was great man. Then she had left over natty so here I am now.

natty? what the hell is that?

**wrstlr69sdnl** · 10-10-2003, 12:41 AM

I was just about to say that

**KeyMastur** · 10-10-2003, 12:42 AM

Natural Light Boys....c'mon...

**KeyMastur** · 10-10-2003, 12:43 AM

here is talon

**bigol'legs** · 10-10-2003, 12:44 AM

Originally Posted by KeyMastur

here is talon

LOL

**talon** · 10-10-2003, 12:46 AM

Originally Posted by KeyMastur

Natural Light Boys....c'mon...

Man big o legs, you must be getting old. Dont know what natty is.
Oh funny pic Key. Whats up bro?
Yo you see she cooked dinner, gave me head, sex and now Im at home. You see there is a clause. She has to work at 8am tomorrow. OH I love fine azz hot college girls....

**wrstlr69sdnl** · 10-10-2003, 12:47 AM

**KeyMastur** · 10-10-2003, 12:48 AM

where you at in FL ??

**bigol'legs** · 10-10-2003, 12:49 AM

Originally Posted by talon

Man big o legs, you must be getting old. Dont know what natty is.
Oh funny pic Key. Whats up bro?
Yo you see she cooked dinner, gave me head, sex and now Im at home. You see there is a clause. She has to work at 8am tomorrow. OH I love fine azz hot college girls....

Dude I worked quads today gimmie a break I cant think straight.. hehe

**talon** · 10-10-2003, 12:51 AM

Originally Posted by KeyMastur

where you at in FL ??

Gainesville ofcourse. UF. The best college town in America. Hell yhea Go Gators. Gainesville chicks rock. I had my first threesome up here.
Big, your full of craap . You dont know what natty is....

**KeyMastur** · 10-10-2003, 12:53 AM

Originally Posted by talon

Gainesville ofcourse. UF. The best college town in America. Hell yhea Go Gators. Gainesville chicks rock. I had my first threesome up here.
Big, your full of craap . You dont know what natty is....

well that explains it. the only reason she's bangin you is because the football teams sucks so she'll look bad bangin them now.

......especially since they're comin to Death Valley on Saturday. she wouldn't want the guy she's been bangin to be humiliated on CBS at 2:30

**bigol'legs** · 10-10-2003, 12:53 AM

Originally Posted by talon

Gainesville ofcourse. UF. The best college town in America. Hell yhea Go Gators. Gainesville chicks rock. I had my first threesome up here.
Big, your full of craap . You dont know what natty is....

I dont remember the beer I drink cause after one I cant see straight..

**wrstlr69sdnl** · 10-10-2003, 12:55 AM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

I dont remember the beer I drink cause after one I cant see straight..

Same here bro I bearly drink now

**talon** · 10-10-2003, 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by KeyMastur

well that explains it. the only reason she's bangin you is because the football teams sucks so she'll look bad bangin them now.

......especially since they're comin to Death Valley on Saturday. she wouldn't want the guy she's been bangin to be humiliated on CBS at 2:30

Oh shit, you were my friend. You ferocious fartknocker, how could you. You know the gators are the bomb, just admit it....LOL

Big and Wrstlr, how do you expect to have an AR get-together, if you cant hold down your alcohol. You weaklins........

**bigol'legs** · 10-10-2003, 12:59 AM

Originally Posted by talon

Oh shit, you were my friend. You ferocious fartknocker, how could you. You know the gators are the bomb, just admit it....LOL

Big and Wrstlr, how do you expect to have an AR get-together, if you cant hold down your alcohol. You weaklins........

We could stand behind you in suits and sunglass and earpieces and get you some fame....

**talon** · 10-10-2003, 01:03 AM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

We could stand behind you in suits and sunglass and earpieces and get you some fame....

Yhea and then everyone would ask..."Who is the marine dude and the ugly one w/ treetrunk legs....LOL....

**wrstlr69sdnl** · 10-10-2003, 01:05 AM

Originally Posted by bigol'legs

We could stand behind you in suits and sunglass and earpieces and get you some fame....

lol Im ready

we can talk into our sleeves too that always looks cool

**bigol'legs** · 10-10-2003, 01:27 AM

And when people aproached talon we'd step in front of him and be all "do you have a pass?" hehe

**talon** · 10-10-2003, 01:43 AM

Holy crap fellas. Another girl I dated just called, she is one her way over. Damn two girls in one night. I love G-ville. Alright fellas gottA go wish me luck......

**wrstlr69sdnl** · 10-10-2003, 01:44 AM

Take picks of her I want to see if shes hot or not

**bigol'legs** · 10-10-2003, 02:00 AM

Here Talon emailed me her pic

**wrstlr69sdnl** · 10-10-2003, 02:02 AM

wow sexy kind of ugh thats just nasty bigol

**bigol'legs** · 10-10-2003, 02:05 AM

Originally Posted by wrstlr69sdnl

wow sexy kind of ugh thats just nasty bigol

talons getting a gummer right now

**bigol'legs** · 10-10-2003, 02:07 AM

Talons first three-some?

**wrstlr69sdnl** · 10-10-2003, 02:07 AM

bet you theres spider webs down there maybe some dust too

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