This is for the Yankees fans!

[PaPaPumP]

A first grade teacher in New York explains
to her class that she is a Yankees fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands
if they, too, are Yankee fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand,
except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise
and says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Yankee's fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, "Well, if
you are not a Yankee's fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I am a Diamondbacks fan , and proud of it,"
Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
"Janie, why are you a Diamondbacks fan?"
"Because my mom is a Diamondbacks fan, and my
dad is a Diamondbacks fan, so I'm a Diamondbacks fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in an obviously
annoyed tone, "that is no reason
for you to be a Diamondbacks fan. You don't
have to be just like your parents
all of the time. What if your Mom was a
moron and your dad was a moron,
what would you be then?"
"Then," Janie smiled, "We'd be Yankee fans."

[dane26]

did you hear the joke about the team that wins the WS and then never even makes the playoffs again! go D-Backs in '02.....back to the gutter where you belong.

[EXCESS]

...or the joke about the team that lost Paul O'Neill and is about to lose Bernie Williams and Tino Martinez? That one's a classic!

[baby mac]

The downfall of the Yankees dynasty..... so sad. (yeah right)

[nymattyk]

Originally posted by dane26
did you hear the joke about the team that wins the WS and then never even makes the playoffs again! go D-Backs in '02.....back to the gutter where you belong.

you hit the nail right on the head, well see what happens next year

[EXCESS]

I love the New York spirit, but next year is a year away. The D-backs are the champs RIGHT NOW.

[partyboynyc]

there's gonna be a strike next year anyway so no one is gonna play!!and paul o'neill is retiring and bernie williams isn't what he used to be so he can go.

[arthurb999]

2nd place is the 1st loser!

[partyboynyc]

don't start arthur!!hahahai got all my posts erased for bringing up that phrase!!hahaha

[PaPaPumP]

Originally posted by EXCESS
The D-backs are the champs RIGHT NOW.

THANK YOU!!! Why are you guys so worried about the future? I guaran-damn-tee that if the Yanks would have won, you'd be all over my ass talking the shhhhhiiiiiiieett, that's all I'm doing...returnin the flava.

[partyboynyc]

SOUR!!it's the taste that will be in the mouths of Diamondbacks fans when they suck next year!!!hahahaha

[PaPaPumP]

Alright Seth my boy....the only person the dbax MIGHT be losing this year, is Reggie Sanders, but he said he wanted to stay, so....if they did it this year....as long as they don't bring KIM so damn much next year...i say they got as good a shot as any....especially the spankees. Bye bye dynasty....boo hoo

[partyboynyc]

that either schilling or johnson is gonna get shipped!which one of any, i don't know but i heard that going around.god i hope it's true so so PAPAPUMP's team will be in PAPASLUMP next year!!please god let it happen/mwah ha ha ha ha

[PaPaPumP]

hahaha! I can't even fight back on that one, that was classic! Nothing dirty about it, (like you normally do)...very classy and funny. I'm surprised!

[PaPaPumP]

Well i heard, from a friend of a friend, that his cousins, girlfriend's sister's best friend...said hat Steinbrenner will go insane and start saying...."Yes George....get me the calzone George....GEORGE!!!! GEORGGGGGEE!!...I want the calzone, no chinese...I'm all about the calzone..calzone-calzone-calzone!"

Tell me you saw that episode.

[partyboynyc]

TEMPTATION ISLAND KIDS!! MORE SLUTS FOR YOUR BUCK THAN A $5 WHOREHOUSE!!!!

[cnyce89]

hahahaaaa your too funny partyboy

[partyboynyc]

my friends, family and gf have to deal w/ this type of behavior everyday.hahahaoh well, i have to be me hahaha

[cnyce89]

its character..personality..who would you be without it...no one...

[dane26]

w/o all the injuries to the dodgers, they wouldn't even have made the playoffs. underachievers are underachievers, and that's what the d-backs are. they WON'T be back

[PaPaPumP]

Do I smell some jealousy in here??! Dane, is that you?!? awwwww....it's ok... There's always next year...right??

[primodonna]

Originally posted by dane26
w/o all the injuries to the dodgers, they wouldn't even have made the playoffs. underachievers are underachievers, and that's what the d-backs are. they WON'T be back

now that is what i'm talking about

yes, i bleed dodger blue

[EXCESS]

Well we can't agree on anything but there is one thing that might work, like my prediction for next year. Expos vs. Twins in the series??? EH? I think you can all agree on that!!!

[partyboynyc]

that the marlins may be done too!!just a rumor i guess but i heard that earlier today.

[hoss827]

heeeeeeeeellllllllllllzzz no! Don't diss on the yankees!

[hoss827]

Great joke though, but they're gonna kill the Marlins.

[KeyMastur]

damn this thread's old. but, someone had to bring it back, so why not you hoss ??

i'm sittin here readin it, and i thought it was posted yesterday. then i see Dane's post in there, and i'm like 'hold up a sec, dane doesn't post here anymore'.

they won't kill the marlins....mark my word

[mass junkie]

damn this thread's old. but, someone had to bring it back, so why not you hoss ??

i'm sittin here readin it, and i thought it was posted yesterday. then i see Dane's post in there, and i'm like 'hold up a sec, dane doesn't post here anymore'.

they won't kill the marlins....mark my word

Hoss may get killed though