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This, just in:
At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.
Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.
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Wow that was pretty bad....but hey they make me laugh so here's some more bad jokes:
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way, unique up on it.
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
Quatro Sinko.
And my all time favorite bad joke:
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
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Originally Posted by Catamount
I know it was bad
Retired Moderator
Booooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
Associate Member
Obviously MBH wasn't thrilled with the jokes. I'll make it up to you by telling an even better joke:
What type of coffee were they drinking on the Titanic?
Sanka.
Oh my god I am the funniest man alive!
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That wasn't too bad
Senior Member
those are the stupidest jokes i've seen, however i haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Senior Member
Why didn't the elephant eat the clown?
He thought he tasted funny.
What do you call 4 cows in a room masturbating?
Beef Stroganoff
Associate Member
stupid jokes what in the bloody hell
best ones ive seen in forever best jokes are the simple ones you can laugh at right away
heres another
son: dad look at this rock its really cool
dad: yah thats a leverite
son: a leverwhat
dad: a leave er right where yah found er
VET
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him what?
A super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis
Red
VET
A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
red
Member
LOL!!
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Too bad I started this thread now all the bad jokes are coming out
VET
Too bad I started this thread now all the bad jokes are coming out
Well, you made your bed bro...
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Hey did you guys know French Fries really were not imade in France?
They were made in greese.
Made Up Of Wires
Alright I think this is how the joke goes...
A kung-fu dude and a mexican are getting into a bar fight and the karate dude says "I don't think you want to fight me, I know judo." The mexican dude says "Well I know MEXICAN judo, mang!" Chinese dude - "I've never heard of mexican judo, is there such a thing?" Mexican - Of course, mang! Judono if i got a gun, judono if i got a knife...."
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This might win for the all time bad joke
The One & Only
What the hell are you guys talking about? Those jokes are fucken great!!! Laughed at all of them! Keep them coming!
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No way these are BAD! Mine was in first place until AandF6969 posted his
AR Jester
Man walks into a bar.......Ouch!
The One & Only
Horse walks into a bar, bartender says: "Why the long face?"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUCKEN CLASSIC!!! I LOVE THIS ONE!!!
The One & Only
Damn, those people must be really stupid, lmao!!! Are you sure you got it too? LMAO!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
See hercules88, a horse has a long face, but also, a long face is an expression used, may vary depending on the mood of the individual it is being said to.
The One & Only
Hey no problem bro, glad I could helpWas that sarcastic???
never seeing a horse before your joke was a bit perplexing....thanx for the clarification T!
Any time you want to go over and practice some ABC's and some 123's let me know
Associate Member
What did the fish say when he ran into concrete?
Dam!
New Member
Did you hear about the old lasy who got arrested off the airplane?
She was attempting to knit an afghan
Senior Member
i'm gonna bump the crappy joke thread.
Member
Ooh my turn.
Guy walks in to a psychologist's office wrapped in Saran wrap and to this the shrink replies "Well, I can clearly see your nuts".
or
How do you recycle a condom?
Turn it inside out and shake the fu(k out of it.
Mark
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[/QUOTE]How do you recycle a condom?
Turn it inside out and shake the fu(k out of it.[/QUOTE]
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That one was funny
New Member
What kind of bees produce milk?
BooBees
Associate Member
you all need to go home
Senior Member
what do you call a bunch of lesbians in a closet?
a liquor cabinet
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That one sucks!
The One & Only
All great, keep them cumming.
Senior Member
OMG i love crappy jokes.That one sucks!
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
AR Jester
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter, he's not going to come to you anyways!
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
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I don't know if this is a joke or just truth.
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How are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
AR Jester
How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.
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