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    Mark your calendar for next Saturday!!!

    I just got this email.....I hope all u AR women are in...

    og

    MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY

    AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

    SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

    CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

    ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

    AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. FOR GOOD MEASURE, HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS COOKING ON YOUR BBQ GRILL.

    THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA.

    IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.

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    talk about homeland security NICE

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    haha.....a cold coors light.....some pork chops grillin.....can I be naked too???

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    Quote Originally Posted by DADDYDBOL
    haha.....a cold coors light.....some pork chops grillin.....can I be naked too???

    I dont see why not bro. It doesnt say anywhere in the email that we cant...

    og

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    sweet I will spread the word

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    And just in case any terrorists are lurking on the board everyone needs to take a picture of one of those girls and post it. After all, it's for the good of the board.

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    Can my wife watch too?? That will really turn me on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbigdog69
    Can my wife watch too?? That will really turn me on.
    ....uumm......she's suppose to be walking around the neighborhood with all the other American women.....so....sure.....she can watch.....



    ....and.....I going to go dig out my lawn chair out of the shed!!!

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    i hope lots of ppl are involved

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    wait a second, then they die with images of my naked wife. fock that. i'll just shoot anyone looking away.

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    OG why don't you just walk around naked... that would be enough to make anyone commit suicide kidding bro
    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    I just got this email.....I hope all u AR women are in...

    og

    MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY

    AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

    SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

    CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

    ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

    AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. FOR GOOD MEASURE, HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS COOKING ON YOUR BBQ GRILL.

    THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA.

    IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeoQuadzilla
    OG why don't you just walk around naked... that would be enough to make anyone commit suicide kidding bro




    og

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    I would not look outside during this hour, you might go blind. Amongst people who haven't been to a nude beach or in countries where this is accepted people often think public nudity is a good thing, I assure you boys it is not. Obese people get naked too ya know and I don't wanna see that, do you?

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    lol. please pass

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    Hey bro, the big ones can be real appreciative....

    OG - feeling better im stoned

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    Solid. Count me in bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    I just got this email.....I hope all u AR women are in...

    og

    MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY

    AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

    SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

    CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

    ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

    AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. FOR GOOD MEASURE, HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS COOKING ON YOUR BBQ GRILL.

    THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA.

    IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.


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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAUSASIAN

    Dont get ur panties in a bunch Caus, its a joke....

    OG

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    Hey bro, the big ones can be real appreciative....

    OG - feeling better im stoned


    heII yeah....big uns are eager to please.....


    i feel better too.....

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    i find this thread offensive !

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    i find this thread offensive !

    How come???

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    i find this thread offensive !

    Ohhwell...and iv found urs offensive also...

    OG

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    Who doesnt like to see naked women??? Except maybe other women so they should be naked too

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    Are we allowed to touch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    i find this thread offensive !
    How about a big **** you. Is that offensive?

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    Bro!!

    Quote Originally Posted by tryingtogetbig
    ....uumm......she's suppose to be walking around the neighborhood with all the other American women.....so....sure.....she can watch.....



    ....and.....I going to go dig out my lawn chair out of the shed!!!
    My wife would never break out her big flabby tits to show everyone. So, that is not gonna happen. Oh, by the way....is it ok to bring out the motion lotion...or better yet...can we use our fishing rods to lure some of the fine ones into the yard and just start tapping them in the front lawn???

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    I don't see how!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by MilitiaGuy
    i find this thread offensive !
    After all the B.S. you have posted. Now you get a dose of your own medicine. Biatch...Oh yea, I am one of the ones that could snap your neck like a pencil just for looking at me wrong or wearing a stupid looking hat. Or just because I can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbigdog69
    My wife would never break out her big flabby tits to show everyone. So, that is not gonna happen. Oh, by the way....is it ok to bring out the motion lotion...or better yet...can we use our fishing rods to lure some of the fine ones into the yard and just start tapping them in the front lawn???

    Its ok in my neighborhood bro, mguy gets the fat1

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt steele
    Its ok in my neighborhood bro, mguy gets the fat1

    As long as she has her head covered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbigdog69
    My wife would never break out her big flabby tits to show everyone. So, that is not gonna happen. Oh, by the way....is it ok to bring out the motion lotion...or better yet...can we use our fishing rods to lure some of the fine ones into the yard and just start tapping them in the front lawn???

    Heckya bro...iv found that fresh ballyhoo on 20lb tess line does the trick..


    OG

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    Quote Originally Posted by OGPackin
    I just got this email.....I hope all u AR women are in...

    og

    MARK YOUR CALENDAR FOR NEXT SATURDAY

    AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW, IT IS A SIN FOR A TALIBAN MALE TO SEE ANY WOMAN OTHER THAN HIS WIFE NAKED, AND THAT HE MUST COMMIT SUICIDE IF HE DOES.

    SO THIS SATURDAY AT 4 P.M. EASTERN TIME ALL AMERICAN WOMEN ARE ASKED TO WALK OUT OF THEIR HOUSES COMPLETELY NAKED TO HELP WEED OUT ANY NEIGHBORHOOD TERRORISTS.

    CIRCLING YOUR BLOCK FOR ONE HOUR IS RECOMMENDED FOR THIS ANTI-TERRORIST EFFORT.

    ALL MEN ARE TO POSITION THEMSELVES IN LAWN CHAIRS IN FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE TO PROVE THEY ARE NOT TALIBAN, AND TO DEMONSTRATE THAT THEY THINK ITS OKAY TO SEE NUDE WOMEN OTHER THAN THEIR WIFE AND TO SHOW SUPPORT FOR ALL AMERICAN WOMEN.

    AND SINCE THE TALIBAN ALSO DOES NOT APPROVE OF ALCOHOL, A COLD 6-PACK AT YOUR SIDE IS FURTHER PROOF OF YOUR ANTI-TALIBAN SENTIMENT. FOR GOOD MEASURE, HAVE VARIOUS PORK PRODUCTS COOKING ON YOUR BBQ GRILL.

    THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT APPRECIATES YOUR EFFORTS TO ROOT OUT TERRORISTS AND APPLAUDS YOUR PARTICIPATION IN THIS ANTI-TERRORIST ACTIVITY.

    GOD BLESS AMERICA.

    IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON.







    I do that every weekend.......even had that clothing optional pool party memorial day weekend...


    and no we women don't have a problem with seeing other women ...nakie...its all gravy...





    NAKIE NAKIE NAKIE
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
    I do that every weekend.......even had that clothing optional pool party memorial day weekend...


    and no we women don't have a problem with seeing other women ...nakie...its all gravy...





    NAKIE NAKIE NAKIE
    your horney???

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    Quote Originally Posted by barbarian
    your horney???


    i'm not telling
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
    I do that every weekend.......even had that clothing optional pool party memorial day weekend...


    and no we women don't have a problem with seeing other women ...nakie...its all gravy...





    NAKIE NAKIE NAKIE
    God bless you hun

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    Quote Originally Posted by purplelaceteddy
    i'm not telling
    indeed

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpt steele
    God bless you hun

    its no biggie....just doing my part for homeland security
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?

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    If only there were more women out there, that are as patriotic as you

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    awwww
    At a bookstore the other day, I saw a book entitled "Sex for Dummies." Why would someone want to teach dumb people how to reproduce? Aren't there enough of them now?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jbigdog69
    After all the B.S. you have posted. Now you get a dose of your own medicine. Biatch...Oh yea, I am one of the ones that could snap your neck like a pencil just for looking at me wrong or wearing a stupid looking hat. Or just because I can.
    talking like this on the internet mean u r a wussy and u cant do a thing just a big guy with an empty head

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