Man I am soo freaking p!ssed off right now..... I'm tellin you, if I was on roids...I'd be having a roid rage right now!!! AHH!![]()
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Man I am soo freaking p!ssed off right now..... I'm tellin you, if I was on roids...I'd be having a roid rage right now!!! AHH!![]()
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Okay, here's the dealio...this guy, who I dated a LONG as$ time ago, decides to call me outta the blue...for no damm reason. I answer and make up an excuse NOT to talk to him, because I honestly don't like the guy...and about 2 minutes later, his GIRLFRIEND calls ME back asking me why I was talking to HIM!! WTF?!
Home-wrecker.... hahahaha jk!!Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
Let me know if you need me to come over there and take them out baby!!
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Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
im sorrry, she wont do it again!
pissed at what?
so just tell her he called you
I did...she just went on to b!tch me out on how I shouldn't talk to her b/f...I'm like LOOK b!tch I didn't even call him in the first place!! I have a fukking boyfriend!!![]()
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when the cats away, the mice will play
This cat ain't playin with that mouse EVER...nor any other..she's very commited to her papa cat...wow...that just sounded really gay...lol
Don’t let self-doubting women get you worked up Paris, they lack something you have, secure ness and confidence. You can now go on living your happy life![]()
shat up suck up...didnt you already read "shes very commited to papa cat"Originally Posted by J-Dogg
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Still doesn't hurt to hear nice things!!Originally Posted by bigrob33
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Aww thank you...that makes me feel a lot better!!![]()
I only speak the truth!
lol don't worry, I'm not about to head to Texas from Michigan any time soon.
haha...awww why not??jj...
Don't tease though..it is very cold up here. The 10"s of snow this morning could change my mind pretty fast.
Dang...lucky...we had a white Christmas eve this year...it was soo cool. First time I'd seen snow since I was 3
I wish i lived in Texas. I'm gettin' sick of snow.
Your not the only one Young, I've been sick of it for about 4 months.
Take all of it you want Paris! and tell old man winter its March now, he go go away.
No you don't...Texas sucks...
I hear ya J-Dogg....
I'd love to live in Texas, I've been stuck indoors for the past i don't know how long because it's so cold here. I'm starting to feel like a hobbit.
Originally Posted by YounG_SluG11
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Lol, know what you mean!
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Originally Posted by YounG_SluG11
arent hobbit's the little monsters in lord of the rings? not that iv ever seen it...heard about it..
i think you mean hermit![]()
Your thinking of Heavy Hitter but close bro...so close. hahahahahaOriginally Posted by bigrob33
Listen here Juggynutsack, take your new waffle avatar and....... mmmmm waffles!! now Im hungry.... Paris where you at!!!! hahhaaOriginally Posted by Juggernaut
Well then kick her ****ing ass,challenge her to a mud wrestling contest in bikinis,then slap that bitch like there is no tommorow er sorry was watching porn scratch that idea![]()
goober
Walk over to her house right now, knock on her door and when she answers shove a pile of dog **** in her face!!!
I had a similar thing happen to me a few years back only this woman flat out accused me of sleeping with her husband. The guys were sitting around talking about the partying we did in Pensacola. Myself and one of the guys (not married) went to Gulf Shores...the other 3 stayed there (2 married) and partied locally. On the way back I was soo tired that I almost wrecked the car so JD made me pull over and let him drive and we didn't get back until like 6 am. Well the wives were sitting around listening to the story. Apparently, one of the guys was AWOL that night when his wife tried to call. She put two and two together and came up with ME and HIM. YUCK. He was messing around that night but not with me. I was still in the same hotel where we all met so this biotch calls me .. Hi this is so and so... Jimmys wife...remember me..we met that day we were there to see our husbands..blah blah. Sure...I remember you.
Next thing I know this woman is SCREAMING on the phone. What the Fcuk is this about a road trip with you and my husband...blah blah. Girl get back on your **** meds.
She thought that JD was covering for him and that the two of us were together. GROSS! Man was butt ugly.
Anyway I commenced to chewin a$$ back and hung up. Not sure how that one turned out for him LOL.
CRAZY women out there Paris.....you shoulda laughted at her. He's yesterday's garbage.....on the curb where he belongs. Once I put the trash out....it doesn't come back in the house to smell the place up!!!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Yep, so true...and this girl is crazy...my best friend b!tched him out this morning...cuz she knew the guy, and she just left him a horrrrrrrrible message. It was too funny!! Good to know my girls got my back!!Originally Posted by Commando_Barbi
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gurlz...
i get accused of screwing gurlz all the time by people i'm seeing. i hate it. rarely is it ever true.
did you gurlz hear about the 22 pound lobster? now THAT'S something to talk about!!
http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat...-lobster_x.htm
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Holy lobster Gandolf!! That thing is bigger than Frodo!!Originally Posted by AnabolicAlien
Im got cash money to bet against anyone that I could eat that lobster.....all the while picking on HH.....and his hobbit ****ing fetish.Originally Posted by AnabolicAlien
LMAO!!!Originally Posted by Juggernaut
And my boys(HH)
LOL gotta love da boys![]()
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
fo sho fo sho![]()
ohhhhhhhh burrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnn
lol, aren't hobbits the people who live in little holes in the ground and never come out or somethin' like that? I've never seen Lord of the Rings so I don't know.
correct...however Heavy Hitter couldn't stay in the hole due to the fact he kept touching the ceiling when doing overhead presses with a barbell.......he moved out. Got a sweet frig box he found out behind Best Buy I heard.Originally Posted by YounG_SluG11
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