"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
My Luck > ALL!!!
Its a Calm Cool Day... i go out to dump the 50galMetalDrumTrashCan into the dumpster. Pick it up and tip it over into the dumpster holding onto the bottom handles...
Lo and BEHOLD! a BIG GUSTofWIND! not from the north south east or WEST(ern Wear) but FROM above me at a slight downward angle... this causes a falling Cup of Someones !CHEW! to be Blown ALL OVER ME making me loose my grip on trash can -> smashing my hand between handle and rim of dumpster, REJOICE!!!!!
Female Member
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Ewwww **** wind!
I was clearing a car and found a bong made out of one of those plastic bear honey containers....I put it on the roof of the car. Freaking wind blew it off and the bong water got on me, uniform and vest. I had a clean uniform but only one vest so I had to spend the rest of the nite stinking of bong water!!!!
GROSS.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
.. this didnt happen to be.. YOUR car by chance
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
Only if my daughter was driving it. No silly it was someone I was arresting for driving while suspended, expired registration, and no insurance!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
did you smack around a lil.. and when are you going to cuff me?!
Female Member
dirrrrrty dirrty kids...
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
LOL Nooo smack down or around!!! Too many cameras around these days
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
Man dont you watch soutpark.. its like the Hunting One.. all you gotta say is " ITS COMMING RIGHT FOR US!" that way its like YOU being threaten and u kan unload on them or wat ever it is and claim selfdefense.. it even works if they are cuff'd and on the ground you just say "HES COMMING RIGHT FOR ME!" then kick him in the hed or something.
Southern Steel Bodybuilding
taiboxa, where'd u learn to spell
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
Self tot... why, duz it show?Originally Posted by kloter1
AR's Arresting Angel Vet
NEVER watched South Park....ever.
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
Senior Member
Same here and you couldent pay me to watch that crap
Anabolic Member
yes it does
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
good then people will recognize my ambition to succeed in the world of literature...
Anabolic Member
A) You have no sense humor
B) You don't know what you're missing
My ex never watched it until I made her sit down and watch it. Before long she was laughing hard enough to snort.
It's not always political satire, ture. But when it is sophomoric humor, it's still semi-funny.
D-bol Poppin'
Anabolic Member
so everyone that doesnt like south park doesnt have a sense of humor?? i find it really annoying...guess i have no sense of humor, thanks for the tip.
Member
This thread is gross. I've had things like that happen to me before too so don't feel bad.
Member
Ive seen it 2 maybe 3 times and i cant figure out why everyone likes it, but hey to each his own.
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