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  1. 10-08-2003, 10:41 PM #1
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    a cricket killed my flow!!!

    i just went into the bathroom to jerk off and when i turned the light on......a fuckign cricket was on my toilet seat!!!!!what the fuck is that all about?!can a brother get some me time?!!this is some bullshit that i will not stand for!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    i just went into the bathroom to jerk off and when i turned the light on......a fuckign cricket was on my toilet seat!!!!!what the fuck is that all about?!can a brother get some me time?!!this is some bullshit that i will not stand for!!!
    Did you let him watch?
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    oh fuck you DB,hahahaha

    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Did you let him watch?
    all i wanted to do was chill w/ PB jr and this fuckface had to come along and bust up my party!!!i'm not feeling this cricket right about now. i just let him chill for now, but when i'm done w/ my peanuts butter he's fucked
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    Quote Originally Posted by partyboynyc
    all i wanted to do was chill w/ PB jr and this fuckface had to come along and bust up my party!!!i'm not feeling this cricket right about now. i just let him chill for now, but when i'm done w/ my peanuts butter he's fucked
    Meanie.........Should at least drown him in sperm.Fuckin' peeping Tom cricket
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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bull
    Meanie.........Should at least drown him in sperm.Fuckin' peeping Tom cricket

    This will get you back in the mood bro
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    LOL you got me going.. Im going to the bathroom!!.... after I print that out!!
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    she has the nicest ass of all time i think
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    Quote Originally Posted by wrstlr69sdnl
    she has the nicest ass of all time i think
    After STACY KEIBLER!!!
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    Heres another of her
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    Just close your eyes next time and pretend it's not there. Or turn the lights off.
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    LOL i was just thinking... you better print those out to take aboard with you..
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    lol I was thinking that but they take everything thats yours and send it back

    Smart ass
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    Quote Originally Posted by wrstlr69sdnl
    lol I was thinking that but they take everything thats yours and send it back

    Smart ass
    Hey they dont do cavity searches....

    That would be desperate hu?
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    sorry my ass is exit only bro
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  15. 10-08-2003, 11:31 PM #15
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    Next time put some black tape around the lil guy so he don't blow up when you put ur dick in him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LORDBLiTZ
    Next time put some black tape around the lil guy so he don't blow up when you put ur dick in him.
    ROFL
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    why do u jackoff in the bathroom?
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    why do you want to know?
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    Party this happens to me all the time bro. Wait till the cricket talks back, thats when things truly get f'd up.
    Oh and why to you wack off in the bathroom? Ashamed of something?....
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    Quote Originally Posted by huh?
    why do u jackoff in the bathroom?
    I to question this? why do you wanna know? do you have a telly zoomed in on his bathroom window? j/ks
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigol'legs
    I to question this? why do you wanna know? do you have a telly zoomed in on his bathroom window? j/ks
    bigol'legs wants to be with ya when ya see him
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    Quote Originally Posted by wrstlr69sdnl
    bigol'legs wants to be with ya when ya see him
    Hey dont we all wanna know what party looks like?
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    yeah why do it in the bathroom guys? that's no fun... no way you can get caught doing it there
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    where do you do it peam
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    Quote Originally Posted by wrstlr69sdnl
    where do you do it peam
    AT MY HOUSE!!!! hehe man its getting late!!
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    whenever...wherever....however I want
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    umm...how about killing it and continuing the mission?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peam
    whenever...wherever....however I want

    Nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    better than a spider
    A radioactive spider!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
    A radioactive spider!!!
    wasnt it on juice too? i think it had a verticle leap that rivals most NBA allstars....what can i say, only in NY, or jersey rather.
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    Quote Originally Posted by palme
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    hahahahah i cant belive you found that. the antimasturbation spider. hahahah
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    only time i did it in a bathroom was at school if i had built up tension. ive also done it in mall dressing rooms with curtain doors not the solid locking ones, my principals office, on the bleechers of a school gym *backback* on the bus, in my backyard, in my pool.... almost everywhere....
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    woah... too much information!
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    Quote Originally Posted by peam
    woah... too much information!
    lol.....a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do
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    huh? has turned it into an olympic sport..........free style hose throwing or maybe the single handed toss. Go for the gold bro. J/J

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