Caught taking AAS

**playboii** · 05-30-2005, 01:57 AM

wow.. I just had the scare of my life I was looking for my naposim d-bols in my pocket and was looking everywhere for them lastly I looked in my mothers car that i drove today and they were right on the seat of the car they must of slipped out my pockets!!! wow I WAS SO CLOSE!!! anyone else had any scares like this?

**KGBnine** · 05-30-2005, 01:58 AM

taking ass?? Please dont elaborate

**playboii** · 05-30-2005, 01:59 AM

lmaooo!!! typo

**KGBnine** · 05-30-2005, 02:02 AM

haha yeah I figured.

**JustaFreaK** · 05-30-2005, 02:03 AM

bro...

scares...

i was at my girl's house and I had (4) deca (100/mg) amps in my pocket I got my wallet out to pay for some girl scout cookies and my amps fell out and busted on the tile floor... why my girl, her mother and father and her 9 year sister were in the kitchen.. That day sucked...

**playboii** · 05-30-2005, 02:06 AM

lol buying cookies and lol wow the whole family there thats nuts

**JustaFreaK** · 05-30-2005, 02:07 AM

no shit.. i almost shit my pants

**millionmillionaires** · 05-30-2005, 02:15 AM

dude no cliffhangers here. Where's the rest of the story? wtf did you do? what did they say?

**playboii** · 05-30-2005, 02:16 AM

lol word

**JustaFreaK** · 05-30-2005, 02:22 AM

what did i do.. start to clean the big pieces of glass up... and they said "what the hell is that" I said it was um.. "Anabolic b-12" then my g/f said i knew you were on steroids, your ****ing lair etc.. then I said you actually believe someone can gain 30 lbs of mass by taking amino acids and protein shakes..

.... by about a month after that we got back together

**hckykrt91** · 05-30-2005, 04:13 AM

i left a porno on my bed once, and my dad found it

thats as bad as it gets

**JustaFreaK** · 05-30-2005, 04:18 AM

rofl

**znak** · 05-30-2005, 05:43 AM

Originally Posted by playboii

wow.. I just had the scare of my life I was looking for my naposim d-bols in my pocket and was looking everywhere for them lastly I looked in my mothers car that i drove today and they were right on the seat of the car they must of slipped out my pockets!!! wow I WAS SO CLOSE!!! anyone else had any scares like this?

You're using gear and driving your mom's car... I don't think I even want to go there.

**PrimoPup** · 05-30-2005, 06:03 AM

LMFAO... U guys kill me.!

Originally Posted by hckykrt91

i left a porno on my bed once, and my dad found it

thats as bad as it gets

**znak** · 05-30-2005, 06:48 AM

Originally Posted by hckykrt91

i left a porno on my bed once, and my dad found it

thats as bad as it gets

What is he, a priest? Who cares about porno?

I have an 18 year old and I would be more worried if he wasn't reading porno.

**Ntpadude** · 05-30-2005, 07:09 AM

Originally Posted by playboii

wow.. I just had the scare of my life I was looking for my naposim d-bols in my pocket and was looking everywhere for them lastly I looked in my mothers car that i drove today and they were right on the seat of the car they must of slipped out my pockets!!! wow I WAS SO CLOSE!!! anyone else had any scares like this?

Phew! Good thing you didnt get a spanking.

**nickm748** · 05-30-2005, 08:15 AM

^^^hahahahaha

**hckykrt91** · 05-30-2005, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by znak

What is he, a priest? Who cares about porno?

I have an 18 year old and I would be more worried if he wasn't reading porno.

i guess so he know i use AAS and he wants me to do it. i like his style, but yeah just the porno thing was a bit embarassing.

BG · 05-30-2005, 02:04 PM

I used to jerk off in the shower when I was a kid, (NO clean up) so I thought. Then my mother and sister asked me, "what the hell are you doing in the shower, we cleaned the hair out of the drain and white slimy shit all over it", so I told them I blew my nose all the time. After that I made sure to pull the hair out the drain before I beat it anymore!! LOL NY

**Dave321** · 05-30-2005, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY

I used to jerk off in the shower when I was a kid, (NO clean up) so I thought. Then my mother and sister asked me, "what the hell are you doing in the shower, we cleaned the hair out of the drain and white slimy shit all over it", so I told them I blew my nose all the time. After that I made sure to pull the hair out the drain before I beat it anymore!! LOL NY

LMAO!

**BigLittleTim** · 05-30-2005, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by playboii

lmaooo!!! typo

[QUOTE]

Or Freudian slip.

**badmoto** · 05-30-2005, 02:24 PM

Who hasnt been caught with porno? I have had a few close AAS scares. Once my wife found an email confirmation for some pellets I ordered for a buddy. Then, she opened some Dbol that came in the mail and chucked them. She also opened my clomid and I siad it was to cut myself up. I got stuff tucked all over the place. Today would be a good day to consolidate all the gear. I am not on any AAS.

**Unoid** · 05-30-2005, 02:36 PM

bad, if your wife is that IGNORANT you shoudln't put up with it, either she takes the misconceptions out of her ehad or you punish her, no one should have to put up with that!

**Tazwell** · 05-30-2005, 03:16 PM

Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY

I used to jerk off in the shower when I was a kid, (NO clean up) so I thought. Then my mother and sister asked me, "what the hell are you doing in the shower, we cleaned the hair out of the drain and white slimy shit all over it", so I told them I blew my nose all the time. After that I made sure to pull the hair out the drain before I beat it anymore!! LOL NY

lol. yea dude, that would tramatize me for awhile.

**dirtyvegas** · 05-30-2005, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY

I used to jerk off in the shower when I was a kid, (NO clean up) so I thought. Then my mother and sister asked me, "what the hell are you doing in the shower, we cleaned the hair out of the drain and white slimy shit all over it", so I told them I blew my nose all the time. After that I made sure to pull the hair out the drain before I beat it anymore!! LOL NY

holly sh8it thats funny as hell

**playboii** · 05-30-2005, 04:51 PM

lmaooo!

**jimihendryx** · 05-30-2005, 05:09 PM

haha...

At least your mom didn't walk in on you jerkin' it.... 15 years ago and I'm still traumatized!

**gottalift78** · 05-30-2005, 05:09 PM

worse scare i had, i was in my basement and the needle was in my ass when my brother ran downstairs, i had to pull up my shorts sit and act normal, as i had a 1in pin in my leg. he didnt see anything but damn did my leg kill after.

**hckykrt91** · 05-30-2005, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by gottalift78

worse scare i had, i was in my basement and the needle was in my ass when my brother ran downstairs, i had to pull up my shorts sit and act normal, as i had a 1in pin in my leg. he didnt see anything but damn did my leg kill after.

that would hurt like a biotch man

**playboii** · 05-30-2005, 07:52 PM

wow... tha sht musta hurt

**znak** · 05-31-2005, 12:24 AM

Shit, that is nothing, I was jerking off in my Mom's car looking for my dbol that had falled out of my pocket with a 1 1/2" needle sticking out of my azz, when I got pulled over for speeding...

**hckykrt91** · 05-31-2005, 12:48 AM

well shit i think that beats everything that has been on this thread. thats the worst luck i have ever seen. ROFL. good one bro

**robkesl** · 05-31-2005, 01:46 AM

Originally Posted by znak

Shit, that is nothing, I was jerking off in my Mom's car looking for my dbol that had falled out of my pocket with a 1 1/2" needle sticking out of my azz, when I got pulled over for speeding...

you were driving, jerking it, and injecting all at the same time. thats amazing!

**p0d0078** · 05-31-2005, 02:00 AM

I had friend over so that i could inject him because his a pu$$y. anyways he was there slightly bending over and I was about to inject when my dad walked. he though we were doing the dirty, so i had to talk to him because he wouldn't even look me in the eyes. Later I told him about the AAS and you could not believe the relieve he had.

**robkesl** · 05-31-2005, 02:03 AM

Originally Posted by p0d0078

I had friend over so that i could inject him because his a pu$$y. anyways he was there slightly bending over and I was about to inject when my dad walked. he though we were doing the dirty, so i had to talk to him because he wouldn't even look me in the eyes. Later I told him about the AAS and you could not believe the relieve he had.

hahaha thats funny, i dont think mine would look me in the eyes either. lol

**znak** · 05-31-2005, 02:08 AM

Originally Posted by robkesl

you were driving, jerking it, and injecting all at the same time. thats amazing!

Yeah, the cop wouldn't even look me in the eye. F*ck, he was embarassed.

I never even missed a stroke.

**hckykrt91** · 05-31-2005, 02:09 AM

well what would you do if you saw your son behind a guy bent over with his pants down. i think i would whoop some ass having that shit going on in my house haha.

**znak** · 05-31-2005, 02:13 AM

Originally Posted by hckykrt91

well what would you do if you saw your son behind a guy bent over with his pants down. i think i would whoop some ass having that shit going on in my house haha.

Depends how long I had been out of prison. If it hadn't been a long time, I might have gotten in line.

**hckykrt91** · 05-31-2005, 02:15 AM

haha good shit man good shit. damn this thread can keep going and going with people embarassing moments haha

**keithquig** · 05-31-2005, 11:28 AM

i was in the basement and my wife was giving me a shot in my buttox and my mom and dad came down there and i was caught....i was so scared but they said yea we already know uve been doing that shit bc they looked thru my suit case

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