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  1. 06-26-2005, 12:35 PM #1
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    Lets hear your best pick up line or one liner!!!

    Lets see what you got!!
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  2. 06-26-2005, 12:37 PM #2
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    Did you wash those pants with windex? cause I can really see myself in that ass.
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  3. 06-26-2005, 12:37 PM #3
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  4. 06-26-2005, 12:39 PM #4
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    Are you hungry, well your ass is, its eating them shorts as we speak!
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    hey suga, wanna 68????? you go down on me and I owe you one....
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  6. 06-26-2005, 12:40 PM #6
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    wanna go halves on a bastard????
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  7. 06-26-2005, 12:41 PM #7
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    can I tap you on the forehead with my meatsycle?
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  8. 06-26-2005, 12:41 PM #8
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    Did it hurt, she says "what hurt", fallen from the sky cuz you an angel baby! LOL, I got all mine from Fresh Prince LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    wanna go halves on a bastard????




    now i like this one
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  10. 06-26-2005, 12:42 PM #10
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    are those astronaut pants??? cause your ass is outa this world.... BIIIEEEETCH!!!
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  11. 06-26-2005, 12:43 PM #11
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    Damn girl, you paint them jeans on!!!
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    "Don't scream and turn this rape into a murder"..........

    Works like a charm everytime
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    I don't use pick up lines. I like getting pussy too much.
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    You look so good I'de suc on ya daddys dic! BIGGIE
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  15. 06-26-2005, 12:45 PM #15
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    There must be a keg in your pants, cuz I want to tap that ass.
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  16. 06-26-2005, 12:45 PM #16
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    Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
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  17. 06-26-2005, 12:46 PM #17
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    You got a sock in your pants.....oh, thats what they say to me!!!
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  18. 06-26-2005, 12:46 PM #18
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    True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.
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  19. 06-26-2005, 12:47 PM #19
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    You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong
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  20. 06-26-2005, 12:48 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    You must work at Subway, 'cause you just gave me a footlong
    lmao , good stuff!!
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    Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
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  22. 06-26-2005, 12:49 PM #22
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    I get allllllllllllllllllllllll the bitches with these ones!!! Tell your girlfriends to watch out!!!!lol!!!
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    Hey nice shoes, wanna F*ck!
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  24. 06-26-2005, 12:51 PM #24
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    all your lines suck....... mine is still the best
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  25. 06-26-2005, 12:51 PM #25
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    Your parents must be terrorists............'cause that ass is tha bomb!
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  26. 06-26-2005, 12:51 PM #26
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    your a true PIMP!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    "Don't scream and turn this rape into a murder"..........

    Works like a charm everytime
    Bahahaha, that is f-ing hilarious...=)
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  28. 06-26-2005, 12:53 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    "Don't scream and turn this rape into a murder"..........

    Works like a charm everytime
    AAAAAAAAHahahhahahh... why can I picture you saying this!!!
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  29. 06-26-2005, 12:57 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    AAAAAAAAHahahhahahh... why can I picture you saying this!!!
    Works everysingle time....dunno y tho.....

    I guess they understand that im "SERIOUS" and not kidding like other guys MUWHAHAHHAHA
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    Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
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    Say, that's a nice dress. Look even better crumpled up on my floor in the morning.
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    Hey. Ya know what'd look good on you? Me.
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    Dont worry baby it wont hurt, well maybe a little.
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    Do you have any raisins?






    How about a date?
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  38. 06-26-2005, 01:39 PM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaRiS2005
    Did you fart? Cuz you blow me away..harr harr
    lmao off, probably would work!!!If a girl used it!!
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  39. 06-26-2005, 01:44 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by JUSTSTARTINGNY
    lmao off, probably would work!!!If a girl used it!!
    it would on me..... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... farty girl.......mmmmmmm
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