> > > >> > > > >>A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE
> > > >> > > > >> INTERRUPTS,
> > > >> > > > >>HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN
> > > >> > > > >>FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
> > > >> > > > >>
> > > >> > > > >>HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY; FIX THE LIGHT,
> > > >> > > > >>NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO PRINTED ON MY
> > >FOREHEAD?
> > > >> > > > >>I DON'T THINK SO!
> > > >> > > > >>
> > > >> > > > >>THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT
> > >WON'T
> > > >> > > > >>CLOSE RIGHT.
> > > >> > > > >>
> > > >> > > > >>TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE
I
> > > >HAVE
> > > >> > > > >>WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> > > >> > > > >>I DON'T THINK SO.
> > > >> > > > >>
> > > >> > > > >>FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE
> > >FRONT
> > > >> > > > >>DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK.
> > > >> > > > >>
> > > >> > > > >>I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS, HE
> > >SAYS.
> > > >> > > > >>DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY
FOREHEAD?
> > > >> > > > >>I DON'T THINK SO.
> > > >> > > > >>
> > > >> > > > >>I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
> > > >> > > > >>I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!
> > > >> > > > >>
> > > >> > > > >>SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. HE
> > >STARTS
> > > >TO
> > > >> > > > >>FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
> > > >> > > > >>TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT.
> > > >> > > > >>
> > > >> > > > >>AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE ALREADY
> > > >FIXED.
> > > >> > > > >>AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.
AS
> > >HE
> > > >> >GOES
> > > >> >TO
> > > >> > > > >>
> > > >> > > > >>GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
> > > >> > > > >>'HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
> > > >> > > > >>
> > > >> > > > >>SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST
> > >THEN
> > > >A
> > > >> >NICE
> > > >> > > > >>YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
> > > >> > > > >>
> > > >> > > > >>HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS
> > > >> > > > >>EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
> > > >> > > > >>
> > > >> > > > >>HE SAID, SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?
> > > >> > > > >>
> > > >> > > > >>SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER
WRITTEN
> > >ON
> > > >MY
> > > >> > > > >>FOREHEAD?
> > > >> > > > >> I DON'T THINK SO!
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That's a pretty good one!!!!!!!!!!
