I posted this awhile ago but here it is...
I had just began lifting and i was going to a NYSC in danbury,CT. I had been going for about a month straight , and i was very ignorant and believed hat going in the sauna would "burn" off fat lol..Anyway the sauna room is only about a 8x4 room so its very small...when i go in there there are 2 men in their 40's sitting in there, after a few minutes one man gets up i hear the door open and he leaves, a few moments later the other man get up, but i dont hear the door open, so i lift the towel from over my eyes. This sick bastard was beating his johnson right in front of me

!! Well i didnt know what to do so i panicked for a second UNTIL he leaned over and tried to lift the towel up off my lap! So instictevly i punched him square in the nose, he fell through the door and these two big guys ran in a nd grabbed me, they didnt know what happened. They thought i assaulted this guy for no reason, then i tell them that this old fvck tried to grab my manhood and they let me go...i grabbed my towel ran upstairs to the front desk and the cops were called..loli had to go to court for that shyt for 2 months..and this guy was married had two kids and his own buisness, like wtf?? ANYWAY thats my most memorable gym experience