Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 40 of 45

Thread: **IMPORTANT!~! does var really mak chiks hornier?

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    lol im not telling :D
    Posts
    29,198

    Exclamation **IMPORTANT!~! does var really mak chiks hornier?

    i have been gettingSHOT down like mad from my woman which started pretty much after i humped her 14 times in one day
    she said its not you that wants me its your steroids >< and is like giving it up maybe once a week now

    if i slip her like 10mg var ED.. i could put it in w/ her morning multivitamin cocktail (like 4-5 pills) w/ her breakfast u think i would get laid more than once a week?!~

  2. #2
    Wow, I guess you could look into some GHB if your into that sort of thing.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    395
    No Shit Bumpidy Bump

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    St. Paul, MN
    Posts
    1,475
    let me get this straight, you're going to slip your gf steroids...? w....t.....f...

  5. #5
    Carlos_E's Avatar
    Carlos_E is offline National Level Bodybuilder/Hall of Famer/RETIRED
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    NYC
    Posts
    17,629
    I hope this is a joke.
    Muscle Asylum Project Athlete

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    toys for twats truck
    Posts
    851



    hell yea, she'll be like "i dont know whats come over me"

    and you can say, "i'm comin over you b*tch"

  7. #7
    get a new girlfriend...

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    395
    Hell Mine is my Wife does that make it any Better =)
    Im in Tai. hehehehe

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    E London,no SOURCES given
    Posts
    14,957
    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i have been gettingSHOT down like mad from my woman which started pretty much after i humped her 14 times in one day
    she said its not you that wants me its your steroids >< and is like giving it up maybe once a week now

    if i slip her like 10mg var ED.. i could put it in w/ her morning multivitamin cocktail (like 4-5 pills) w/ her breakfast u think i would get laid more than once a week?!~
    bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
    Tai i love you bro you are the shittt!!!!
    hey i get that off my old lady aswell,you only want me coz the roids are makin you horny!!!you would shag anythin!!!
    hahahahahaha

  10. #10
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    1,751
    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i have been gettingSHOT down like mad from my woman which started pretty much after i humped her 14 times in one day
    she said its not you that wants me its your steroids >< and is like giving it up maybe once a week now

    if i slip her like 10mg var ED.. i could put it in w/ her morning multivitamin cocktail (like 4-5 pills) w/ her breakfast u think i would get laid more than once a week?!~
    take the situation in hand...literally

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    northern cali
    Posts
    16,442
    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i have been gettingSHOT down like mad from my woman which started pretty much after i humped her 14 times in one day
    she said its not you that wants me its your steroids >< and is like giving it up maybe once a week now

    if i slip her like 10mg var ED.. i could put it in w/ her morning multivitamin cocktail (like 4-5 pills) w/ her breakfast u think i would get laid more than once a week?!~
    bro, dont slip your woman steroids... steroids cause physical harm and its pretty fu_ked up to make someone take them without them even knowing.

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    in a hole
    Posts
    1,540
    slip her some horny goat weed... whatever that does ><

  13. #13
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Posts
    1,751
    this is kinda funny. I saw a thread a while back bout a guy giving juice to his dog, people on here wanted to kick his ass, but ask to give em to your girl and....halarious don't you think?

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    lol im not telling :D
    Posts
    29,198
    its kinda of a joke but its her choice LoL.
    she is VERY ANEMIC she gets here lil b12 shots and shit too.
    she has all sorts of issues as well like Hyperthyroidism, hypoglycemia and a few others that make her a mess..
    thats the real reasons she is on var LOL but i was just hoping it would make her horny but i have my DOUBTS big time!

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Sep 2005
    Location
    Texas
    Posts
    395
    Yep i remember the dog post.. wanting to make his hunting dog tougher for getting pigs ..hehehehe
    Anyway my wife is Taking Winny now so will rhe addition of Var--Help
    Heheheheh

  16. #16
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Only In Jersey
    Posts
    569
    if she aint givin it up more than once a week, get like 6 other gfs that should do the trick!!!

  17. #17
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    lol im not telling :D
    Posts
    29,198
    Quote Originally Posted by primetime1
    if she aint givin it up more than once a week, get like 6 other gfs that should do the trick!!!
    yeah im about to start humpin anything that moves unfortunately its mostly MALES around this neck of hte woods ><

  18. #18
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Yes,those are my legs
    Posts
    4,540
    [quote=taiboxashe has all sorts of issues as well like Hyperthyroidism, hypoglycemia and a few others that make her a mess..
    [/quote]

    She very well might have issues with you that she isn't reve****g....

  19. #19
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    lol im not telling :D
    Posts
    29,198
    Quote Originally Posted by Pinnacle
    She very well might have issues with you that she isn't reve****g....
    no lol though that migh tseem the case i know her far too well and she is VERY OPEN and VERY HONEST too honest.. tells me SHIT I DONT WANNA KNOW ! but she is like if i dont tell u i feel guilty so beats me...
    thing is i think she is stressed out at work .. she is a nurse at a nursing home.. and that stress is MAKING ME SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED!
    I NEED SOMETHING TO HUMP ><

  20. #20
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    MN
    Posts
    18
    don't forget the obvious

  21. #21
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Scylla and Charybdis
    Posts
    15,474
    hahah...I gave my girl var. We talked about it and she was cool with it, wanted to take it. It was convenient that i was on cycle and we weren't having sex a lot....even after two weeks @ 10mg/day, I didnt' see much of a difference. But give it a shot, everyone is different

  22. #22
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Dirty Jerz
    Posts
    954
    bro why dont you just slip her x if your going to do that dont waste gear hoping its going to make her want to jump on your pogo stick ..you know x will thats a garentee

  23. #23
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    Mid Atlantic
    Posts
    956
    x or roofies

  24. #24
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Asia
    Posts
    12,114
    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    its kinda of a joke but its her choice LoL.
    she is VERY ANEMIC she gets here lil b12 shots and shit too.
    she has all sorts of issues as well like Hyperthyroidism, hypoglycemia and a few others that make her a mess..
    thats the real reasons she is on var LOL but i was just hoping it would make her horny but i have my DOUBTS big time!
    Tai you need to trade that in for a new model bro.

  25. #25
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Posts
    247
    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    i have been gettingSHOT down like mad from my woman which started pretty much after i humped her 14 times in one day
    she said its not you that wants me its your steroids >< and is like giving it up maybe once a week now

    if i slip her like 10mg var ED.. i could put it in w/ her morning multivitamin cocktail (like 4-5 pills) w/ her breakfast u think i would get laid more than once a week?!~

    do you think god would forgive you?

  26. #26
    BG's Avatar
    BG is offline The Real Deal - AR-Platinum Elite- Hall of Famer
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    22,693
    Quote Originally Posted by booz
    bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
    Tai i love you bro you are the shittt!!!!
    hey i get that off my old lady aswell,you only want me coz the roids are makin you horny!!!you would shag anythin!!!
    hahahahahaha
    Classic tooooooooooooo funny.

  27. #27
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Location
    gates of hell
    Posts
    5,718
    Forget the var, just go ahead and slip something else in her.

    Seriously tho, I think that is wrong to give people drugs without their knowledge just for your benefit.

  28. #28
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Posts
    922
    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    she is VERY OPEN
    Apparently not

  29. #29
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Houston, Tx
    Posts
    47
    Quote Originally Posted by primetime1
    if she aint givin it up more than once a week, get like 6 other gfs that should do the trick!!!
    I second that notion or make some appointments with Rosie.

    I'm married so I been feelin your pain for a while!

  30. #30
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Posts
    2,222
    Give her some "spanish flyes"......

  31. #31
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    792
    Give her some Tribulus Terristris. That stuff makes me an animal! and its just an herb!

  32. #32
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    285
    trib ftw

  33. #33
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Dirty Jerz
    Posts
    954
    why dont you just shoot a g of test in her then you could shave her face while your on top

  34. #34
    Join Date
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Northeast Oklahoma
    Posts
    43
    Hey bro when all else fails Palmela Handerson and her five sisters>

  35. #35
    Join Date
    Sep 2004
    Location
    Bubba Army
    Posts
    5,824
    go 4 it

  36. #36
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    lol im not telling :D
    Posts
    29,198
    Quote Originally Posted by powerliftmike
    Forget the var, just go ahead and slip something else in her.

    Seriously tho, I think that is wrong to give people drugs without their knowledge just for your benefit.
    LoL dood she knows all about it i told her about it. she rummages through my lil drawer all the time.

  37. #37
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    lol im not telling :D
    Posts
    29,198
    Quote Originally Posted by Growingpains
    Give her some Tribulus Terristris. That stuff makes me an animal! and its just an herb!
    lol would that really werk?

  38. #38
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Posts
    14,421
    Hey tai just stick her with .5ml of sust. she will be horny for the mnonth.

  39. #39
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Posts
    14,421
    var will work so dose trib. But test will work the best. she will beat you and treat you like shit.

  40. #40
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    lol im not telling :D
    Posts
    29,198
    Quote Originally Posted by gsxxr
    Hey tai just stick her with .5ml of sust. she will be horny for the mnonth.
    LoL my buddy put his wife on sus HRT she takes haalf a cc E3Week he says she wont get away from him.. and he was prepping for a comp so he had 0 sex drive WORST 3weeks of his life he said.

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •