WW3 in my kitchen

[Kärnfysikern]

now Im ****ing pissed off.

Last summer I had a ****ing ant invasion in my kitchen. They where like the russians, just throwing out tropps without caring about losses. Millions of them suffered the wrath of my feet and the morning paper.

But after long and hard fighting and losses on both fronts I got inspiried by Sadam and broke out the chemical weapons. Those tiny assholes didnt have a chance in hell when I planted sweet poision everywhere. After 2 weeks they where gone and I thought I had killed them all. Serves them right!!

But NO NO today they are back and Im sure those filthy ****ers want vengance. But they aint gonna get it. Time to break out the ****ing weapons of ant destruction.

[Kärnfysikern]

Is there anything more disgusting in this world than insects? ****

[Tren Bull]

fu_kin ants... suffer the wrath of my raid aresol can

[Tren Bull]

Is there anything more disgusting in this world than insects? ****

well, herpes is pretty fu_kin nasty

[Kärnfysikern]

fu_kin ants... suffer the wrath of my raid aresol can

yeah gas them muther****ers.

[Tren Bull]

yeah gas them muther****ers.

haha, you could try doing the pyro thing and hold a lighter up to the raid can when you spray the little bastards... that should teach them

[Kärnfysikern]

haha, you could try doing the pyro thing and hold a lighter up to the raid can when you spray the little bastards... that should teach them

sounds evil but I dont want to torch my apartment just yet

[Tren Bull]

hey guess what bro? i been kickin ass in my physics class lately

[Tren Bull]

sounds evil but I dont want to torch my apartment just yet

yea, thats probably a good idea... haha, i remember back in the day i was smoking something in my bathroom wathing ants come out of the wall, so i held my lighter on them... they were freakin out smelling their brothers and sisters after i torched their bitch asses

[helium3]

Is there anything more disgusting in this world than insects? ****

im supprised at you johan i thought you were animal friendly!

[Kärnfysikern]

yea, thats probably a good idea... haha, i remember back in the day i was smoking something in my bathroom wathing ants come out of the wall, so i held my lighter on them... they were freakin out smelling their brothers and sisters after i torched their bitch asses

HEHE Im liking thise idea more and more. They should smell the burning carcasses of there comerades before they meet the same fate. Maby word will spread and they leave me alone.

im supprised at you johan i thought you were animal friendly!

Only thos with fur

[helium3]

last year i had a wasps nest in the porch roof i spayed something to put them off(not kill them)it didnt work.i was about to wipe them out and destroy the nest,but i decided they had every right to be there,they were gone come winter so i felt better for leaving them alone although i had a few close encounters especially when i went in the porch cuboard

[Kärnfysikern]

last year i had a wasps nest in the porch roof i spayed something to put them off(not kill them)it didnt work.i was about to wipe them out and destroy the nest,but i decided they had every right to be there,they were gone come winter so i felt better for leaving them alone although i had a few close encounters especially when i went in the porch cuboard

a slow death by freezing is what insects deserve!!! A quick death is to kind so you made the right chooise

[oldman]

This happens at my house every spring and then winter. I guess the weather change drives them into the house. I have tried everything but there is always a few weeks those sneaky bastards get in. I even tried just breaking their legs so they would go back and tell everyone to stay clear of my kitchen counter but no they are too darn stupid.

Funny thing is (or maybe sad) ants work together better than humans. So in that case we must destroy them all.


~Old

[Carlos_E]

Get one of these.

[helium3]

Get one of these.

[Kärnfysikern]

This happens at my house every spring and then winter. I guess the weather change drives them into the house. I have tried everything but there is always a few weeks those sneaky bastards get in. I even tried just breaking their legs so they would go back and tell everyone to stay clear of my kitchen counter but no they are too darn stupid.

Funny thing is (or maybe sad) ants work together better than humans. So in that case we must destroy them all.


~Old

I wonder wtf it takes to completey kill off a nest. Digging those ****ers upp and putting a flamethrower to the queen would be damn fun.

Get one of these.

Just hook me up with a source for those badboys

[farrebarre]

put a wet sugar cube on the floor or wherever they come from as a decoy, when they gather around it u spray them with ant posion.. or put one of those sticky paper thingys right where they come from so they get stuck

[Kärnfysikern]

put a wet sugar cube on the floor or wherever they come from as a decoy, when they gather around it u spray them with ant posion.. or put one of those sticky paper thingys right where they come from so they get stuck

I did something better I just got a few poision ant traps filled with juicy poisoned honey that they will bring home to the nest. I hope the queen bitch of the nest will enjoy the breakfast after the long winter sleep
May she die slow and painfully.

[farrebarre]

I did something better I just got a few poision ant traps filled with juicy poisoned honey that they will bring home to the nest. I hope the queen bitch of the nest will enjoy the breakfast after the long winter sleep
May she die slow and painfully.

u evil evil man, why dont u follow them ants and see where the queen is torture her infront of her troops to lower their moral..but anyways good luck with that chemical warfare of urs

[Tren Bull]

bro, you should get yourself some grants ant traps. its poison that they find irrisistable. plus, theyl bring it back to their queen, which will destroy the whole colony

[Kärnfysikern]

bro, you should get yourself some grants ant traps. its poison that they find irrisistable. plus, theyl bring it back to their queen, which will destroy the whole colony

thats exactly what I got a different brand though.

[Tren Bull]

I wonder wtf it takes to completey kill off a nest. Digging those ****ers upp and putting a flamethrower to the queen would be damn fun.

man, is it irony or what that as i read this, i was listening to the song bombtrack by rage against the machine... haha, right at the part when he says burn BURN, yes you gonna BURN!!

[Tren Bull]

thats exactly what I got a different brand though.

i hope it works bro. ive tried the raid brand ant traps and the ants completely avoided them. but the grants... dear god, they love those things. haha, i put one outside one time and for a few days it was covered with ants, then they were gone. a week or two later it was covered with ants again, then a day or two later, they wre gone too. this repeated itself until the trap was completely empty. i probably killed like 10 separate ant colonies with that

[stunner5000pt]

Just hook me up with a source for those badboys

no asking for sources read the rules

ya ants suck

but i wanna be as strong as an ant

[Pooks]

drop some acid on sugar cubes and leave them in the kitchen..
the ants will trip out and start eating each other, and they'll eat the queen ant and all the eggs.

[farrebarre]

drop some acid on sugar cubes and leave them in the kitchen..
the ants will trip out and start eating each other, and they'll eat the queen ant and all the eggs.

sounds like a plan