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  1. 05-23-2006, 01:04 PM #1
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    Do you think my girls' bikini is too tight

    I got way too much love for poking... And this girls got alot of areas to poke... She's mine and if any of you wanna fight for her step up now, son...

    She's my jelly beans... I did recommend a differnt bikini next time but she slapped me with her jabba boob... Yeah but I wasn't complain'in... Alright... gigiddy gigiddy goo...

    Rob tryed to take her away but couln't handle her so she's back and I'm feedin her now...

    be nice she's getting ready for comp... she's 52 weeks out
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  2. 05-23-2006, 01:06 PM #2
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    no man, the bikini looks just right. she's all yours though, i wouldn't want some guy trying to take that from me either
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    bro.,thats a whole lotta lovin!!!SWEEEEET
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    forgot to ask!!! she have any sisters?
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    Thats a whale of a woman sir..a whale of a woman!
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  6. 05-23-2006, 01:11 PM #6
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    Her thong covered just enough of her good stuff, nahnah action, ya know..., sweet spot...
    so I didn't have to crack any heads for hittin on her.

    Well there was that bartender... made a wise crack about loose tha zero... I grabbed her tata and layed his ass out wit it.
    almost broke his neck yo...
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    lmfao...
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  8. 05-23-2006, 01:22 PM #8
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    BOUNCER and her wear the same bikini
    well his is orange.
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    this is a strange strange thread
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  10. 05-23-2006, 01:29 PM #10
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    The wedgie is the best way to wear a bikini, nuts or no nuts.

    1. Keeps urinary track infection down due to all the air flow.
    2. Helps eliminate confusion as to where the ass crack really starts
    3. Keeps the focus on the sweet spot and helps you find the treasure and claim your prize… Jabba style
    4. easy to tea bag others
    5. lets tha nads get some sun, real sun... not that tanning bed crap

    Foofoo, my girl... she lends all her stuff out and Bouncer's like a kid in tha candy store... mouth all hangin open... gimme this, gimme that
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  11. 05-23-2006, 01:30 PM #11
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    bwhahah, thats a lot of woman....the girl in the bottom right of the first one is hot...
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  12. 05-23-2006, 01:30 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by mmaximus25

    be nice she's getting ready for comp... she's 52 weeks out
    Where is the ugly competition being held this year?



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  13. 05-23-2006, 01:30 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    bwhahah, thats a lot of woman....the girl in the bottom right of the first one is hot...
    Saw that too, lol....

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  14. 05-23-2006, 01:38 PM #14
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    That was just WRONG!! I was ready to give you an honest opinion (cuz it is summer and all) and you go and hit us like that. DAMN
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  15. 05-23-2006, 01:38 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by lucabratzi
    bwhahah, thats a lot of woman....the girl in the bottom right of the first one is hot...
    Yeah that one in tha corner... She was straight hatin tha whole time... I had to hold my girl back... If it weren't for the sour patch kids in my pocket, that girl would be a pancake talkin about... did you get tha license plate
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  16. 05-23-2006, 01:45 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Where is the ugly competition being held this year?



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    Back Yard B^tches

    It’s sponsored by Come get Sum, a very new but hardcore supp company with the latest in technology.

    Their new product line is selling like hot cakes
    New test booster called: Mine's bigger than Yours, is flying off tha shelf

    Tha latest fat burner "One in tha stink" is amazing... My foofoo is on'em now...

    Like I said she's 52 weeks out though
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  17. 05-23-2006, 01:47 PM #17
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    Looks like she's on a bulk cycle, what kinda gear is she running?
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  18. 05-23-2006, 01:50 PM #18
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    looks like you in a bikini. asshole lol
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  19. 05-23-2006, 01:53 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiotosh7
    Looks like she's on a bulk cycle, what kinda gear is she running?
    1g test wk
    2g of EQ wk
    20grams of jelly ED
    10grams butter Ed
    5g snickers
    10g bear claws

    shes trying to come in as a light heavy... I told her go for it... dreams live in pipes too...
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  20. 05-23-2006, 01:55 PM #20
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    Ohhh hell no!! What country is this in?? I saw a kid in the background, for the love of God!!! People see that stuff too young they could be scarred for life!! Oh...the tragedy of it all, the humanity!!!!
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  21. 05-23-2006, 02:01 PM #21
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    thats hot...
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  22. 05-23-2006, 02:03 PM #22
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    god damn ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by mmaximus25
    1g test wk
    2g of EQ wk
    20grams of jelly ED
    10grams butter Ed
    5g snickers
    10g bear claws

    shes trying to come in as a light heavy... I told her go for it... dreams live in pipes too...

    Sic....she looks like chewed bubble gum......My cholesterol is getting worse just looking at her
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    hot mamma
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  25. 05-23-2006, 02:24 PM #25
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    i dont see a girl in those pictures, only a walrus
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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    i dont see a girl in those pictures, only a walrus

    Knew you had a walrus fetish
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    Quote Originally Posted by taiotosh7
    Knew you had a walrus fetish
    BASTARD
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    that looks like cancun ???but yeah its too tight !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by steve0
    that looks like cancun ???but yeah its too tight !!

    Your right but I don't see a runway on her
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  30. 05-23-2006, 02:55 PM #30
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    Ok no questions... just read

    There is fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man, it is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity, it is the middle ground between light and shadow between science and superstition and it lies between the pit of mans fears and the summit of his knowledge…
    This is the dimension of imagination it is an area in which we call the twilight zone.




    The place it here... the time is now... I submit for your perusal a woman, Her name is foofoo, she is max's girl, a woman that is bound to her urges of high caloric intake. A woman that has gone through tremendous gawking and hurtful remarks due to her munching camel toe and bloated body, a woman that has simply fit 52 weeks into 24 hrs and can no longer keep men’s hands off of her... Unaware and oozing hotness she is about to enter the Twilight Zone

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  31. 05-23-2006, 03:01 PM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
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    Miz we're use to seeing your prettiness in tha Avatar... I don’t like that wascally wabbit all muscled up you got on there.

    He does have more butt hair than I do though...

    I say down with the new Avat...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    Where is the ugly competition being held this year?



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    Yo Mama's house....

    J/k bro, i know you appreciate a good Yo Mama burn as much as i do...I hope...
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  33. 05-23-2006, 03:12 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teabagger
    Ohhh hell no!! What country is this in?? I saw a kid in the background, for the love of God!!! People see that stuff too young they could be scarred for life!! Oh...the tragedy of it all, the humanity!!!!
    I guess I would be worried about where this is too if I had a curious kid googling around...
    Thats not exactly the kinda camel toe you wanna make first contact with, whether it be your eyes or something else...

    Up close in other pics she is a bit over run...

    I just dont know what would possess a gal to wear a bikini like such out in open... perhaps a joke, lost bet... but surely not becasue they think its hot stuff, right
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    Quote Originally Posted by PeteyK
    this is a strange strange thread
    Lol yes.. yes it is... but you'll get used to it
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    Quote Originally Posted by BADASS323
    forgot to ask!!! she have any sisters?

    she did but I think she got eaten.. Survival of the fattest you know.. Or is that fittest?


    I just woke up and this is the first post I saw.. Thanks.. dam


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  36. 05-23-2006, 03:20 PM #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by needmorestrength
    Lol yes.. yes it is... but you'll get used to it
    What's that supposed to mean ... Let he with sparkly shiney teeth and without crude joking manners cast tha first stone...

    I've seen you NeedsMore... I've seen you!...
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    Why no pictures of the beautiful couple together? lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXIMA5
    Why no pictures of the beautiful couple together? lol.
    I'm right there, we just like to play this game called eclipse me if you can.


    she hates it when I squirm out of her camel toe though...
    SHe doesn't like that at all...some times she's like you're too ugly to be seen with, so I lower my head and run off... but not before I give her a hella wedgie.... haha yeah she giggles and screams and then we make up
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    Bet if you tried to have sex with that you'd swallowed in one bite by the monster cooch.
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    i can understand you wanted her to cover up more, cuz i'd be jealous to if i were u. you really now how to pulle em
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