I'm going through myspace emailing all of the skinny guys asking why their profiles have bodybuilder listed as body type.
Yes, I am bored!
Yes, I am an asshole!
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I'm going through myspace emailing all of the skinny guys asking why their profiles have bodybuilder listed as body type.
Yes, I am bored!
Yes, I am an asshole!
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Last edited by Carlos_E; 06-26-2006 at 04:57 PM.
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hahaha, have fun
Damn bro it must be really ruff being a gay male your size. You put a lot of effort into finding a good guy. If you were strait you'd probably have 9,999 girls.
If I put in the effort you do I'd get at least 3-4 girls!
Originally Posted by Carlos_E
awesome bro.you definitely got too much time on your hands, but that's just hilarious.
i really know what you're feeling though. some people are just such a joke. they'll weight like 150lbs at 5'11 and claim they're a bodybuilder. are you kidding me?
those little boys need to stop working out in their parents basement and take a look in the real world where people know how to actually grow muscles.
lol.... poor skinny kids. they gonna sign on and cry.
Originally Posted by Carlos_E
I love it!!![]()
well, how do you do it? please, share your secrets....Originally Posted by J-Dogg
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Gay men are vain. If they lift and you're in better shape than them they will ignore you. By acknowledging you, it's admitting that you're in better shape and it's a blow to their ego. The bigger I get the more bitchy they get.Originally Posted by J-Dogg
When I go out clubbing, If I go to a straight club I get WAAAAY more compliments from straight guys than I do at a gay club. I have more fun in straight clubs to.
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I created a myspace page thinking I might meet other gay guys who compete. So far all of the friends listed are straight. I have a few pros who linked as a friend which is cool. I've already hit them up for advice.I'm not going to ask too many questions. I don't want to be a pest.
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Originally Posted by Carlos_E
I can tell we have a lot in common, I like strait clubs better too!
I only know 2 gay guys, but neither of them lift. When I first met them though they were both either scared or intimidated by me. I think because they figured I would be mean to them though.
And no secrets on how to pick up women, the best way though is probably front like you are loaded. You get what you want, and they leave you alone when they find out you are broke![]()
How is it coming along carlos? Judging from what you posted not good?
My space is pretty cool. I'm meeting a lot of guys who compete.Originally Posted by FaizakaFez
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I keep getting requests from girls who run these webcams and nudity shit.
DENIED all of them, f*ck that stupid shit.
~SC~
Myspace sucks. That sight is so slow and people put to much crap on the page. I had a page set up. But i kepped getting B.S e-mail and everyone was trying to sell me something.
that's my boyfriendOriginally Posted by Carlos_E
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You may have to fight Carlos for him Miz. I think Carlos likes that pose the best.....lOLOL J/K Carlos, you know we luv ya!!!Originally Posted by Mizfit
The scary part that little jump suit is dingy like it's been worn several times.
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yeah i'm getting sick of that crap!Originally Posted by SwoleCat
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There is some big mutherfukkers on there. Don't know how many are actually who they claim to be but they are huge as fukk whoever they are.
I like my space. I'll start hitting everyone up here ok.
yeah thats why im not on myspace
who here is on myspace?
Originally Posted by Carlos_E
Classic.
is it because the bigger one automatically gets to be the 'boy?'Originally Posted by Carlos_E
No. The pro football player I dated was 6'7" 350 and he was a big bottom so who does who has nothing to do with body type.Originally Posted by J.S.N.
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larry allen?
lol j/k
Is Larry Allen White? No, wrong guy.Originally Posted by J.S.N.
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THere was a fat gay guy on myspace who wanted to add me and he went under teh name "KOCKZILLA".....I almost puked..... I mean, I have nothing against gay people really, but I hate something so blatant like that. I mean is that name necessary???
THere was a fat gay guy on myspace who wanted to add me and he went under teh name "KOCKZILLA".....I almost puked..... I mean, I have nothing against gay people really, but I hate something so blatant like that. I mean is that name necessary???
Are you asking me? I have no idea what he deems necessary. You should ask him.Originally Posted by spound
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Wait a second ... You're from Bonerville and you're complaining about someone named Kockzilla.Originally Posted by spound
... uh huh.
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now thats funny...Originally Posted by Carlos_E
straight ppl lie too, u should see how many ladies decsribe themselves as slim or petite lol
Carlos.. - STOP MOWING MY LAWN!
hrm going to go out on a limb here and assume "KOCKZILLA" was in created in referance to the GIANT lizard that eats people and going to also assume the word "KOCKZILLA" would associate the word "GIANT" and "KOCK" and probably not mean "Cockgobbler".![]()
Originally Posted by Carlos_E
haha, i bet that fool thinks hes real swole. that tough guy smile is makin me want to kick him in the face. i hate pinner ass guys that think they are big bad asses
i doubt he thinks he is tough, he is probably just did it in jest. damn I have to go throw up now - I never throw up after a chest workout, but that clen is making me all shaky n sh*tOriginally Posted by Tren Bull
Originally Posted by Superhuman
haha yea ive been there bro. clen makes me shake like a crackhead.
ive never puked cause of it though
yeah, it was a false alarm - no puke (thank god, because I would've wasted a perfectly good protein shake). this stuff really works - much much better than ephedra
Originally Posted by Superhuman
ive never used ephedra, but i have taken clen 7-8 times. sh_t makes me shake pretty bad for the first few weeks, but it definately does what its supposed to do.
my skin is already starting to look paper-thin after only 3 days of clen. I love this stuff!
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