Results 1 to 20 of 20

Thread: My butt is on fire

Hybrid View

Previous Post Previous Post   Next Post Next Post
  1. 07-16-2006, 09:51 AM #1
    Johny-too-small's Avatar
    Johny-too-small
    Johny-too-small is offline Vive Memor Leti
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Sam's Club
    Posts
    4,034

    Angry My butt is on fire

    Last night I went to a hot wing-eating contest. You had to eat 12 flaming a$$ hot wings in under 6 minutes. The Prize: an orange T-shirt and your picture taken to be put on the wall.

    I won. 12 wings in 67 seconds. The wings were so hot, my endorphins kicked in and I felt stoned for about an hour after. I didn’t intend on getting drunk, but my mouth was burning so bad that I couldn’t stop pounding beers.

    This morning was my worst ever. I found myself holding on to the toilet for dear life. My whole body was shaking! I had goose bumps!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 07-16-2006, 09:55 AM #2
    lucabratzi's Avatar
    lucabratzi
    lucabratzi is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Location
    ny/florida
    Posts
    4,107
    hahah, i bet ur thinking **** that orange tee why the **** did i do that....
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 07-16-2006, 09:59 AM #3
    Johny-too-small's Avatar
    Johny-too-small
    Johny-too-small is offline Vive Memor Leti
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Location
    Sam's Club
    Posts
    4,034
    I will wear that tee with pride, a sign of battle.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 07-16-2006, 02:25 PM #4
    MrMeathead's Avatar
    MrMeathead
    MrMeathead is offline Member
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    psss. over here! ;)
    Posts
    539
    Quote Originally Posted by Johny-too-small
    I will wear that tee with pride, a sign of battle.
    Haha! Be proud bro. lol.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 07-16-2006, 10:01 AM #5
    IronFreakX's Avatar
    IronFreakX
    IronFreakX is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    U.S.A.
    Posts
    7,560
    Imagine if you had anal that would hurt like a M-Fer

    Damn I miss hot sauce, that shit is addictive!!! esp on wings...mmm
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 07-16-2006, 02:07 PM #6
    DutchCowboy's Avatar
    DutchCowboy
    DutchCowboy is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    285
    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Imagine if you had anal that would hurt like a M-Fer
    WTF?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 07-16-2006, 03:07 PM #7
    DutchCowboy's Avatar
    DutchCowboy
    DutchCowboy is offline Associate Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    285
    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Imagine if you had anal that would hurt like a M-Fer
    Still............WTF? Why would a guy be having anal?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 07-16-2006, 03:08 PM #8
    IronFreakX's Avatar
    IronFreakX
    IronFreakX is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    U.S.A.
    Posts
    7,560
    Quote Originally Posted by DutchCowboy
    Still............WTF? Why would a guy be having anal?
    Some guys are gay and some gay guys have anal.

    Is it clear now??

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 07-16-2006, 03:59 PM #9
    Carlos_E's Avatar
    Carlos_E
    Carlos_E is offline National Level Bodybuilder/Hall of Famer/RETIRED
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    NYC
    Posts
    17,629
    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Some guys are gay and some gay guys have anal.

    Is it clear now??

    You are weird.
    Muscle Asylum Project Athlete
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 07-16-2006, 04:09 PM #10
    IronFreakX's Avatar
    IronFreakX
    IronFreakX is offline Banned
    Join Date
    Dec 2004
    Location
    U.S.A.
    Posts
    7,560
    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    You are weird.
    Why?

    I think he is speaking from experience. He used hot sauce as lube.
    The guy was saying his butt is on fire, Ive eaten a shit load of jalapenos and hot sauce so I know, imagine if someone had anal during that time thats what I meant!
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 07-16-2006, 03:08 PM #11
    MrMeathead's Avatar
    MrMeathead
    MrMeathead is offline Member
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Location
    psss. over here! ;)
    Posts
    539
    Quote Originally Posted by DutchCowboy
    Still............WTF? Why would a guy be having anal?
    To each his own.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 07-16-2006, 03:55 PM #12
    scriptfactory's Avatar
    scriptfactory
    scriptfactory is offline Anabolic Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Germany
    Posts
    1,553
    Quote Originally Posted by IronFreakX
    Imagine if you had anal that would hurt like a M-Fer

    Damn I miss hot sauce, that shit is addictive!!! esp on wings...mmm
    That's one of the most random responses I've seen in a long time.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 07-16-2006, 04:05 PM #13
    Carlos_E's Avatar
    Carlos_E
    Carlos_E is offline National Level Bodybuilder/Hall of Famer/RETIRED
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    NYC
    Posts
    17,629
    Quote Originally Posted by scriptfactory
    That's one of the most random responses I've seen in a long time.
    I think he is speaking from experience. He used hot sauce as lube.
    Muscle Asylum Project Athlete
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules