weirdest places you fell asleep at

[big L 17]

i was listeing to the radio this moring and they were talken about some of the weridest and funniest places they fell alseep.

i passed out in the whataburger drive through on halloween and yes i did get arressted for it.what about yall

[chest6]

I fall asleep in the shower standing up sumtimes...when i wake up im all startled and i almost fall

[spencer]

prob a prison cell or the doorstep or the bus.
its not a weird place but when you wake up with a bad hangover they seem pretty weird lol

[Phreak101]

On a trampoline 3 towns away from my college in someone's fenced backyard...I dont remember how I got there, I just remember the guy who owned the house being very pissed off when I woke up...

[perfectbeast2001]

I took my kid to a lazer quest place with his friends. I was hungover. When my kid finished he came and woke me up in the lobby. I had been asleep and there was a bit of sick down my jumper.

[Mizfit]

a concert

[305GUY]

strip clubs
clubs
jail cells
parked at red lights
peoples front lawn
peoples backyards



yeah i had a problem with xanax for a few years

[Foskamink]

not a weird spot but weird non the less.. i woke up asleep in my gfs bed at like 5am while she was asleep on the floor next to me..

[lucabratzi]

driving home from miami and driving home from nyc...not very wierd but scary as hell..

[Hackamaniac]

No where...I can't fall asleep easily and never pass out form alchy...

[JohnboyF]

in the movies nothing special

[Grappler13]

I caught the last train of the night and missed my stop so I ended up in waking up at the Versailles station. Obvouiously I was already tired and then I had to walk about twenty miles back to Paris. Long, long night.

[NOREGRETS]

On a bench in the Tropicana after being up for two days. I was so discombobulated when I woke, that I had no idea what was going on for ten minutes. Since I wasn't listed as a guest (room was under friend) I was escorted out by 6 state troopers. I than realize that it was my hotel after several minutes of walking on the boardwalk.

Other Places:
Doctor Office
Dentist Office
Clients Office
Car
Work
Various Lawns and Streets
Bars

[l2elapse]

i was at a friends house and i woke up past out in my car at a park

[aadrenaline]

last night went to montley crue and aerosmith at jones beach..for those of you from ny...well lets say i drank a little much way before it started and wound up sleeping in the parking lot on my face..listening to girls girls girls..it was horrible....i got the tickets for free so i figured id go and have fun but it turned out to be the opposite

[chest6]

Dentist chair..
GFs bed when dad came in at 7am and kicked me out in my boxers

[QuieTSToRM33]

i went to visit some bro's at SUNY Albany ........... got so trashed that night ............ woke up the next day at Siena College (in Albany as well), but had no clue where the hell i was

[Football_Bill]

Bathroom at a bar, and the toilet. SO drunk I had to sit to pee, and didn't get up till the cleaning lady woke me at 4AM.

[AnabolicAndre]

a bus stop.

and my current best friend's apt but at the time i had no idea who he was and after way too much tequila and trying to solicite a prostitute, stealing a ginormous box of SYSCO apple sauce(was being delivered to the school caft.) I woke up on his couch with empty applesauce containers all around me.

[paulzane]

Well not me but my friend fell asleep on his motor bike (that is what the police reckoned anyway). The trouble was the last time I looked at the speedo he was doing 90 mph and we were coming up to an "S" bend. Needless to say we went straight on and we did some damage to our bodies and the bike! Got a lift in an ambulance to the hospital and back home later that night.

[zimmy]

side of a freeway... i apparently was driving home and decided i was to drunk to drive so i pulled over to crash. I woke up in the grass so apparently i either got sick and went to vomit in the grass and then passed out there or i thought it was more comfy than my ta... :P

[XmotorX]

I layed down on the kitchen floor of our house when I was young, cause it was cool, and fell asleep, my mom came in and woke me up, confused cause there was carpeted floor like 6 in. away. Haha. Whatever.

[drdeath613]

i fell asleep in the jon on a airplain

[aadrenaline]

i went to visit some bro's at SUNY Albany ........... got so trashed that night ............ woke up the next day at Siena College (in Albany as well), but had no clue where the hell i was

HAHAHAHA yeah man SUNY Albany has that affect on people...


i have some good college wakeup stories but i dont think they can be discussed here

[big L 17]

i fell asleep in a cab one night,on the floor, one night after the club i was wasted my freind drove my car to her house its a 20mins drive she said it took almost a hr cuz i stoped at every stop sign to throw up. i then threw up in the back seat and wake up in her front yard without a shirt at 6 in the moring

[collar]

my bed.

[godkilla]

back in high school i was hammered outta my mind and i passed out in the middle of a make out session. i remember making out with the girl, but not falling asleep on her......boy was she pissed.

[s14358g]

Had a buddy get sick and puke out of my car. Of course is sprayed all down the side. So Before I got home I stopped at an automatic car wash and of course, fell asleep while it was running. Woke up three hours later. LOL

[dedic8ed1]

I fell asleep at a redlight once and I woke up to the sound of a loud ass horn from a car on the side of me,xanax and driving I don't recomend it

[STYLE74]

I fall asleep in the shower standing up sumtimes...when i wake up im all startled and i almost fall

Standing up for me as well, but i was at work when i was on the night shift from 7pm to 5am....

[solid-d]

One time my friend passed out in the movies.. And it was pretty quite in there, then his cell phone goes off while hes alseep. Still doesnt wake up.. Then it goes off again, and everyone is starting to get pissed because when it went off, it rang about 6-7times.. Then it goes of again ringing for 6-7times, then again.. Well he eventually wakes up on his own just before the movie was over.. His first words where, 'That was a good movie'.. Boy, that was funny.. Then he was like, 'oh I got 4 missed calls'..

[scriptfactory]

I took my kid to a lazer quest place with his friends. I was hungover. When my kid finished he came and woke me up in the lobby. I had been asleep and there was a bit of sick down my jumper.

Nothing says "Dad" like vomiting on yourself in a Lazer Quest lobby.

[Red Ketchup]

Garbage chute

At a student-rez party back in my college days, got so smashed I passed out (fell asleep?) in the rez hallway... my "good friends" picked me up and put in in the garbage chute closet.

(every floor had this tiny little closet with a garbage chute on the wall... they wedged me in this closet and I woke up the next morning when people started to bring trash man I stank of garbage!)

Red

[Iron-man]

Under my car back in high school. It was in the driveway with the front wheels up on ramps & had a drop light so I could see. I was under it changing the clutch & rear U-joints at like 2am. I was too greasy to stop & clean up & start over the next day, so I sleep for about 3hrs, woke at 5am & finished the job.

[dan991]

Blackjack table. Mirage Casino, Las Vegas. Did I mention I in a plant in the lobby....

Damn free drinks....

[THE_DOME]

at the casino table is funny,

i love falling asleep in a tanning beb.

i got kicked out of mandalay bay for sleeping at the bar

[dan991]

at the casino table is funny,

They didn't think so. lol They were nice about it though. They helped me to my room and also locked up my chips for me so I wouldn't lose them. I had like $8K in chips and security took them until the morning. The dealer said the next day that she was shuffling and dealt me a hand and everyone was pissed when it was my turn cause i was snoring. LOL

[THE_DOME]

damn 8k thats crazy money

[PROTEINSHAKE]

my buddy fell asleep(passed out) in my den while he was um ,lets say, down south on some chick...I know b/c she came upstairs all pissed off yellin @ me(in the hot tub w her friend ...."whats wrong with your friggin buddy-what an asshole"--so I went in the den & he was out cold on his back.HAHA.

[Lavinco]

I once fell asleep in a tree while hunting for deer.

My ass was propped up on this board I nailed in the tree while I rested my feet on a branch below.

I fell asleep with my knuckles on my cheeks and had a dream that I was falling so I naturally flinched. Suddenly my dream was true as I grabbed for the branch my feet rested on, on the way down.

The branch swung me in a horizontal position when I hit the ground HARD with my gun landing on me.

The fall was about 15 feet and it was the only time in my life where I actually got my lights knocked out while still awake but not able to breathe.

I was ****ing stupid for ever falling asleep in a tree.