The hooker
A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout hooker
catches his eye.
He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How
much?"
Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."
Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that
kind of money!"
The hooker says, "Do you see that Irish Bar on the corner?"
"Yes."< BR>
"Well," says the hooker smiling invitingly, "I own it, and I own it
because I give a hand-job that's worth $500."
Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try." They retire to a
nearby motel.
A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he
just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.
He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose a blow-job is $1000?"
The hooker replies, "$1500."
"$1500, no blow-job could be worth that much."
The hooker replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you
see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And
I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1500."
The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, says,
"Sign me up."
Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than
before.
He can scarcely believe it, but, he feels he truly got his money's
worth.
He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and
unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker, 'How much for some
pussy?"
The hooker says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the
whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful
lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?"
"Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?"
"No," the hooker replies, "but I would if I had a pussy."
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