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  1. 10-20-2006, 04:07 PM #1
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    Pretty Nasty But Sure You Guys Can Relate

    So basically, I need some advice on the best approach for removing the hair around my back door. Thanks to my Irishness it is quite hairy and it likes to trap you know what. I've tried many techniques, but alas, the trap continues to work. I'm afraid to use a razor, cause I don't want to cut anything down there. I'm also kind of scared to wax it cause it will hurt like shit... Lol... Any suggestions?
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    C'mon be a man and wax it bro,your tan is gonna look like shit without it ,but you said your irish so you probably don't tan well.Get your girl if you have one to nair your back it stinks but it works.
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    Oh well, I guess I will wax it, lol. What's some good wax to buy and where do i get it at?
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    veet or nair
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    Nair your ass just be careful around the brown star.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doctadank
    veet or nair
    Nair? by his asshole, damn you must hate this guy... lol
    Just wax it.
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    this is spa material.
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    Wtf is Veet or Nair... Oh well, guess I'll google it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LawMan018
    Wtf is Veet or Nair... Oh well, guess I'll google it...
    They r cream hair removers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    They r cream hair removers

    and they will burn you a new one......
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    I wouldn't reccomend you use nair because that area is way too sensitive...

    But here is what I suggest if you would like to live with it.. (This is what I do)
    When you go to take a crap, keep the seat up and perform a partial squat so your cheeks are 10 inches from the bowl.

    Then spread your ass cheeks apart when you move your bowels. It should make it alot less messy.


    Hope this helps man.
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    Nair is da devil.

    I accendently got nair on my nips and the swelled up , bled , and pussed for an entire week when I was at the beach lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by salmon1
    I wouldn't reccomend you use nair because that area is way too sensitive...

    But here is what I suggest if you would like to live with it.. (This is what I do)
    When you go to take a crap, keep the seat up and perform a partial squat so your cheeks are 10 inches from the bowl.

    Then spread your ass cheeks apart when you move your bowels. It should make it alot less messy.


    Hope this helps man.

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    I just did what I described in post #11 and it really reduced the mess
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    I can't relate at all. That's ****ing gross though.
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    I'm Irish and don't have a hairy ass....I musta got lucky...any tips for tanning though? I look like casper the ****ing ghost ALL THE TIME.
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    Quote Originally Posted by salmon1
    I wouldn't reccomend you use nair because that area is way too sensitive...

    But here is what I suggest if you would like to live with it.. (This is what I do)
    When you go to take a crap, keep the seat up and perform a partial squat so your cheeks are 10 inches from the bowl.

    Then spread your ass cheeks apart when you move your bowels. It should make it alot less messy.


    Hope this helps man.
    wtf.....dude how would you come up with such a thing?????
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    Quote Originally Posted by LawMan018
    Wtf is Veet or Nair... Oh well, guess I'll google it...
    I use nair when I shave. Just don't shove it all the way up there. Put it on the side of your hand and rub it across your butt crack. Don't separate your cheeks and get it all the way in there. It's not difficult.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    this is spa material.
    Moved
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
    wtf.....dude how would you come up with such a thing?????
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    i'm rakes twin???? that's preposterous.......you must be talkin about that other guy
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
    i'm rakes twin???? that's preposterous.......you must be talkin about that other guy
    He was refering to Salmon not you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
    i'm rakes twin???? that's preposterous.......you must be talkin about that other guy
    salmon1 is rake's twin. They both make the same kind of comments. "Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    salmon1 is rake's twin. They both make the same kind of comments. "Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?"
    When did you first notice the similarities between the two??

    Why did you post so many WHY'S??
























    LMFAO!!!!!!!!
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    nair works better when you heat it up in the microwave, some people have told me this makes it burn worse but i have very unsensitve skin and it only take like 3 mins to melt the hair off.
    for the ass though id suggest not spreading your cheeks when you put the nair on, then after you've showered and dried get an electric razor and touch up in between. im not afraid of the burning, but i dont like that sticky nair feeling i get on my skin for a couple days after i use it, especially between my butcheeks. with a razor it doesnt happen, but with nair my but cheeks stick together when i walk for a few days and i hate it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    nair works better when you heat it up in the microwave, some people have told me this makes it burn worse but i have very unsensitve skin and it only take like 3 mins to melt the hair off.
    for the ass though id suggest not spreading your cheeks when you put the nair on, then after you've showered and dried get an electric razor and touch up in between. im not afraid of the burning, but i dont like that sticky nair feeling i get on my skin for a couple days after i use it, especially between my butcheeks. with a razor it doesnt happen, but with nair my but cheeks stick together when i walk for a few days and i hate it.
    Have you noticed when you shave your ass your farts are louder? With hair back there the air can escape and they're silent. Without hair the air gets trapped, bounces around then explodes out giving a firecracker effect.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellmask
    Nair is da devil.

    I accendently got nair on my nips and the swelled up , bled , and pussed for an entire week when I was at the beach lol.
    I hear that. When I naired my chest, I burnt my nipples bad. Now I know not to put it on my nipples.

    I might have to try this nair on the butt thing. I'm extreamly hairy, but I would pretty much have to nair everything then. Legs, arms, back, chest, butt, ect...

    That's alot of work.

    I think I'll keep my fur through the winter, and try nairing everything in the spring time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    salmon1 is rake's twin. They both make the same kind of comments. "Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?"
    oh......haha...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Have you noticed when you shave your ass your farts are louder? With hair back there the air can escape and they're silent. Without hair the air gets trapped, bounces around then explodes out giving a firecracker effect.


    ...sorry if that was TMI.
    LMAO. My missis thought they were louder due to my new leather computer chair!! Little does she know......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I use nair when I shave. Just don't shove it all the way up there. Put it on the side of your hand and rub it across your butt crack. Don't separate your cheeks and get it all the way in there. It's not difficult.
    doesnt it BURN?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stunner5000pt
    doesnt it BURN?
    No because I leave it on that area for such a short time. I nair my entire body and I do balls & butt last so it's on for the shortest amount of time. If I feel it getting warm I remove it from there first. When you do your butt don't shove the cream all the way up there. Just kinda smooth it on the outside area where the hair grows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Have you noticed when you shave your ass your farts are louder? With hair back there the air can escape and they're silent. Without hair the air gets trapped, bounces around then explodes out giving a firecracker effect.


    ...sorry if that was TMI.

    LMFAO, I think it's time to do some manscapping!!
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