Had a pretty amusing weekend on the door. One of my colleagues is a bit of a ladies man. He is always chatting up girls and he usually pulls models and real goog lookers. He has been speaking to various girls over the internet. On saturday he gets a text from one of these internet girls saying she was inside the club. He was like "WTF!" so he asks her to come over. Now he has only ever seen a pic of her face before and spoken on the phone. The girl comes over she is FAT. Big wobbly belly hanging out between her top and hipster jeans. She looked like a muffin all busting over the top of her jeans. My firend just says hi and tells her he will pop back in later to see her. She texts him from inside the club saying "what do you think of me?" HAHA he didn't know what the helll to say so he hid. She left in tears!!
A bit later a drunk guy was being agressive in the club. I asked him to leave but he said "**** off im dancing" so we dragged him out and dumped him on his ass. He gets up and starts being indignant and making kind of veiled threats then he leans all over one of the clubs potted fearns. So i tell him to clear off but he wont. I grab him and throw him hard onto his back. He lays there in front of the club and refuses to move while phoning his tough mates. I called colleague to bring water. Colleague comes out and emptys champagne bucket of water over idiot!!! HAHA he left because his teeth started chattering!!
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