Get Ready to Laugh @ Me!

[Superhuman]

I went on a date last night and it was probably one of the WORST nights of my life!

Here's what transpired:

After I get done working out I call this girl who wanted to go to dinner and we decide to meet at this Thai resturaunt. (She lives 30min away so she didn't want me to drive all the way out there to pick her up). So I'm all shaky still from my workout (which most people would probably interpret as me being nervous, which I wasn't) and I drive in my parents' nice car over to the Thai place and meet her in the parking lot. All of a sudden I realize that I FORGOT MY WALLET! So she rides back with me to my house and I pull up in the driveway and get my wallet out of my beat-up truck. She immediately asks me if the truck is mine so I tell her the truth.

We head over to the Thai place and by the time we get there it's POURING rain. I didn't have an umbrella so she gets soaking wet! Soon after we get into the resturaunt I realize that I LEFT MY LIGHTS ON so I have to go back outside and turn them off. We start to eat and since my hands are shaky I spill this black sauce all and STAIN MY WHITE SHIRT AND MY JEANS. We finish eating and while we talk I realize that she has absolutely no personality AND she has a 5 year old son. She then asks me how old I am, so I tell her I'm 19 (she's 25) and then she gets real quiet...

The bill comes and while I'm figuring out the tip she interupts me and asks "how much percentage do you leave?" so it screws up my math and I have to start over. I ended up putting the total on the tip line and she corrects me "YOU PUT IT ON THE WRONG LINE!". it's not going well...

so she follows me back to my place and I change my shirt/pants, then we head over to the club. We hang out and have a couple drinks and she starts yawning and sh*t. I'm really pissed at this point because A. I made a fool of myself and B. she's got the personality of a brick. After about an hour I look at her and say, "DO YOU WANT TO GO HOME?" and she's like yeah I'm pretty tired. So I walk her out to her car quickly and say "DRIVE SAFE HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!" in a sarcastic tone and walk off.

So in summary:
1. I forgot my wallet and had to drive home to get it
2. She got soaking wet in the rain
3. I spill black sauce all over my white shirt
4. She finds out how old I am
5. She corrects me when I'm signing the bill
6. THE DATE F*CKING SUCKED!!!

i'm so tired of dating. I'm seriously thinking about moving out to california and getting into porn

[zodiac666]

The bill comes and while I'm figuring out the tip she interupts me and asks "how much percentage do you leave?" so it screws up my math and I have to start over. I ended up putting the total on the tip line and she corrects me "YOU PUT IT ON THE WRONG LINE!". it's not going well...

i do that every fvcking time i go out to eat, end up scribbling/scratching on it and handing the waitress a tattered little sheet of paper she can barley read.

yea, that sounds like a real waste of a night and a couple bucks, better luck next time.

[gixxerboy1]

is this the same girl from last week you really liked

[Superhuman]

is this the same girl from last week you really liked

nah this is a different girl, but they look a lot a like and ;they'r the same age. I dropped $60 on dinner for nothing

[goodcents]

nah this is a different girl, but they look a lot a like and ;they'r the same age. I dropped $60 on dinner for nothing

Hell I've spent more than that before and never got nothing



















oh wait, I did hit it that night

[goodcents]

So what's up with the chic that you posted a pic of? Are you cheating?

[goodcents]

The bltch got a free dinner out of you

[Prada]

i'm so tired of dating. I'm seriously thinking about moving out to california and getting into porn

[DSM4Life]

Thats rough.

I had a date with my right hand and things always go as planned with no talking afterwards

[Prada]

P.S.-Don forget to hook me up with Chloe Jones, in Cali.
Tell her your handsome and sexy AR friend hinds her cute.

[goodcents]

Thats rough.

I had a date with my right hand and things always go as planned with no talking afterwards

Mine always ask for more

[audis4]

That sucks, my last g/f had NO personality what so ever and dropped her quick!

p.s. your huge for 19!!

[bor]

yepp deff huge for 19!!!!!

the story is great though

[SVTMuscle*]

lol damn man, that def blows.... i woulda kicked her in her teeth if she corrected me on the bill like that! well not really, but that sucks... that def deserves a myspace comment for you haha

[STYLE74]

What? You said get ready to laugh at you!



























































J/K Don't sweat it bro, we all have our bad days/dates. The part that would have bothered me the most is forgetting the wallet. She could have thought that you wanted her to pay or something like that.

[Superhuman]

So what's up with the chic that you posted a pic of? Are you cheating?

nah, I only went on a date with that girl and we might hang out again. I think that one was disappointed because I didn't even try to kiss her (for once I thought I might be a gentleman and not try to get laid )

[Superhuman]

The bltch got a free dinner out of you

yeah and what's worse is that we had 3 containers full of leftovers because she hardly ate any of it!

[Superhuman]

That sucks, my last g/f had NO personality what so ever and dropped her quick!

p.s. your huge for 19!!

thanks bro, I try!

[Sage]

next time take them to the lounge, start out with the appetizers first and tell the waiter to come back when we ready to order, by that time my dates are always full just from the appetizers alone and they never end up hitting the entree menu so dinners usually run me $40 max along with drinks LoL.

I personally enjoy dating allot, but thats a funny story.

[Mizfit]

She sounds like a bit of a bitch.. better for u you find out on the first date

[Superhuman]

She sounds like a bit of a bitch.. better for u you find out on the first date

yeah and she should have felt honored to have me interested in her! doesn't she know I'm superhuman? j/k

[Kale]

I went on a date last night and it was probably one of the WORST nights of my life!

Here's what transpired:

After I get done working out I call this girl who wanted to go to dinner and we decide to meet at this Thai resturaunt. (She lives 30min away so she didn't want me to drive all the way out there to pick her up). So I'm all shaky still from my workout (which most people would probably interpret as me being nervous, which I wasn't) and I drive in my parents' nice car over to the Thai place and meet her in the parking lot. All of a sudden I realize that I FORGOT MY WALLET! So she rides back with me to my house and I pull up in the driveway and get my wallet out of my beat-up truck. She immediately asks me if the truck is mine so I tell her the truth.

We head over to the Thai place and by the time we get there it's POURING rain. I didn't have an umbrella so she gets soaking wet! Soon after we get into the resturaunt I realize that I LEFT MY LIGHTS ON so I have to go back outside and turn them off. We start to eat and since my hands are shaky I spill this black sauce all and STAIN MY WHITE SHIRT AND MY JEANS. We finish eating and while we talk I realize that she has absolutely no personality AND she has a 5 year old son. She then asks me how old I am, so I tell her I'm 19 (she's 25) and then she gets real quiet...

The bill comes and while I'm figuring out the tip she interupts me and asks "how much percentage do you leave?" so it screws up my math and I have to start over. I ended up putting the total on the tip line and she corrects me "YOU PUT IT ON THE WRONG LINE!". it's not going well...

so she follows me back to my place and I change my shirt/pants, then we head over to the club. We hang out and have a couple drinks and she starts yawning and sh*t. I'm really pissed at this point because A. I made a fool of myself and B. she's got the personality of a brick. After about an hour I look at her and say, "DO YOU WANT TO GO HOME?" and she's like yeah I'm pretty tired. So I walk her out to her car quickly and say "DRIVE SAFE HAVE A GOOD NIGHT!" in a sarcastic tone and walk off.

So in summary:
1. I forgot my wallet and had to drive home to get it
2. She got soaking wet in the rain
3. I spill black sauce all over my white shirt
4. She finds out how old I am
5. She corrects me when I'm signing the bill
6. THE DATE F*CKING SUCKED!!!

i'm so tired of dating. I'm seriously thinking about moving out to california and getting into porn

Well you sure have the credentials

[chest6]

at least ur going on dates


Good story tho

[zodiac666]

at least ur going on dates

ditto

[Rye_guy]

ha, sorry to hear man! Ive had my share of bad dates as well... usually fairly similar, cept the one girl that got drunk at dinner, she packed back like 6 drinks and started annoyin the other patrons, i was soo embarrased, and she couldnt figure out why i woudlnt see her again...

I mean, I like wild, semi trashey girls, but when they talk more like a sailor than I do, its kinda a turn off...

[wascaptain5214]

super...........she has a kid, so at least u know she put out. good luck on your next adventure, keep us posted

[Schmidty]

Dony get into porn because you gota pull out all the time and that is worse than anything

[Superhuman]

Dony get into porn because you gota pull out all the time and that is worse than anything

nah man haven't u seen the creampie movies?

honestly, unless it's a girl I really care about I'd rather pull out and bust on her face

[Schmidty]

nah man haven't u seen the creampie movies?

honestly, unless it's a girl I really care about I'd rather pull out and bust on her face

hahaha i have only done that to two girls and they were the only two actual girls i have ever cared about.

[Superhuman]

hahaha i have only done that to two girls and they were the only two actual girls i have ever cared about.

lol basically what I'm saying is I will only cum inside a girl I care about usually - because I would hate to have a kid with a girl I didn't! (i use protection, but it's still EVEN safer if u pull out and u use a condom).

[taiboxa]

i woulda calld that a good date by my standards ><

[Schmidty]

lol basically what I'm saying is I will only cum inside a girl I care about usually - because I would hate to have a kid with a girl I didn't! (i use protection, but it's still EVEN safer if u pull out and u use a condom).

I have actually only cum in two girls with no condom,one is the girl i lost my virginity two and the other is my girl but i have also cum on her face and her butt in her butt in her mouth and in and on her vagina. oh oh oh and her belly button,that was a good time we have that on video and we are laughing saying that it is a puddle of Alex in her belly button.

[Superhuman]

I have actually only cum in two girls with no condom,one is the girl i lost my virginity two and the other is my girl but i have also cum on her face and her butt in her butt in her mouth and in and on her vagina. oh oh oh and her belly button,that was a good time we have that on video and we are laughing saying that it is a puddle of Alex in her belly button.

hahaha i love cumming inside and watching it drip out for some reason - 1 time I ate my ex out afterwards

i've only cum inside a girl's ass once and that was one of the puerto rican girls i talked about before

[goodcents]

hahaha i love cumming inside and watching it drip out for some reason - 1 time I ate my ex out afterwards

i've only cum inside a girl's ass once and that was one of the puerto rican girls i talked about before

Ok, that's just fuking weird

[zodiac666]

Ok, that's just fuking weird

ive done that before too, it takes a hell of a lot to gross me out, lol

[Superhuman]

Ok, that's just fuking weird

hey when u love sex as much as i do and seriously consider doing porn nothing is taboo

...except for poop

[Timm1704]

well, i class a date successful when nobody ends up maimed or dead afterwards.

[STYLE74]

well, i class a date successful when nobody ends up maimed or dead afterwards.

[cfiler]

I wouldn't have taken her to the club. I would have probably faked food poisoning or something and gone home early.

Maybe I'm a jerk, but I hate spending money and time on someone, when I do not enjoy their company.

[Superhuman]

I wouldn't have taken her to the club. I would have probably faked food poisoning or something and gone home early.

Maybe I'm a jerk, but I hate spending money and time on someone, when I do not enjoy their company.

well I figured it'd be good because I work there so we got in free and got free drinks. also, I'm friends with everyone there so I had other people to hang out with and there's always the chance of meeting some other super-hot chick who actually has a personality lol