I just trim them...maybe I should shave it instead....
What do you guys do.
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I just trim them...maybe I should shave it instead....
What do you guys do.
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trim
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I saw a picture of one of our bruthas here and shit that scarf me for life..
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chicks do
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shave, after like 3 days once you get used to the pokes you'll love it.
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I shave everything below my nose.Originally Posted by MAJOR25
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Even your ass crack ??
I'm in the same boat though. I have one of those braun shavers, but i just use the sideburn trimmer on my entire body (and yes, ass crack too. haha). I use it for my armpits. It's just a little shorter than a 1 guard on a pair of hair clippers. Feels good and people look weird as hell (and gross to me) with armpit hair goin all over the place. I'll take a blade to my armpits every now and then, but gotta be careful.
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I use a trimmer on my face and under chin and nair from the shoulders down. And of course including butt crack. Ass hair is dirty. It attracks klingons.Even your ass crack ??
I'm in the same boat though. I have one of those braun shavers, but i just use the sideburn trimmer on my entire body (and yes, ass crack too. haha). I use it for my armpits. It's just a little shorter than a 1 guard on a pair of hair clippers. Feels good and people look weird as hell (and gross to me) with armpit hair goin all over the place. I'll take a blade to my armpits every now and then, but gotta be careful.
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I shave them every now and then.
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arent those a species in star trek?
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what's a kingon ?? or did you mean klingon (like star trek)
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trim armpit hair..shave everything else besides butt and legs, itches like hell and gets irratated..head, face, arms, chest all get the treatment..
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Talking about ass crack hair.....How in tha Fvck do you guys shave the Crack....how bout the Gush.....?
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try trimmin your legs and ass, guarantee you'll love it.
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Talking about ass crack hair.....How in tha Fvck do you guys shave the Crack.
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is that your gooch?
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My bad.....I just fell of my chair....laoughing so hard....Goooooch..
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what's the Gush ??Talking about ass crack hair.....How in tha Fvck do you guys shave the Crack.
honestly, i get up on my countertop in the bathroom (unless i got a mirror on the back of a door or wall that hangs low). spread legs, then spread a cheek with one hand, trim with the other. kinda gross when you see the hair fallin
carlos, ever had the ass waxed ?? literally speakin
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waxed..............sounds like pain....hell no..
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Im gonna get a brazilan wax.
and have a landing strip for my butt crack.
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i've shaved my legs...hated it..thought it looked to weird...and my ass is a dif. story...irratation like crazy...
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Kingons, also known as Diggle Berrys. Little balls of poo that sticks to ass hairs.
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i don't have any patience with shaving but i try to trim everything.
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try it without a blade though, just use somethin like no guard on a pair of hair clippers. i love it that way, no irritation either
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Never. Figuratively or literally.carlos, ever had the ass waxed ?? literally speakin
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thats what i do
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and you get irritation still ?? weird. maybe my skin is just different
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I go to try it tonight...I got to cut my hair so y not the rest........I hope I don't cut my self..
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no i was just saying thats what i do too
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Nair is easier but you have to pay attention to time and not leave it on to long.
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still wanna know what a gush or goosh is...or did you mean cooch ?? hahah.
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true, i can't stand the smell of this stuff though. used to nair my taint every now and then. would always get scared i'd burn my balls...
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the gooch is the area between your a-hole and your marbles
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goosh is another name for taint KEY
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It'aint the ass, It'aint the dick.
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Taint is a term used to refer to the perineum (the region of the human body between the testicles or vagina and the anus). This term has no basis in medical terminology and is most often considered lewd and mildly obscene.
The word taint is derived from the combination of the words "it" and "ain’t" run together to form the portmanteau "taint." The joke commonly being: "It ain't your balls (or pussy) and it ain't your ass." Despite its dubious origins, the term taint has become relevant to pop culture having been used by several television programs and stand up comedians. Such programs include SNL where Horatio Sanz played a man with no taint in a sketch with Conan O'Brien.
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ohhh carlos beat me to the punch line...damn him
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I shave my pits...
I'm naturally almost hairless so asshair isn't a prob.
Damned post-puberty brought leg hair tho
That don't kill me, can only make me stronger
i shave
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My steroid dealer used to come over about once every other week, give himself an IM injection, I'd nair his back and shoulders, wipe the hair off with a towel; he'd shower, put on an International Male tight lycra t-shirt and head to his AA meeting.
-BigLittleTim
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