ROmantic quotes

**bor** · 02-13-2007, 08:06 AM

Lets hear 'em

**bor** · 02-13-2007, 08:20 AM

I like these :

True love cannot be found where it truly does not exist,
Nor can it be hidden where it truly does.

The most precious possession that ever comes
To a man in this world
Is a woman's heart.
~ by Josiah G. Holland ~

The only things in life you regret,
Are the risks that you didn't take.

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.
~ by Josiah G. Holland ~

Some people come into our lives and quickly go.
Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to new understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom.
Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon.
They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints on our hearts, and we are never ever the same.
~ by Flavia Weedn ~

**Johny-too-small** · 02-13-2007, 09:41 AM

blah!

**Anavar Man** · 02-13-2007, 09:48 AM

there all pink inside

**Foskamink** · 02-13-2007, 09:49 AM

dam i think i got a date tomorrow! better bring out the big ones! cmon share em

**bor** · 02-13-2007, 09:50 AM

yeah I know

**Johny-too-small** · 02-13-2007, 10:00 AM

Roses are red, violets are blue.....oh wait now I have to poo!

**donniebrasco** · 02-13-2007, 10:35 AM

roses are red, violets are blue, suck my dick

or i'll kill you too.

they should remove the letter o from the vowels so u and i can be together

**PROTEINSHAKE** · 02-13-2007, 10:39 AM

is that a mirror in your pants-cuz I see me in em

**lucabratzi** · 02-13-2007, 10:59 AM

u had some good ones bor...but this thread was destined to go in the wrong direction...haha...i think i'll use the first qoute u had tomorow..

**SMAN12b** · 02-13-2007, 11:09 AM

Grow old along with me....
The best is yet to be !

**UpstateTank** · 02-13-2007, 11:11 AM

romantic quotes??

ease up on the clomid dosage bor!!!!

**hateme** · 02-13-2007, 12:08 PM

NoMarriage.com
If it flies, floats or ****s, you are better off renting it.

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Famous quotes about women and marriage
"When a woman becomes a scholar there is usually something wrong with her sexual organs."
Friedrich Nietzsche

"Direct thought is not an attribute of feminity. In this, women are now centuries behind man."
Thomas Edison

"Nature intended women to be our slaves. They are our property."
Napolean Bonaparte

"Women are nothing but machines for producing children."
Napolean Bonaparte

"An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
Agatha Christie

"Women are like elephants. Everyone likes to look at them but no-one likes to have to keep one."
WC Fields

"Women should be obscene and not heard."
Groucho Marx

"Women's intuition is the result of millions of years of not thinking."
Rupert Hughes

"Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing."
Sean Williamson

"Women should have labels on their foreheads saying, 'Government Health Warning: women can seriously damage your brains, genitals, current account, confidence, razor blades, and good standing among your friends'."
Jeffrey Bernard

"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
Groucho Marx

"Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another."
HL Mencken

"When I have one foot in the grave, I will tell the whole truth about women. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me and say, 'Do what you like now'."
Leo Tolstoy

"Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel."
Leonardo Di Vinci

"I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house."
Lewis Grizzard

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

"I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife."
Tony Curtis

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman

"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late."
Max Kaufman

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
Oscar Wilde

"Dammit sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure."
Oscar Wilde

"Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
George Burns

""When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
Sacha Guitry

"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."
Ann Landers

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
Socrates

"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
Jimmy Durante

"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
Mae West

"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
Ambrose Bierce

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**Fallen_Angel** · 02-13-2007, 12:17 PM

I am down with those Bonaparte and Nietzsche quotes. If they bleeds for a week and don't die, we whould do our best to keep from fighting with them. Now I am off to figure out what I can by my wife with 32 cents, a bubble gum rapper and a bobby pin, so that I can avoid such a battle tomorrow.

**pwerfll1** · 02-13-2007, 12:11 PM

how about this, GET OVER HEAR BITCH IM HORNEY!

**king6** · 02-13-2007, 12:20 PM

Hey baby, call the paramedics. Cause I'm CUT!!!

Do you have a needle and thread? Cause I'm RIPPED!!!!

**JC.1987** · 02-13-2007, 01:16 PM

someone once told me...true love is your soul's recognition of its counterpart..in another.

lol---wedding crashers

**Rye_guy** · 02-13-2007, 02:09 PM

hey baby, I notice you are wearin pants, I am wearin pants too... lets take em off togeather!

thats romantic...

nice shoes, lets fvck, what women wouldnt fall for that line?

**perfect_illusion** · 02-13-2007, 02:54 PM

i heard this somewhere on this board "Dont chase the bitch replace the bitch" not really i romantic quote but thats all i got.

**Uconish** · 02-13-2007, 03:58 PM

"I like you....you like me....now give me some sexy time!!!"

**spywizard** · 02-13-2007, 04:12 PM

"Hey baby, how would you like to come back to my place for a night of the most incredible sex you have ever had"

"what's that" ?

"yea baby, crisco and chunky peanut butter"

**numbat** · 02-13-2007, 04:15 PM

You show me urs and ill show u mine ..

**Logan13** · 02-13-2007, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by bor

Lets hear 'em

Give me that pussy, I know that you have it on ya!

**Flagg** · 02-13-2007, 04:51 PM

"Can I have a rim job baby?"

Thats pretty romantic.

**numbat** · 02-13-2007, 04:56 PM

Tell her baby, I drink yo bath water

**StoneGRMI** · 02-13-2007, 05:03 PM

"You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"- Cartman

**prncezzml** · 02-13-2007, 08:42 PM

It's amazing that you guys are even straight with the disdain and hostility you speak of women. It's really pathetic.

**Johny-too-small** · 02-14-2007, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by prncezzml

It's amazing that you guys are even straight with the disdain and hostility you speak of women. It's really pathetic.

Nice avy, are you on HGH?

**prncezzml** · 02-14-2007, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by Johny-too-small

Nice avy, are you on HGH?

Yep

**Logan13** · 02-15-2007, 03:33 PM

Originally Posted by Johny-too-small

Nice avy, are you on HGH?

ouch!

**Johny-too-small** · 02-15-2007, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by Logan13

ouch!

glad someone caught that.

**Snrf** · 02-15-2007, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by Logan13

ouch!

hahah yeah i didnt catch it

***G-1000*** · 02-14-2007, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by prncezzml

It's amazing that you guys are even straight with the disdain and hostility you speak of women. It's really pathetic.

I like women and only speak nice things about them.

Unless

**goodcents** · 02-14-2007, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by prncezzml

It's amazing that you guys are even straight with the disdain and hostility you speak of women. It's really pathetic.

We like everything about women, except their mind

**StoneGRMI** · 02-14-2007, 08:50 PM

Originally Posted by prncezzml

It's amazing that you guys are even straight with the disdain and hostility you speak of women. It's really pathetic.

We are just quoting other people, not ourselves. In no way do I actually condone telling a woman to get in the kitchen and make me a pie, I don't like pie.

**Timm1704** · 02-15-2007, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by StoneGRMI

We are just quoting other people, not ourselves. In no way do I actually condone telling a woman to get in the kitchen and make me a pie, I don't like pie.

BWAHAHAHA!

"hello there beautiful, i saw you from across the room and, quite frankly, you took my breath away. I asked myself 'should i approach her?' and then decided that I must, as if i dont, then i may lose my one chance to find my soulmate. I look into your eyes, and feel that I have found my best friend, someone who I could love forever, and, well.... can i cum on your tits?"

**beuleux** · 02-15-2007, 06:06 PM

Woman I can hardly express
My mixed emotions at my thoughtlessness
After all Im forever in your debt
And woman I will try to express
My inner feelings and thankfulness
For showing me the meaning of success

...I wrote that just for you babe.

**spywizard** · 02-13-2007, 08:46 PM

yea... what she said..

**anabolics4life** · 02-13-2007, 10:37 PM

that's what happens when you get a bunch of grown men together trying to talk about anything romantic

**bor** · 02-14-2007, 01:47 AM

dumbasses

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