Boink
As in "i'd like to boink her good and hard all night"
what else do ya have
Boink
As in "i'd like to boink her good and hard all night"
what else do ya have
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"I'd like to smash her backdoor in"
an oldie but a goodie..........
I'd like to ride her hard and put her away wett !!!
id like to feed her sausage
Fvck her till the cume comes out.
I'd like to go in so deep that Id pucture her lungs.
fck her dry
bang bang skeet
pork her
park the caddi, beat the uterus up, paint her white
Drop the Lumber on Her....
wanna see a majic trick?? its called watch the sausage disappear.
beat it up
pound her like a flounder
Last edited by PROTEINSHAKE; 03-07-2007 at 06:12 PM.
knock boots
do the nasty
lets get it on
Parking the beef bus in tuna town.
Sticking it in the meat draps
Plow
Pummel
Hit it
jack hammer![]()
Drilling
Put it in her
Smashing
Porking
Make her meet my meat
-flick the bean
-beat the potato sack
-pump those cheeks
tell a girl to let you sniff her dirty spot, or no no zone they love that..bahaha
I tell her, "I want to touch your belly button... from the inside!"
"Let's Make SexyTime... It's NICE" -Borat
break her... but now I will say in my nativa language "KIBRA ( KEY-BRA )."...haahhaha...
Get that nut on!
smash her back out
make a deposit
pumping for crabs
throw a load in
bump uglies
check the temperature
beat up the man in the boat
Hit that sh*t up
Beat it up
Pound it in
get a load away
i'd pee in her butt!
crushin' ass
slayin' ass
bangin' out
they call me the asscrusher....![]()
If you have sex your gonna get pregnant and your gonna die. - Not Another Teen Movie
hahaha..
My dad had an uncomfortable sex talk with me back when I was 16 years old. He struggled through it so badly that he finally came out and just said, "Never deck'r with an unwrapped pecker."
I never knew something like that could leave my dad's mouth.
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i wanna chip your teeth
Dude your dad sounds like Jims dad in American Pie..hahah...well my dad caught me in the act once...Originally Posted by mavsluva
bang em out, bang out the hoeski boeskis
bangin out slootas
bangin out skeezoids
lay the pipe
knock it out
piledriver
pogo stickin
getting up to my nuts in guts
"All I want is someone to take a dump on my chest"Originally Posted by dece870717
Lace'em up.
Rail her.
Polish the knob.
Take a dip.
Last edited by Receiver84; 03-08-2007 at 01:34 PM.
Smack dat a$$
my dad just kinda starred and an akward breath then he said the most incredible thing...nothing and walked out. It had to be a sex talk since my brother had just broken the news he believed his long time g/f was pregnant. I am so thankful I never got an akward sex talk.Originally Posted by mavsluva
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