Thats better
Ok in all seriousness...If I had a girlfriend who pushed me to look better and to lose fat (like she is) etc.
I would knock that bitch upside the head with a phone book when she was asleep and tell her she feel off the bed and hit her head.
I agree.
Seriously, nothing gets me more mad than that.
Also, sounds like you need to rethink on your reasoning on why to cycle....Because if it is just to impress some whacked out gf than that's just wrong.
Also, how does she look? Nobody's perfect, I would mentally slap her with....Hey tubby how about losing those thunder thighs....
Your boobs look like I just opened up a national geographic magazine.....your eyes are to close together etc....maybe a taste of her own medicine.
Thats also a good idea.
Damn How do you take that??
Seriously, I would snap and kill a bitch.