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    The "Would You Rather..." Game

    Here is a game that can get pretty funny. You have to answer the previous post's question first and then post your own "would you rather..."

    I'll start:
    Would you rather...

    a) get your nuts waxed with duct tape?
    -or-
    b) get your hand slammed in a car door?

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    hand slammed in car door.
    would you rather
    a-drink a cup of urine
    b-eat a mouth full of hair

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    lol i'd "rather" do neither but if i HAD to choose id definitely rather have my nuts waxed with duct tape..

    i cant lift with a fvcked up hand.

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    buffgator you're one sick puppy.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffgator
    hand slammed in car door.
    would you rather
    a-drink a cup of urine
    b-eat a mouth full of hair
    Eat hair.

    would you rather
    a) eat a can of chew
    b) wear a dirty diaper for an hour

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    Eat a mouth full of hair or eat a steamy cow poop!

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    what flavor chew? Who soiled the diaper and is it a #1 or #2

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffgator
    what flavor chew? Who soiled the diaper and is it a #1 or #2
    a) copenhagen snuff
    b) grandpa #2

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    the chew any day!
    would you rather
    a-be tazed
    b-shot with bean bag

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    a- be tazed

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    Tazed.

    a) vomit on your lap in an airplane
    b) piss your pants at a nice dinner with your girl

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    piss my pants.. lol

    a) have sex with a 70 year old granny
    b) have sex with a 350lb woman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johny-too-small
    Tazed.

    a) vomit on your lap in an airplane
    b) piss your pants at a nice dinner with your girl
    piss your pants at a nice dinner with your girl. or get shot in the nut with a paint ball gun point blank range

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johny-too-small
    Tazed.

    a) vomit on your lap in an airplane
    b) piss your pants at a nice dinner with your girl
    vomit on lap
    would you rather
    a)jump down into an out house
    b)stung 30 times by bees

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    Quote Originally Posted by 305GUY
    piss my pants.. lol

    a) have sex with a 70 year old granny
    b) have sex with a 350lb woman
    350lb lady

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffgator
    vomit on lap
    would you rather
    a)jump down into an out house
    b)stung 30 times by bees
    stung by a bee 30 times

    A) be blind
    b) be deaf

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffgator
    vomit on lap
    would you rather
    a)jump down into an out house
    b)stung 30 times by bees
    Ill take the bees

    would you rather
    a) lose a finger
    b) have a huge mole on your eyelid

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    be deaf.
    I will lose the finger if the mole has to stay and cant be removed.
    would you rather
    a-fart in front of a hot girl
    b-sneeze in front of a hot girl and get a handfull of snot

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    this is gross...

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    1. eat warm diarrhea.

    2. drink period blood.

    absolutely disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp
    1. eat warm diarrhea.

    2. drink period blood.

    absolutely disgusting.
    omg...new level, folks.

    uhhh, okay #....im going to let someone else give this a shot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by novastepp
    1. eat warm diarrhea.

    2. drink period blood.

    absolutely disgusting.
    WOW I will take #2 bob

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    Woud you rather: A. chew on aluminum foil?
    B. decypher one of Tai's posts?



























    j/k, I'm leaving myself open to a bit of sarcasm.

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    JTS has lost his mind..... funny shit bro!

    A. drink a blender full of blended maggots
    B. get punched in the face by rampage jackson

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    Quote Originally Posted by ottomaddox
    Woud you rather: A. chew on aluminum foil?
    B. decypher one of Tai's posts?
    chew foil

    would you rather

    a) go without sex for a year
    b) go to prison for a month

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    Quote Originally Posted by getnjakked
    JTS has lost his mind..... funny shit bro!

    A. drink a blender full of blended maggots
    B. get punched in the face by rampage jackson
    take a punch, at least Ill be out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Johny-too-small
    chew foil

    would you rather

    a) go without sex for a year
    b) go to prison for a month
    thats a trick question, if i go to prison ill get more sex than i would during that entire year

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    shit in your own hand and eat it
    or
    piss in a cup and drink ur own urine

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    Quote Originally Posted by J*U*icEd
    shit in your own hand and eat it
    or
    piss in a cup and drink ur own urine
    drink my own urine..



    1. do your mom

    2. do your dad

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    Have unprotected sex with a smoking hot woman, who happens to have an std. Could be any std: HIV, herpes, syphillis, etc.

    Or

    Have unprotected sex with a 300lb woman, who's has no stds.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bulldawg_28
    Have unprotected sex with a smoking hot woman, who happens to have an std. Could be any std: HIV, herpes, syphillis, etc.

    Or

    Have unprotected sex with a 300lb woman, who's has no stds.
    how smoking hot?

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    She can look however you want. Your ideal woman.

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    300 pounder, hopefully she's 7'2"

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    assuming you can't change their mind...

    1. marry a girl who doesn't do oral.

    2. marry a girl who doesn't do anal.

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    marry a girl who doesnt give oral much rather have anal than oral

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    definitely need my oral fix. i cant imagine a life with no head.....its a scary thought.

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    agree.

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    Marry a girl who doesn't do anal.

    BJs are the shit. I could go with no vag sex and just get oral for the rest of my life.

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    would you rather:

    a) get poked in the eye the with a hot needle

    b) Have fire ants march up your a$$ thru a tube..

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